Ex-safecracker Gal (Winstone) has retired from a life of crime and used his ill-gotten gains to buy a sweet villa in sunny Spain, where he plans to spend the rest of his days poolside with his hot ex-porn-star wife. Unfortunately for Gal, he’s a pasty Brit, and Brits burn. Badly. As if that’s not bad enough, his vicious old boss turns up demanding that Gal come out of retirement, and he won’t take no for an answer. Then Spain gets even hotter. Hands down the worst sunburn ever committed to celluloid.

Sexy Beast, Ray Winstone, 2000. © 20th Century Fox. Courtesy of the Everett Collection.