There are two types of anachronisms in fantasy: intentional and accidental. The former -- when a modern item is introduced for comic effect, as when the audience sings "We Will Rock You" at a joust in A Knight's Tale -- often amuse me. The latter type amuse me in a much different way, because many of them could have been solved by having an intern check dates. There's fantasy, then there's just plain forgetfulness. Today we'll look at the eight biggest offenders.

8. Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
When Indiana Jones is flying around the world, the lines on the screen show the world as it appears in 1981 when the movie was released -- not the 1930s when it was set. Really? It would have killed someone to take a period atlas and check? I mean, it's not like we don't know that borders got moved around back then. This minor snafu with the movie's travel plot device earns it the eight spot.

7. The Green Mile (1991)
Set in Louisiana in 1935, The Green Mile shows a series of executions in an Electric Chair. It's dramatic and horrifying, and also five years too early. In 1935, convicts were executed by hanging. On the other hand, prisoner Eduard Delacroix (Michael Jeter) has the November 1937 issue of Weird Tales, so maybe 1935 isn't a firm date.

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Last week I was noting the uphill climb scifi will have in winning the "Best Picture" Academy Award, but it's worth also noting that while it's hard for scifi to nab that prize, Oscar-winning directors don't have any problems directing science fiction. Last year's Best Director, Danny Boyle, made 28 Days Later, a science fictional look at zombies, while Ang Lee (who won the 2005 statue) tried his hand at Hulk. Peter Jackson has Bad Taste in his background, and Steven Soderbergh attempted a remake of Solaris. Other Oscar winners who directed scifi include James Cameron, Robert Zemeckis and of course, Steven Spielberg.

That said, there are a number of interesting and influential directors who have yet to direct in the genre. Which naturally made me think of a column. Below you'll find my list of the ten directors I really think should make a scifi movie. In no particular order:

Martin Scorsese
He's the ultimate gritty urban portraitist, which makes him an unconventional choice, but also remember that Scorsese has some surprising works in his canon: The Last Temptation of Christ, The Age of Innocence and Kundun all suggest he's not afraid to stretch out and surprise viewers and critics. I literally cannot imagine what a Scorsese scifi would be like, which is the best possible reason for him to try one.

Clint Eastwood
Eastwood came tantalizingly close to scifi with 2000's Space Cowboys (I disqualify it because the science of the movie is contemporary, not futuristic), so it's not a huge leap to having him in the genre. Eastwood would likely prize character struggle over technology and make a scifi flick grownups could love.

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In this column we've learned a lot about the tremendous impact video games have had on Hollywood, but what about the gamers themselves? You see, we gamers know what we're actually like, but filmmakers are still a little unclear about how to portray our ilk. When they sit down at their typewriters, we usually come off as either more charming and interesting than we are in reality, or we're condescendingly insulted. Need proof? Here are the most egregious offenders in science fiction.

The Movie: Stay Alive (2006)
The Gamers: Incredibly hot and stupid
With a cast made up of startlingly good-looking actors like Sophia Bush, Milo Ventimiglia, and Samaire Armstrong, much of this sub-par movie feels like a feature-length Nintendo Wii commercial -- admittedly, one that's full of decapitations and slit throats. The characters in Stay Alive are indicative of everything gamers simultaneously loathe and envy; we Cheetos-eating, over-or-underweight lot wish to be the type of people who could swap spittle with Sophia Bush, but we also never want to be the kind of brainless morons who get killed because we weren't smart enough to stop playing a video game that decapitates its players. Decisions, decisions.

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Let me start with a confession: Despite the fact that I write horror and sell it, I can't read or watch it. Let's just say I'm a screamer. Popcorn flies. But the distance I place between myself and horror puts me in an ideal position to talk about the fine line between supernatural horror and dark fantasy. The genres cross more often than you would think, and sometimes, the distinction comes down to a simple question: How badly does it scare you? But in addition to that subjectivity, there are a few factors that can help you decide which genre a fantasy/horror hybrid best clings to. Let's look at some candidates.

Edward Scissorhands (1990)
One could make a strong argument for Tim Burton's movie as a horror, partly because it's a take on the Frankenstein story and partly because Tim Burton is always dark. But Edward's scissor-hands introduce tragedy to the tale -- he can't touch anyone he cares about without hurting them. As such there's an element of sadness and longing that runs through the whole movie, so it tends to lean it more towards fantasy.

