Maddict Wish List
What do you think our MM characters would ask for this Christmas? (I think Rachel is the only celebrator of Hanukkah.)
Me - season 2 on DVD.
Bert - new socks to replace the ones he got gum on.
Roger - a divorce
Don - a new daddy
Betty - a new chair for the dining room
Your turn!!!
(yes, I had to change names)
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Mrs. Schiller - the Kymura body shaper
Jimmy Barrett - Dale Carnegie course in How to Win Friends and Influence People
Bobbi Barrett - a REAL weekend at a spa
Peggy - Dress for Success book, plus the Sears catalog, holiday edition
Joan- longline bulletbra, panty girdle, self esteem class, assertion training
Joan's finace - 15 years in the slammer for rape
Father Gill - the Relax-iciser. It's better than "Nothing"
Betty - a trip to Bermuda, or upstate NY, as described by Francine.
Chauncey - to appear on somebody's holiday card, in front of a fireplace with a loving family.
Duck - Crab
Crab - Duck
Sal - a pretty teddy, size extra, extra large
Santa Baby, hurry down the chimney....and wave a magic wand....
Don - wants to have it all, a perfect home life in the suburbs and a discreet something on the side in Manhattan.
Betty - wants Don to be faithful and stop lying to her.
Anna Draper - wants Don but will never admit it.
Pete - wants Peggy to love him if it's not too late.
Hildy - wants a man just like Harry since Harry is already married.
Joan - wants to work in the Television Department.
Duck - wants to get even with Draper, whatever it takes.
Sally - wants a horse of her very own to go with her brand new boots.
Bobby - wants a nonbreakable toy robot.
Roger - doesn't know what he wants.
Mona - wants Roger to be castrated.
Lois - wants to be taken off the switchboard.
Sal - confused, thinks he wants a closer relationship with Ken.
Ken - wants to write the Great American novel.
Trudy - wants to adopt a baby that looks just like Pete.
Hollis - wants to be promoted to elevator dispatcher.
Joan - breast reduction.
Sal - Ken, the man not the doll.
Ken - a new cigarette lighter.
Don - a charge account at Menken's.
Francine - a bomb shelter.
Trudy - a divorce from Pete.
Sally - to be a teenager.
Betty - new maternity clothes.
Carla - a new job.
Roger - to wake up and find the past year was a dream.
Paul - anything pretentious.
Me - to know why Ken's paycheck is so big.
Greg - a girlfriend who knows less about sex than he does.