Craig Schwartz: There's a tiny door in my office, Maxine. It's a portal and it takes you inside John Malkovich. You see the world through John Malkovich's eyes... and then after about 15 minutes, you're spit out... into a ditch on the side of the New Jersey Turnpike.
Maxine: Sounds great!. Who the f--- is John Malkovich?

Being John Malkovich, Catherine Keener, John Cusack, 1999. Courtesy of the Everett Collection