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Hamm It Up

Don't you love a good Hamm? So far we've had:

Smoked Hamm: All those meetings in smoke filled rooms, which also leads to
Spiced Hamm Those herbal cigarettes .....
Picnic Hamm: Don and Betty litter the park
Baked Hamm: Never sit around in the California Desert in a suit
Fried Hamm: Drunk as a skunk, which led to
Canned Hamm: Don in the klink after the car crash

Have I missed any, and what delectable Hamm dishes will Season 3 bring?

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These are great, Zerelda!

How about "Cured Hamm" in Season 3?

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Deviled Hamm....Don back to his old tricks in Season 3!

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How about "Hamm-fisted -- Don belts Jimmie Barrett...

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That is soooooo funny Zerelda! I can't stop laughing to think of any.

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Green Eggs and Hamm....Betty blowing chunks in Don's new car. Cheers! ;o)

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Shaved Hamm -- Don shaving while Sally watches

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Hamm on Wry -- Don develops a sense of humor

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Hamm - ered.....Roger after eight martinis.

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Hamm Hock -- What Don has to do with all earthly possessions to pay alimony.

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Boneless Hamm - Pete after he tries to black mail Don.

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I avoided Hamm Bone for obvious reasons.

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Diced Hamm -- Don reveals gambling problem

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Oh, you folks are gooooood! I thought of Hamm balls, but don't know where to go with it - any thoughts? I'm sorry....

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Hamm Loaf -- when Don was napping on his office sofa and started studying the fly on his ceiling just before drifting off....

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Hey David, I avoided Bone-In Hamm! I figured that was the term they use for every woman who ever got the Don Draper Treatment. Cheers!

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Non-Kosher Hamm -- Rachel was tempted anyway.

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Jellied Hamm -- Don with his hair slicked back.

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Wow, z, those two have definite (visual) 'accompaniments'!!!!!!!

And D&S...!!!!!!!!

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Hamm Balls -- Don takes Betty to a series of country club dances.

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Hamm & Swiss -- Ursala Andress does a guest appearance on MM.

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You guys are unbelievable....tee hee

Here's one that's only so-so but here goes anyway:

Sauced Hamm --- Don after all those beers as he tackled assembling Sally's playhouse.

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Spamm -- A Don Draper Look-alike

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Great comments everybody!!!
Does this work:

Chopped Hamm: DD after Betty finds out who he really is.

also could apply to Freddy Rumsen being let go.

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CONGRATULATIONS scfan! It looks like your comment about "deviled Hamm" has won a MM poster. WTG!!!

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Spamm! Love it!!

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Hamm Sandwich -- Don, Bobbie and Rachel get together for an "all skate."

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Thanks, rozsie!

But, IMO, that John F. guy from AMC should have waited a bit...a lot of these are much funnier, to my mind.

But.... I'll take my prize!

: - }

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Hammlet -- Dick Whitman wondering "to be or not to be, that is the question" before stealing Don Draper's dog tags.

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Pickled Hamm -- when Don got the call from Betty to not come home.

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Can't resist adding a few more Hammisms.....

Grilled Hamm - Don being cornered and questioned by Betty about Bobbie Barrett

Hamm Hocks - Hunky Don

Hamm on Rye - As Joan said, "Mr. Draper drinks rye."

Hamm "Stake" - Don's 12% ownership share in Sterling Cooper

Diced Hamm - Don, Roger, and Freddie at the casino

Hammy Hamm - Don giving the Kodak "Carousel" presentation

Boiled Hamm - Don in the jacuzzi with Joy

Z, eagerly awaiting for your next great idea!

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I have to hamm it to you guys; those were all sooo hammerous!

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The first thing that came to mind for me is "Hamm it up" which I suppose goes with the bone-in Hamm thought.

OMG - this thread is hysterical!

Let us not forget "John Ham" from his SNL appearance.

How about Chip Chop Hamm -- Don gets a vasectomy.

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Hamm 'n' Egg? Don gets Betty pregnant on their only tryst in a lo-o-o-o-ong time.
Okay, I know it's a reach.

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A reach, but a good one, flowerpower.

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Got a chuckle out of me flowerpower....

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me, too! tee hee