I watched the Descent this weekend, and I was telling some of the guys in Epics how scary it was, the idea of being trapped in rock with your headlamp slowly fading as the cold, dripping walls close in and the dark makes with the swallowing. 

The copygirl in the Adventures dept. was walking by, and she was telling us she had been spelunking when she was just a little copygirl in camp, and that one of the biggest dangers in caving is the standing underground water that fills with...eels.

So, I'm looking at my morning coffee, and I'm spending too much time thinking there has to be nothing worse than Eelwater.  Get out of the Eel Water!

That would be a good name for a band.