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The Ruins: User Reviews vs. Stephen King

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Novelist Scott Sigler's horror columns will appear every Friday through the end of March.

Is originality overrated, or is it merely defined by the observer? No, I'm not going to start talking about metaphysics and bust out my Stephen Hawking voice box impression (which kills, by the way), but our beloved horror movie genre has never been a benchmark of originality. Horror films are the wholesale dealers of the movie world. Buy something that's already proven, re-sell it with a markup, and next thing you know you're bumpin' down Rodeo with a pig-pimpin' fur coat and a scream queen on each arm. Wait ... that's the rap game. Oh well, same thing, really.

Nowhere is this more prevalent than the time-honored horror tradition of turning a book into a movie. Back in the old days of VHS and Reaganonmics, you saw the book's name up on the billboard, you paid your $2 for the movie ticket, and you took your chances. Now, however, the complex series of tubes known as "The Internets" means that the forest is never empty, and someone is always there to not only hear it, but review it as well (or flame it, pw0n it, or Digg it down, for that matter). That brings us to a clash between the tradition of idea resale and the online owners of reputation...

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Reviews Ruin The Ruins for Me:
How much faith do we put in online reviews? I was all fired up to see The Ruins when it comes out April 4, but when I went to buy the book on Amazon.com I had to read the buyer comments. Hundreds of them. It's not that people just dislike this book: They hate it, want to kill it, kill it's children, go back in time and murder its grandparents, then parade its tarred and feathered corpse through the town square. The people who hate it call the plot predictable and un-frightening; the people who love it say the people who hate it are just too dumb to understand "art." From the sound of the reviews, if you're an old-school horror fan, this might not be for you, but if you are amongst the oh-so-educated literati and are therefore fairly ignorant of horror cliches, you'll diggity-dig it. Why are the others so pissed? Because the book was lauded by none other than Stephen King himself, who called The Ruins, "The best horror novel of the new century." Whoa doggies, that's going to send a load of people hustling to their bookshops to snag a copy. And speaking of King and horror novels turned into movies ...

Shameless AMC Programming Plug: Christine
It's a freakin' possessed car. We all know Stephen King went through a major substance abuse phase when he wrote Christine. Because seriously... a possessed car? The fact that this plot sounds so ridiculous is even more stunning when you read the book or watch the movie, and you realize that both just flat-out kick ass. Keith Gordon as Arnie Cunningham is a great marriage of semi-spooky guy with semi-spooky role, the whole being greater than the sum of the parts. High-horror-art? No. Good time? Hell yes. Not enough for you? Three words: John Carpenter directed. (And a few more words: It airs Friday Apr. 18, 10:30PM | 9:30C.). Was a possessed car an original idea? Have to say yes: An inanimate object that doubled as a Satanic hoopdie with flames shooting out the grille. Know what's not an original idea? Our entertainment devices showing us ghosties, which brings us to...

Haven't We Seen This Before: Shutter
A shortage of horror movies puts Shutter on this weekend's list of possibilities. "Spirit photography" says ghosts are all around us; we just can't see them with normal vision. Didn't The Eye just do this, like, last month? Or Poltergeist, 20-plus years ago with TVs? And of course The Ring, with videotape? Seems every improvement in home-viewing technology doubles as a sneaky demon gateway. Makes me wonder if the next movie is That Action Is Not Allowed, where the ghosts are trapped in the opening previews of a DVD and you can't fast-forward past them.

So Shutter is re-hashing an idea we've seen many times before, but at least it's only re-hashing one idea. If you want to five or more genre movies, and cram them together into one wacky package, you get...

Doomsday, Revisited
Last week I wrote that I was fired up to see Doomsday. I said it's a combo of Escape From New York and The Road Warrior. Well, I was somewhat right. It's those two, plus Lord of The Rings, 28 Days Later and has a scene-for-scene redux of Aliens. Lord of The Rings? Yeah. Horses, castles, knights in armor. No, I'm not joking. This is a campy, comical B-movie rave-up, not the intense sci-fi thriller the trailers make it out to be. It's almost like someone wanted to legitimize the multi-movie format of the Scary Movie series.