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
On the other hand, so to speak... this movie features a character like Edward, in that Freddy Krueger has blades for fingers, but he stands firmly in the realm of horror. What's the difference between Freddy and Eddie? Body count: Freddy Krueger maims and kills throughout the franchise, making it painfully obvious that no one is safe. With Edward, there's the risk he might hurt someone; with Freddy, it's a promise.

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Quelling a deadly space-bug riot or facing down an army of droid mechas is not a job for your average thespian. Actors for the most part are a cowardly, squishy lot. But there are a few, proud exceptions -- men that go above and beyond the call of duty on the movie screen, time and again returning to serve our country, the world, and sometimes even the whole galaxy. These are the Soldiers of SciFi, and let's show them a little respect, maggot!

Jean-Claude Van Damme
Rank: Seargent
The debate over genetically engineered soldiers has divided our troops, and the public. But one man has shown that those half-lives cause more trouble than they're worth, and that man is Van Damme. Through three Universal Soldier movies, Van Damme's resurrected Vietnam soldier Luc Devereaux has been a thorn in the side of the U.S. Army. Create a program to resurrect troops? Devereaux will take it down. Evil computer tries to destroy the U.S. government? Devereaux can't help but get involved. At least in this year's Universal Soldier 3: A New Beginning, he teams up with our boys to stop an evil nuclear cloud. Oh, and the less said about Van Damme's army leader in Street Fighter (1994), the better.

Arnold Schwarzenegger
Rank: Lieutenant
The T-800 is the most ruthless killing machine we've ever seen. And though we don't have to like them, we do have to respect their prowess. Schwarzenegger has portrayed the T-800 in four Terminator movies (well, three plus a computer generated head). But it's not for his misdeeds that we honor the Governator today. In Commando (1985), John Matrix alone stood against an army of evil. In Predator (1987), he was the only man to survive an alien hunter. Time and again, Schwarzenegger has served this country, with only a moderate amount of collateral damage. OK, a significant amount of collateral damage. So what, punk?

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As Columbus Day approaches, you'll hear people talk endlessly about the Italian mapmaker and his discovery of America. Of course, such talk ignores the fact that people had been living here in thriving civilizations for thousands of years before he arrived. To honor the holiday, let's take a look at how fantasy movies treat the folks who got here first.

Native Americans as Injuns

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
When I was a kid, we played cowboys and Indians with no understanding of either group's culture. That's not really surprising for a bunch of 8-year-olds. Hollywood producers, on the other hand, are still content to turn out movies that portray Native American as savages. Hence the hilarity that ensues when Johnny Depp has to stage an improbable escape from being served as dessert to an island full of them. Thanks for perpetuating that bloodthirsty stereotype.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
This movie heads down South America and fiddles with Mayan culture. Then it tosses in warriors from the invented Ugha people, so that our five heroes can have someone beside Nazis chasing them for a change. Inventing a tribe doesn't absolve one of perpetuating stereotypes. Just ask Depp's Captain Jack about the Pelegostoans.

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There's this progression where someone comes up with a new idea, and then someone else copies it until it becomes cliché, and then it becomes a trope and then a genre. Today we're looking at the fantasy movies that started it all -- the ones whose ideas were so groundbreaking they spawned the atmosphere that Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings would come to dominate. A word of warning: If you watch some of these today you'll think they are cliched -- but just remember who invented it.

The Thief of Baghdad (1924)
This is arguably the very first fantasy feature. The second title card in the classic silent says, "Verily the works of those gone before us have become instances and examples to men of our modern day..." How true! The movie's cutting edge special effects, casts of thousands, and story with a sweeping epic sprawl made audiences fall in love with the genre. Thief of Baghdad spawned two remakes and, in many ways, Raiders of the Lost Ark is its descendant -- the story of a clever thief fighting the forces of evil.

King Kong (1933)
The 50-foot ape is so iconic, it's hard to picture the Empire State Building without him. This landmark movie introduced the world to the idea of giant monster flicks, but more specifically, giant monsters wreaking havoc on New York City. You can see its descendants in everything from Ghostbusters to Cloverfield, and its enduring influence on today's fantasy directors. (There's a reason Peter Jackson went straight from Lord of the Rings to a Kong remake.)

