In Defense of Uwe Boll
Who knew it was going to be Uwe Boll day here at Monsterfest? I certainly didn't, but the recent postings by Tom and Harold have persuaded me to do what few in my position would ever do: Defend Uwe Boll. It's a lonely job, but I'm up for it.
I've met Uwe a few times and he's a really nice guy. He's smart, funny, and never at a loss for words. As his infamous boxing challenge to his critics proves, he's not afraid of confronting his attackers and speaking his mind. (He always gives a great interview.) Last summer in Montreal, I witnessed him help out an injured drunk who fell down and hit his head, even calling the paramedics himself. I couldn't help but respect that.
Of course, the man's movies are what people really dislike, but even there I can't be too critical. I saw Postal and In the Name of the King at Fantasia last year. Neither struck me as bad at all. Postal (his first comedy) is a more miss-than-hit movie but at least there's passion behind it; In the Name of the King is just a silly adventure flick with some excellent action sequences. It's not The Lord of the Rings, but who cares?
Boll's got it in him to make a really good movie one day. My recommendation to him would be to stay focused on movie making instead of making deals. (Better scripts wouldn't hurt either.) You haters can hate all you want, but mark my words: One day, this guy is going to a film everyone likes and you're going to have to find someone else to pick on. Plus, you'll owe him an apology.




















Sadly though, even if it does happen and he makes a great movie, most net geniuses won't admit or acknowledge it. His latest at IMDB had thousands of negative votes I'm sure before it hit theaters or was even viewed. Not sure why people get so personal about it really. I've never met the dude but I wouldn't mind tossing back a few cold brews with him and talk about how great of an actress Tara Reid is.
I'm not a huge fan of his movies, some are just so bad, House of the Dead I'm looking right at you, but he is doing it. He is living his dream and making movies and that IMHO is worthy of anyones respect. He's got mine.
I mean he may indeed be a nice guy (he does seem like one in interviews), but his movies are TERRIBLE. I don't see any flashes of brilliance or hidden genius here. The opening of Alone In The Dark? The 58 pages of exposition that scrolls across the screen. It's ludicrous and amateurish, maybe one day he could be this generation's Ed Wood.