Mrs. Schiller - the Kymura body shaper

Jimmy Barrett - Dale Carnegie course in How to Win Friends and Influence People

Bobbi Barrett - a REAL weekend at a spa

Peggy - Dress for Success book, plus the Sears catalog, holiday edition

Joan- longline bulletbra, panty girdle, self esteem class, assertion training

Joan's finace - 15 years in the slammer for rape

Father Gill - the Relax-iciser. It's better than "Nothing"

Betty - a trip to Bermuda, or upstate NY, as described by Francine.

Chauncey - to appear on somebody's holiday card, in front of a fireplace with a loving family.

Duck - Crab

Crab - Duck

Sal - a pretty teddy, size extra, extra large

Santa Baby, hurry down the chimney....and wave a magic wand....

Don - wants to have it all, a perfect home life in the suburbs and a discreet something on the side in Manhattan.
Betty - wants Don to be faithful and stop lying to her.
Anna Draper - wants Don but will never admit it.
Pete - wants Peggy to love him if it's not too late.
Hildy - wants a man just like Harry since Harry is already married.
Joan - wants to work in the Television Department.
Duck - wants to get even with Draper, whatever it takes.
Sally - wants a horse of her very own to go with her brand new boots.
Bobby - wants a nonbreakable toy robot.
Roger - doesn't know what he wants.
Mona - wants Roger to be castrated.
Lois - wants to be taken off the switchboard.
Sal - confused, thinks he wants a closer relationship with Ken.
Ken - wants to write the Great American novel.
Trudy - wants to adopt a baby that looks just like Pete.
Hollis - wants to be promoted to elevator dispatcher.