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I'm going to engage in a bit of shameless self-promotion and tell you that this Friday marks the debut of Stargate: Universe, a television show for which I am the Creative Consultant, and if you wouldn't mind watching it (whilst, of course, setting your DVR to record AMC's scheduled offering Field of Dreams, and promising to watch all of it, including the commercials), I would be deeply appreciative. Appalling personal advertisement out of the way, the debut of Stargate: Universe is also notable because the television series has cinematic roots in 1994's Stargate, directed by Roland Emmerich, who would go on to make Independence Day and the upcoming 2012. And while Stargate has been the most successful science fiction movie-to-television crossover (SG:U is the third series that can trace its ancestry back to the movie) of course it's not the only one; a number of science fiction flicks have beamed down from the silver screen to the the small screen. How did they do? Let's take a look.

Buck Rogers in the 25th Century
Defrosted astronaut Buck Rogers debuted in a comic strip, but made the jump to movies in a 1939 serial from Universal Pictures starring Buster Crabbe. Rogers actually jumped to TV twice: Once in 1950 for a single season on ABC (and for which no recordings exist), and then in 1979 for NBC, in the rather more well-known series starring Gil Gerard. NBC actually released the series pilot to movie theaters, where it did the modern equivalent of $60 million at the box office -- enough for the network to greenlight the project, which would last for two seasons. Incidentally, Buck Rogers may head back to the big screen; Frank Miller (The Spirit) is reportedly prepping a new version.

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Even before he made the transition to acting, David Bowie had an otherworldly air about him. His three year stint as Ziggy Stardust wasn't just about wearing a costume; it was about creating an entire world and history for a character. It's no surprise, then, that Bowie's movie career has taken good advantage of that eldritch nature, casting him in roles that are just a step to the side of a mortal. Herewith, the (mostly) fantastic movie career of The Thin White Duke.

Mr. Rice's Secret (2000)
This is one of those "movies I watched so you don't have to." Though Bowie does a fine job with the role he's given, he's been horribly, horribly miscast. Sure, using his otherworldly qualities to represent the enigmatic Mr. Rice sounds good on paper, but David Bowie in flannel? There are many things he can do, but looking ordinary is not one of them. On top of that, Mr. Rice is masquerading as a teacher. Even at his most benign, Bowie exudes a dangerous sexuality, which is the last thing you want for a teacher who happens to be your teenage son's "special friend."

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (1992)
Admittedly, Bowie's role in this just a bit part -- but he's so good at it. His character appears out of nowhere after living the last two years "in a nightmare," and he makes you believe it. Whatever that's happened to him is so visceral, it seems almost natural when he vanishes into thin air. It's a tribute to his ability to appear so "other" that his absence is more unnerving than his presence. When he's in front of the camera, he creates a sense of danger and just plain weirdness.

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It's not easy being a hero on a quest. In addition to battling demons (inner or outer) and ya know, being heroic, there's all the piddly details of questing. Who wants to think about the practicalities when there are deeds to be done! Maidens to rescue! Dragons to defeat! That's why the truly savvy never venture out without a sidekick. Are you in the market for a loyal henchman? Check out the fantasy classifieds to find your perfect partner in quest.

SWM - Thorough familiarity with the jails and underground of Aquila. No combat skills, but good at skulking, stealing, and stealth. Very discrete. Can be trusted not to take advantage of cursed state. Works well under pressure, though needs assistance when cornered. Recently completed adventure in the forests around Abruzzo.
Referral: Captain Navarre of Aquila
Ask for: Mouse of Ladyhawke

SDM - Loyal and true. Extremely good at video games providing strong hand and eye coordination. Fearsome appearance can be powerful deterrent. Good at spotting dangers others may overlook. Natural green coloring offers camouflage and plastic skin is stain resistant. Recently infiltrated The Toy Barn and removed kidnapped operative. Warning: Startles easily and suffers from inferiority complex.
Referral: Woody the Cowboy
Ask for: Rex of Toy Story

SGM - Of extraordinarily large size; mere presence can be enough to make opponents drop their weapons. Combat skills include wrestling, bar brawls, and group melees. Works best in a team environment and enjoys word games. Last action, participated in overthrow of Prince Humperdinck and retrieval of hostage.
Referral: The Dread Pirate Roberts
Ask for: Fezzik the Giant of The Princess Bride

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