oooo, sorry about the verbage. Should have done cut and paste. Anyway, I know with all the creative brain power at SC there must have been some really amazing valentine surprises.

Well, we can be pretty sure Trudy will get half-eaten box of chocolates...probably tossed at her just like last year, accompanied by a remark from Pete about how long he had to stand in line at the five and dime to buy them!

Roger will gift Jane (to assuage his guilt at recently doing the nasty with his latest ho/next wife)

oops...insert the following after Jane and before (to...)----------

"with an extremely pricey diamond bracelet"

sorry

Father Gill will set aside a big floral arrangement from the most recent funeral at which he officiated, and drop it off at Peggy's door. A few minutes later, Pete will show up at Peggy's door with a dozen red roses, see the funeral arrangement, and think, "What the..."

Dr. Creepy will buy Joan a pair of handcuffs.

Don will buy Betty a white-gold-and-diamond bracelet to match the white-gold watch he bought her last season. Both trinkets just dripping with guilt (not gilt)!

Sally's Golden Retriever will present a litter of five puppies she had after hooking up with the neighbor's pit bull. Betty will be aghast.

Glen will buy Betty a huge box of chocolates, but, feeling nervous while walking the gift over to the Drapers' house, will eat half of them and then dump the remainder on the doorstep.

Ken will find on his desk an exquisitely wrapped "art book" of nude males. No card will accompany the gift.

Don will be busy at his desk when his office door bursts open, and Bobbie Barrett storms in. She'll tear off her mink coat, and demand that Don untie her ribbon, the only article of "clothing" she is wearing.

Hope you all had a wonderful Valentine's Day, too!

Wow, Cattychick....

Hot-cha-cha!!!!!!!!!!!

SCfan,
It wasn't a huge stretch of the imagination for a few of those gifts. A few of them, particularly the fur coat stunt, actually happened when I worked in the World's Oldest Profession - and I do refer to Advertising. The other Oldest Profession seems downright respectable in comparison! When I'd finally saved enough money to buy my own mink coat, one of the first questions I got when I wore it to the office was, "So who are you going to flash with that?"

Well, Chatty.....who did you flash???"

LOL