Daily Scan: 04.14.08: Long Version of Babylon A.D. Never Existed; BSG Final Season Theories
• Different retailers will sell different versions of Cloverfield.
• Our good friend John over at SF Signal gives The Sarah Jane Adventures a free pass because it's for kids and kids are stupid.
• Getting upset about a Vin Diesel movie getting cut is pretty stupid to begin with, but no need to worry, fans: producers say that the 160-minute version of Babylon A.D. never existed.
• Some theories on BSG's final season.
• Oh, man, what could have been: Edgar Rice Burroughs and Bob Clampett teamed up to make a John Carter series of cartoons, but it all got mucked up thanks to studio meddling.
Er...that's not exactly what I said. I was saying that show is aimed at kids and won't necessarily stand under the scrutiny of adult common sense. Younger kids won't necessarily think to ask "why" when they see an explosion that happens for no apparent reason.