This one was tough. Did our best, though. Here you go.

http://bit.ly/3dMYy0

And your best is, as always, brilliant. You two never disappoint. Thanks, Kevin....gonna miss your humor during the looooong winter of our discontent. Oh, well, at least we have one more performance of the ADT players to look forward to.

Not to be pedantic, Kevin, but fillet of sole is spelled with two 'ls' (because it's seafood) as opposed to, say, filet mignon.

@full- wrong, filet of sole is correct and I want to see your credentials

Thanks for pointing out the mistake, professor. Boy do I have egge on my face.

Brilliant ADT, Kevin
Thank you

No worries sab. Both are technically correct spellings for a small cut of meat or fish. It's true that fillet is typically used on American menus for fish (filet is simply the French spelling, and is thus most commonly reserved here for French dishes (pour son example: le filet mignon). That said, I've seen Filet of sole on menus as well.

Since we're speaking of style issues, seems odd that the good professor would qualify his comment as he does. Pedantic is exactly what you intended to be, sir (or madam). Why else would you mention it?

I don't mind a well-intended nudge when I'm wrong, especially if the point of debate is relevant. But being corrected publicly for something so silly, so inconsequential, and under such pretense is irksome.

Not to be pedantic, Kevin, but I believe his correct title is "Fullofitprofessor".

Un professeur pedant? Mon Dieu, c'est impossible!

Kevin, I swear that's the last time I will read ADT while eating or drinking. Nearly left this life choking on chips, not cool. You people are dangerously funny!

My personal favorite line.
"Betty: First on the shopping list: hog fat."

Excellent, any chance the monte christo sandwich comment was a nod to our Monty/Monte?

Not to be pedantic, but it is a bit crude to say "chips" when the preferred term is "filet of potato."

Okay, that's pretty funny, full.

pommes chips or pommes frites?

It was a tortilla chip, actually. And "choking on chips" is just so alliterative, don't you think?

Did I imagine it, or did Miss Peggy Cheap-Lunch do Duck Phillips for a sandwich?

Peggy loves herself some Pay King Duck.

And THAT, my friends, is why I avoid puns whenever possible in ADT.

Funny, K & K....and yes, as z and others say...we're really going to miss your hilarious re-writes every week.

Thanks for all the laughs!

One more episode to go, this season sure flew by.

sigh.....

Wow Kevin, you guys are really good! Like professional good.
Do you write for any TV comedians?

I really laughed hard!