Guy walks into an advertising agency with Duck in one hand and Crab in the other and says to Roger " Which one will you have today?"

I know that was bad...but that was all I could think of!

.....wonders why there's a secretary with her scarf caught in the copier.

..."Whose lovely dog is it standing outside the front entrance? The name tag says Chauncey."

..."Oh, splendid. You've all come out. Well, except for Mr. Romano."

Maybe it should read," Two Jewish guys walk into an advertising agency and.... They bought it !!!

And says "Let's redecorate .This place is so 1950's!"

... takes one look at Don Draper before turning back around to leave. He just can't compete with The Man in the gray suit.

How about...steals a credenza loaded with pens, pencils, and pads!

...and the elevator's broken down.

So he walks one, two flight, three flight, four
Five six seven flight, eight flight more
Up on the twelfth he's a-startin' to drag
Fifteenth floor, he's a-ready to sag
Get to the top, he's too tired to rock!

Guy walks into an advertising agency, shows his FBI badge, and asks to speak with Dick Whitman.

A guy walks into an ad agency at 8:00am and asks "Is it too early for a drink?"

I love Suzette's the best so far. Very deep.

How about this? Guy walks into an ad agency and says "I am the real Don Draper. That guy in Korea was just an imposter." naaahh

. . . and gets his foot run over by a John Deere lawn mower.

@Polar Bear: ...and covers Joan's dress in blood....how very Jackie Kennedyesque.

Whoda' thunk it???

Matt Weiner.

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