Drink What Vampires Drink?

In the constant search to find monstrous things outside of the usual fare, here's a look at Vampire Vineyards. At the site, you can get Vampire wine, nine kinds, including the blood-like Merlot. Is the vintner a vampire himself? Says the site, "Rumor has it that...the company's founder, an entertainment attorney from New York, is actually just a front."
Beyond wine, there's also Vampyre Vodka, Vamp N.R.G. energy drink and Dracola. You just can't make these things up. There's even a blog which hasn't been updated since May. Maybe the resident evil was tending to his vines when the sun came up to zap him. Ashes to ashes as they say.




















I saw that Vampire wine at Kroger, of all places, around Halloween. Didn't buy any, though.
i wonder what these things taste like. btw, what's kroger? they don't have them here in ny.
I'd be curious to see what they taste like as well. Do you think that the wine is a little thicker than most to give it a somewhat blood like consistentancy when you consume it?
if it's not thicker, it should be! the vampire name shouldn't be bandied about willy nilly.
Oh sorry...it's a massive chain grocery store in the midwest. I was just surprised to see something like this in the store.