If an original idea falls in a forest and no one hears it, we shed a tiny tear. But if five unoriginal ideas go into the woods for a slam-dancing, greased-up, naked pagan orgy of an apocalyptic movie, we cry our asses off.

That's a lot of tears ... maybe it's time to bust out the Hawking voice box and have a wholly inappropriate giggle or two.

Scott Sigler writes tales of hard-science horror, then gives them away as free audiobooks at www.scottsigler.com. His first major hardcover, Infected, hits stores on April 1, 2008. If you don't agree with what Scott says in this blog, please email him scott@scottsigler.com. Please include all relevant personal information, such as your address and what times you are not home, in case Scott wishes to send someone to "discuss" your opinions.

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Tags: 28 days later, aliens, christine, doomsday, escape from new york, john carpenter, shutter, stephen king, the ring, the road warrior, the ruins

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Scott--

I loved The Ruins, but I recommended it to friends who, just as you said, absolutely hated it, called it predictable, hated the characters, whatever. But I personally have never been so creeped out reading a book--my jaw was literally dropped half the time.

I also had the chance to read The Ruins screenplay, and while it wasn't perfect, I think it still remains true to the spirit of the book.

I think what ruins The Ruins is trying to make too much out of it -- I don't think it's the most artistic horror in the world, and those who read it expectinge "literature" are bound to be disappointed.

Finally--Stephen King's not the only one who loved this book. It was on the top of every major book critic's list. Lev Grossman of Time nearly put it on his ten best of the year, only to bump it out at the last minute.

So don't fret! I think there's plenty in there to appreciate!

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Clayton, I think you may have hit the nail right on the head. Perhaps these disgruntled users were looking for a knockout punch instead of a straight right jab. You have to admit, it's almost like King is passing down the crown to Scott Smith -- people were expecting to be blown away to the caliber of THE SHINING or CARRIE. To get a comment like that and get a good novel when people are expecting a great novel might throw them off.

At any rate, you got me! I'm in, I'll read and decide for myself.

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As for the movies you mentioned we may have seen before, actually yes. All the ones you mentioned (except Poltergeist of course) are remakes of Asian horror movies. It's not just Hollywood that re-hashes ideas, it's international! Then people here just remake the movie for US audiences. I have heard that the original Tai Shutter is good, and it is on my list of movies to watch.

And as for Stephen King...well, I've not put much stock in anything he has said or written for a very long time. The final straw was the ending for Needful Things. Which, after going the whole book along for the ride, I felt that he just pulled an ending out of the air because he was on deadline. Nothing he has done recently has made up for that, at least for me. The one scene from Family Guy says it all:

Stephen King: Now for my 300th novel, a couple... is attacked... by a giant lamp monster.
Editor: You're not even trying anymore are you?

Oh, but the ones you mentioned, like Carrie and The Shinning? Great. His classics will always be good.

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Jessika: I have to agree with you on NEEDFUL THINGS. I was a crack-smokin' King junkie until that one. A can of peanut brittle? What? It did read like he ran out of time.

But still, the man's word carries a lot of weight in the horror community, and with damn good reason. He's at that level where his opinion can sell tens of thousands of books. He ain't no Oprah, but his comment will sell more books than, say, some jackass author who writes a blog for AMCTV.com ...

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Unless the prospective buyer is someone who's familiar with the both of you.

Whenever I see a rave comment by Mr. King on a book, I tend to add the proverbial grain of salt. The reason is my current impression that, as with J. I. Packer in the evangelical community, one can always count on Mr. King for a rave comment. Now, I respect both Dr. Packer and Mr. King; they know what they're talking about, and they write very well. (Indeed, I have as much fun reading King's nonfiction as his fiction--Danse Macabre is a delight.) But I've never heard either of them trash a book, or even give a lukewarm approval.

Whereas you've given us readers (and listeners! "Original Junkie" here) the full spectrum of your opinions. I know you don't have a binary blurb-switch (1="FANTASTIC!" 0="BURN!"). So I tend to expect a sober--if you'll forgive the word--and reasoned opinion.

In a nutshell: Okay, so Mr. King raved about this work. When has he not raved about something in public?

