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John Scalzi - An Experiment in Accurate But Misleading Movie Descriptions
And, of course, it's easy to do it with science-fiction films as well. "Disaffected farm boy destroys military installation, killing thousands" is, for example, an accurate but misleading description of Star Wars, giving the impression that it's a different kind of film than it really is. If nothing else, this sort of exercise makes you look at your favorite films in a new light.
With that in mind, here are some accurate but misleading descriptions of popular science-fiction films. Enjoy.
2001: A Space Odyssey
A well-meaning computer's attempt to fulfill its mission runs afoul of a human crew with other plans.
Alien
A rambunctious alien child invites itself aboard a human cargo ship; a memorable game of hide-and-seek follows.
Aliens
Humans and aliens join together to raise alien youth, but the marines take exception to their methods.
Alien 3
A lady and a stowaway change the lives of lonely prisoners forever.
Avatar
A company attempts to solve the Earth's ecological woes; unhelpful aliens interfere with the task.
Back to the Future
A bewildered teenage boy fends off his mother's disturbing and unnatural attraction to him.
Blade Runner
Poor product design leads to trouble for a manufacturer and one exasperated policeman. (Note: this is also the description for I, Robot.)
Cloverfield
A group of hipster Manhattanites find their plans for the night completely overturned thanks to an unexpected visit from an out of towner.
Escape From New York
A former soldier tries to find someone in the Big Apple but is frequently distracted by the colorful locals and their interesting lifestyle choices.
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial
An interloper endangers the life of a small boy in a desperate attempt to get home.
I Am Legend
A New Yorker has trouble getting along with his neighbors, especially at night.
Inception
An eclectic group of dreamers meet a poor little rich boy and try to change how he feels about losing his father.
Independence Day
Humans and aliens engage in a dispute over resource management.
Jurassic Park
A couple tries to have a good day at an amusement park and is thwarted by faulty ride management.
Logan's Run
A young man seeks to discover if he can ever trust someone over 30.
Men in Black
A cop joins the immigration service and loses his sense of identity and his place in the universe.
Planet of the Apes
An astronaut shows a civilization the errors of its prejudiced ways but discovers that the ways of his own people aren't always perfect.
Star Trek: The Motion Picture
A child's attempt to find his parents leads to misunderstandings on a galactic scale.
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
Time travelers attempt to steal an endangered species just to save their own behinds.
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
A floppy-eared alien meets two robed humans who take him on a series of increasingly disturbing adventures, including an attempt to acquire a small boy on a bet.
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones
A budding romance between a man and a woman is threatened by her political career and his job in a paramilitary operation.
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith
An ambitious young man's career choices confound his wife and his immediate supervisor.
The Fly
Lax operating standards in a laboratory lead a scientist to change the way he lives his life.
The Matrix
A lonely programmer discovers he's spending more time in a massive multiplayer online game than he ever suspected.
The Matrix Reloaded and The Matrix Revolutions
The owners of a popular immersion video game fight outside attempts by technophobes to shut it down.
The Terminator
A robot with a funny accent goes looking for a woman in eighties Los Angeles.
The Thing
A visitor tries to blend in with the crew of an Antarctic base but find attempts to become one of the guys is met with suspicion and resistance.
Transformers
A young man's desire for a car involves him in a philosophical dispute between two metalheads.
WALL-E
An employee at a garbage dump abandons his job to pursue a woman he's just met.











