Mary Robinette Kowal - The Top Five Fantasy Films to Relieve Stress

Every time I look at the news there's some new problem of epic proportions fraught with controversy facing mankind. Epic, that is, without the benefit of magic spells and stunning displays of swordsmanship. I'm referring of course to fantasy, where the world's problems may seem insolvable but at least everyone agrees on what the problem is: There's a single villain who's causing a mess and all that's required is for the hero to swoop in and save the day. Simple enough, right? Granted, the solution comes at the last minute and is often harrowing, but at the end of the film the problem is solved and everyone lives happily ever after. Given a choice, wouldn't you solve the financial crisis with a single swift spell? Well, fantasy may not be able to solve your problems -- yet -- but at least it can help you forget about them. Here's a rundown of fantasy films that speak to today's epic crises.
1. Election Fatigue: The Sword in the Stone (1963)
Tired of the endless election coverage, the attack ads, and the debates? The Sword in the Stone settles the whole question of succession by, well, sticking a sword in a stone. You don't have to listen to pundits making predictions about who is likely to pull the sword out. Instead, enjoy Merlin the Magician as he helps young Wart grow into King Arthur. Wouldn't it be nice if all rulers came with a magical adviser of unquestionable wisdom?
2. Global Warming: The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005)
Sweating over climate change? Pick up a copy of Narnia, where the rule of the White Witch means it's always winter and never Christmas. The four Pevensie children slip through the back of a magic wardrobe into a land of ice and snow. However unintentional it may be, the whole film flips global warming on its head. When temperatures start to rise, that's a good thing because it means that "Aslan is on the move" and will put an end to the rule of the White Witch. To do so he has to make a sacrifice that makes the Kyoto Protocol look like a walk in the park. So settle back with a cup of hot cocoa and cheer as the glaciers melt in Narnia.
3. Subprime Mortgage Crisis: Labyrinth (1986)
At its heart, Labyrinth is about making bad deals. Fifteen-year old Sarah accidentally wishes her baby brother away and has to go on a quest to rescue him from the Goblin King. In the middle of the film there's a scene where Sarah has forgotten what she's searching for and winds up in a junkyard. An old homeless woman struggling with a massive bag shows her the way back to her room. For a moment, it looks like Sarah has gone home. She starts picking up things, old memories, and they cling to her. As she begins to disappear under a sack like the old woman's, Sarah remembers realizes her accumulated treasures are just worthless trifles taking her away from what's really important: Her family. With her eye on the goal, Sarah is able to rescue her brother, defeat the Goblin King and return to her real home.
4. Terrorism: The Lord of the Rings (2001)
In The Lord of the Rings, you've got your basic tyrant overlord, Sauron, who created the One Ring to conquer Middle Earth. As his power grows, armies of orcs and the Ringwraiths ravage the land, destroying homes and families. The fate of the world rests on the shoulders of Frodo, who must take the Ring to Mount Doom and destroy it. Let me put it another way: To defeat the terrorist Sauron, cities are destroyed, massive battles are waged, a daring few struggle to the edge of exhaustion to toss a ring into a volcano -- and terrorism is defeated. If only it were that easy.
5. Depression: The Neverending Story (1984)
It's probably been awhile since you've seen The Neverending Story. Trust me, out of all of these movies, this one's worth watching again. Bastian is the frequent victim of bullies, he has trouble at school, and he escapes regularly into books. One day, he gets pulled all the way into the world of a book. The thing is that Bastian's words and ideas create the world that he's in. On the one hand, it's just a film about a magic place, but on the other hand it's a reminder that our own personal narratives have a strong impact on how we live our lives -- a concrete example of how our world view can shape our reality. That's not too bad an outlook when you're down in the dumps.

Mary Robinette Kowal is the winner of the 2008 John W. Campbell Award for Best New Writer. She is also the art director at Shimmer Magazine and a professional puppeteer. Her columns appears Fridays.
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what would you recommend for attention deficit hypertension disorder?
Give the 2003 Peter Pan a try. If there's ever been a hero with ADHD, it's Peter.
How to deal the the whole Proposition 8 Gay Marriage thing?
I'm looking for a nice cold dreary day in January to pull out all 3 extended Lord of the Rings DVDs to lose myself in Middle Earth for 12 straight hours. The thought of that day will get me through many a dreary day when I don't have 12 spare hours.
Indeed, the Lord of the Rings movies are good for almost any kind of stress :-)
Other favorite movies-to-watch-while-stressed:
Ocean's Eleven, which is very good at distracting me!
The Goonies for when I'm feeling a little too grown up.
A Knight's Tale for when I feel trapped on a life path I can't control. (Or need the inspiration to "change my stars." Or just don't want to remember Heath Ledger as the Joker.)
I'm a bit disappointed you didn't work "Princess Bride" in there, that's pretty much a cure-all.
I'd have to agree with all of them, and the ones in the comments as well. My addition would be "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" but that one is easy, since it's a fantasy that's straight up comedy as well. Seriously, when depressed, sick, worried, what-have-you, that one's a cure- all (as Kurt so aptly put it).
Oo... that's a tough one. On short notice the best I'm coming up with is Orlando. It deals with gender issues, but not specifically gay marriage. It's a fascinating and beautifully crafted film.
There's a serious dearth of openly gay and lesbian characters in Fantasy film. Television and fiction, I can come up with several, but film... Unless you want to count Samwise's unrequited love for Frodo?
Can anyone help me out on this one?
Great topic! My personal picks on the same subjects are :
1. Election Fatigue: Agree it has to be King Arthur but personally prefer Excalibur! Less cute but great film.
2. Global Warming: What about Ice Age? Or if we all agree the planet is done for already, give me Kull the Conqueror. Terrible film but Kevin Sorbo and a bag of popcorn will make me feel a whole lot better!!
3. Subprime Mortgage Crisis: Just got a huge mortgage and not liking your situation? Beetlejuice! Michael Keaton just cannot be bettered!
4. Terrorism: Harder for me this one. We could just blast the bad guys away courtesy of Starship Troopers but why not just let Superman handle things for us??
5. Depression: Have to agree with Kurt's comment here, The Princess Bride is a panacea for all ills but when things get reallt bad, I reach for Jeff Daniels in Timescape and watch him travel through time to make things right.
As for gay marriage, very difficult one this. The Wolves of Stonor handles homophobic persecution very well but you could always try 2 films where love conquers all and who the person is becomes more important than what they are or what anyone else thinks. I mean of course, Beauty and the Beast or Shrek!!
Ahh, The Never Ending Story. It has been a while! That was the movie that started my life long love of speculative fiction and movies. I still get goosebumps when I hear the theme song.
Prop 8? Easy, Conan The Destroyer.
Hi Mary,
Scalzi sent me. Nice reading you here. Congrats on the Campbell Award ... well deserved. My own personal favorite for a feel good movie (or movies) is the Back to the Future trilogy.
Great read! Thanks, Mary.
I'd think Deniro in Stardust might be the best response to Prop 8. Remember when his lightning pirates come into save him from Septimus? Almost brings tears to my eyes, really...
@DKT. Oh! You are totally right. Stardust is exactly the right answer to Prop 8.