The Golden Violin: "Money Can't Buy You Class (but you can steal your Co-Workers Cigarette Lighter)

So it's time to recap the Golden Violin

Don Draper needs a new Car (his old Dodge had Bobbi Barrett Cuties)

You've come along way Dick Whitman swimmin' in a hole in a quarry or going potty in a hole with a rope. Donald Draper: You get to wear a tux every night!
What's with the Caddie Salesman's faux British Accent?
Jane Siegel leads the junior execs on a field trip to Coop's office (Blankenship won't mind) to look at Coops $10K painting of red squares! after hours. Joan's got some competition for the attention of the men folk of the office.

Kenny Ken Cosgrove is a deep fellow! - he's an accounts exec by day and clueless writer by night.
Sal "Hearts" Ken but Sal is married!

Kitty thinks she's being neglected by Sal, (she is)

Joan does her Campiest Joan Crawford on a Telenovela impression: What on God's Green Earth Are You Doing Here?

Jane: I'm the future Mrs. Roger Sterling B$@!#h you
better recognize!!
Jimmy Barett may have a TV deal but he's still a Cabron.
Sally asks: Are we Rich?
Betty: Its not polite to talk about money (but yes We're Dysfunctional).
Oh Snap Betty finds out about Bobbie Barrett and Don.

Come on you know she knew on some level!

"You people are crude and Ugly (what people comedians?)
Jimmy called Don trash "I got everything I wanted.. What did you get Bobbie? You don't screw another Man's wife.."
Betty and Don in the caddie silent and of course the episode ends with vertical vomit (did Betty vomit cause of too much drinking? a sign of being preggers? or is she just disgusted by the image of Bobbie Barrett and her Hubby (that old thing??)
The Coupe de Ville needs a good scrubbing.