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Hamm It Up
Don't you love a good Hamm? So far we've had:
Smoked Hamm: All those meetings in smoke filled rooms, which also leads to
Spiced Hamm Those herbal cigarettes .....
Picnic Hamm: Don and Betty litter the park
Baked Hamm: Never sit around in the California Desert in a suit
Fried Hamm: Drunk as a skunk, which led to
Canned Hamm: Don in the klink after the car crash
Have I missed any, and what delectable Hamm dishes will Season 3 bring?











These are great, Zerelda!
How about "Cured Hamm" in Season 3?
Deviled Hamm....Don back to his old tricks in Season 3!
How about "Hamm-fisted -- Don belts Jimmie Barrett...
That is soooooo funny Zerelda! I can't stop laughing to think of any.
Green Eggs and Hamm....Betty blowing chunks in Don's new car. Cheers! ;o)
Shaved Hamm -- Don shaving while Sally watches
Hamm on Wry -- Don develops a sense of humor
Hamm - ered.....Roger after eight martinis.
Hamm Hock -- What Don has to do with all earthly possessions to pay alimony.
Boneless Hamm - Pete after he tries to black mail Don.
I avoided Hamm Bone for obvious reasons.
Diced Hamm -- Don reveals gambling problem
Oh, you folks are gooooood! I thought of Hamm balls, but don't know where to go with it - any thoughts? I'm sorry....
Hamm Loaf -- when Don was napping on his office sofa and started studying the fly on his ceiling just before drifting off....
Hey David, I avoided Bone-In Hamm! I figured that was the term they use for every woman who ever got the Don Draper Treatment. Cheers!
Non-Kosher Hamm -- Rachel was tempted anyway.
Jellied Hamm -- Don with his hair slicked back.
Wow, z, those two have definite (visual) 'accompaniments'!!!!!!!
And D&S...!!!!!!!!
Hamm Balls -- Don takes Betty to a series of country club dances.
Hamm & Swiss -- Ursala Andress does a guest appearance on MM.
You guys are unbelievable....tee hee
Here's one that's only so-so but here goes anyway:
Sauced Hamm --- Don after all those beers as he tackled assembling Sally's playhouse.
Spamm -- A Don Draper Look-alike
Great comments everybody!!!
Does this work:
Chopped Hamm: DD after Betty finds out who he really is.
also could apply to Freddy Rumsen being let go.
CONGRATULATIONS scfan! It looks like your comment about "deviled Hamm" has won a MM poster. WTG!!!
Spamm! Love it!!
Hamm Sandwich -- Don, Bobbie and Rachel get together for an "all skate."
Thanks, rozsie!
But, IMO, that John F. guy from AMC should have waited a bit...a lot of these are much funnier, to my mind.
But.... I'll take my prize!
: - }
Hammlet -- Dick Whitman wondering "to be or not to be, that is the question" before stealing Don Draper's dog tags.
Pickled Hamm -- when Don got the call from Betty to not come home.
Can't resist adding a few more Hammisms.....
Grilled Hamm - Don being cornered and questioned by Betty about Bobbie Barrett
Hamm Hocks - Hunky Don
Hamm on Rye - As Joan said, "Mr. Draper drinks rye."
Hamm "Stake" - Don's 12% ownership share in Sterling Cooper
Diced Hamm - Don, Roger, and Freddie at the casino
Hammy Hamm - Don giving the Kodak "Carousel" presentation
Boiled Hamm - Don in the jacuzzi with Joy
Z, eagerly awaiting for your next great idea!
I have to hamm it to you guys; those were all sooo hammerous!
The first thing that came to mind for me is "Hamm it up" which I suppose goes with the bone-in Hamm thought.
OMG - this thread is hysterical!
Let us not forget "John Ham" from his SNL appearance.
How about Chip Chop Hamm -- Don gets a vasectomy.
Hamm 'n' Egg? Don gets Betty pregnant on their only tryst in a lo-o-o-o-ong time.
Okay, I know it's a reach.
A reach, but a good one, flowerpower.
Got a chuckle out of me flowerpower....
me, too! tee hee