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Michael: You bring up an excellent point. Sir King does support the people he likes, which is part of his general class and good-ol' boy charm. But come on man, "The best horror novel of the new century?" That goes a bit beyond a pat on the back and a nice "attaboy!"

Besides, King should have saved that blurb for ME! I'll be having words with him, that's for damn sure. Just as soon as I can get him to take a meeting. And that doesn't look very promising, judging from that restraining order he took out on me last year ...

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Im going to go see the Ruins for sure. Reading not so much but thats because my time is limited so I only read books that I want to read.

I will say though If I hear a very very very bad review for a movie I might have been on the fence On I won't see it (in theatres at any rate) ie 10,000 bc or Doomsday. But the same goes if I hear a realy good review. I'll go see it ie Never Back Down.

NOW this isn't to say that I take everyones review into mind. Certain people/reviews I listen to others I don't care about. i.e. ebert and robert don't really feel that the fit in for me.

In regards to the King remark we all have things that we think are amazing and perfection where as other people think were batshit crazy for liking them. Maybe this is King's one vice. I thought 3:10 to Yuma was better then No country and I've been called more then once a dumbass because of this.

and there's this novel INFECTED I love it but when I told me friends they chased me out of town with pitch forks not sure why that was.........


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I put *some* weight to user reviews, but I try to take into account what exactly they say they like or don't like. For example I've found that with horror movies there seems to be two fairly distinct groups: those who who dig the gross/gore/shock type horror movie, and those who dig the fun/campy/"sometimes stuff jumps out and goes Boo!" type horror movies, and if a particular movie doesn't fall into their preferred type, they'll give it a bad review. For example I fall into the "camp fan" group, and there are some horror flicks that I love that are just really fun to watch, but gore fans will constantly rip on them as "not scary enough." (As an example I'm a fan of much of Dark Castle's work).
BTW "Christine" is, in my opinion, the best of the King book-to-movie transformations (possibly even more so than The Shining), and although there have been a number of other "killer car" movies out there over the decades, none have done anywhere near as brilliant a job of creating an evil antagonist character out of a non-speaking, non-feeling hunk of metal as this movie & book did - I absolutely felt it was worth a spot on my DVD shelf.

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Re: You have to admit, it's almost like King is passing down the crown to Scott Smith.

King already did pass down the crown. About 20 years ago to Clive Barker. Didn't work out so well. Barker imploded and King retired. But then a Dodge Caravan knocked him around and he seems to have forgotten both events.

But that aside, Scott Smith is the new King? Puh-lease. It takes him ten years to write a friggin' book! I haven't read The Ruins yet, but I did read A Simple Plan. It was okay, but I'd be hard-pressed to even call it horror.

I'm pretty sure King is just flippin' the pages of the HWA directory and stabbing his finger at the names, now, hoping one of those bastards will stop flinging the crown back at him...preferably not mounted on the hood of a van.

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Clayton - how did you get your hands on the screenplay for The Ruins? I ask this because I'm a huge fan of the book, and have been tracking the progress of the film for a long time. It's easily my most anticipated, and early reports point to it being a great movie. Again, any help would be appreciated.

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Very interesting topic this week, Scott, and as one of your very idealistic Scifi and Horror Junkies, I try not to let a review or peer opinion affect my anticipation of reading a novel or seeing a film. I try to experience each with a firm resolve to "totally get into it". Experiencing a film or novel with a pre-conceived notion as to how great it is, how awful it is said to be, or even being exposed to too many details about the movie or novel, tends to distract me from the joy of total immersion. I like to be surprised. And although it is hard not to compare and analyse as I watch or read, I try to isolate my experience. I really try to approach each with fresh eyes for the total journey I will experience. My goal is to be unaware of anything other than what the author or filmmaker wants me to feel or see or hear at that particular moment. Yes, it's hard to do, but even though I enjoy some more than others, I truly enjoy them all at some level.
And all that aside, if I do read a good endorsment about or by a favorite author or filmaker, that just moves the subject of the their review to a higher place on my "must see or read list".
Let's face it, I am a horror and sci-fi JUNKIE so give it ALL to me.... good or bad.... give me ALL of it.

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