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I long for "Mad Men" action dolls! Make some. Earn some money:-)
Don would come with a package of cigarettes, his war-medal and a napkin with something written on it. He would have two set´s of clothes. A suit and a tux.
Pete would come with a rifle and a chip-and-dip. Or maybe a chicken on a plate. He would also have two set´s of clothes. His blue suit and his pj´s. Or maybe his golf-outfit.
Peggy would come with a notepad and a relaxizisor. She would have two sets of clothes. One of them the little yellow thing she wore in the first episode, and hairstuff so you can choose if you want her in piggytail or not. O and a "pregnantbelly" to put on and off.
Duck would come with Chaney and a bottle of booze. No one would probably buy him, so there would only be one set of clothes for him. A grey suit.
Betty would come in two set´s of outfits. A completely crazy dress and a riding outfit. She comes complete with a horse and a deck of cards.
Sal would come with a scetchingbook and a copy of Ken´s "The golden violin". He would have two set of clothes. Grey and black suit. Most important; with the red tie.
Roger would come with a bottle of booze and a small fake vomit. And a set of twins.
Joan would come with a green and a purple dress, a weddingring and a red handbag. And maybe a copy of "Lady Chatterleys lover"
I can see a set with Ken, Harry and Paul. Ken with a manuscript, Harry with a small television and Paul with a pipe and a scarf.
The draperkids would also come in a set with the dog and a pigeon. Maybe Sally could have two set of clothes. Her ballerina dress and a regular dress.
Bert Cooper would come with a "Take of your shoes" sign and a copy of "Aryn Rand"
The more luxury objects would be the whole Draperfamily and their new car, complete with a picnic-set.
I would totally buy everything. Fortune or not:-)
TyraL, funny list.
Thank God the Pete doll doesn't come with his tennis outfit (the little white "nutter" shorts)
LOL
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Optional accessories for Pete would be his California pool-side togs, complete w/ slip on Keds and sunglasses.
Actually SCfan, I meant the Tennis-outfit! LOL! That is prizeless.
And I think small accessories for all the dolls would be brilliant!
Great idea, and instead of a Betsy-Wetsy and her baby bottle, there would be a Freddy doll - he comes with 2 pairs of pants and a bottle of booze.
Tyra - Kudos - that was hysterical.
Bert could maybe have some gum on his sock.
Peggy - a basket of lipstick-blotted kleenexes.
Joan - a rape whistle or some mace.
Lets not forget Glen. Complete with mittens and an ironing board.
Tyra you have a creative imagination. Love the list.
Betty- the Wonder Bread Dress.
Here are a few more optional accessories for the dolls.
Don - a sleeveless sweater for leisure wear
Pete - a tennis racquet and a can of balls
Trudy - a set of sterling silver flatware
Joan - a birdcage
Bert Cooper - several pairs of argyll socks
Alice Cooper - a dozen pairs of silk stockings
Bobby - the latest robot toy
Sally - a miniature bartending set
Allison - Undergarment package including garter belt, hosiery, and two pairs of blue panties
Hildy - Undergarment package with bra and half slip, plus a pair of replacement eyeglasses
Great idea for a fun thread, Tyra!
Well, Remembering, Pete does need some balls...however he can get them.....
lol
Agreed, SCfan! Unfortunately the one time Pete did act "ballsy" and spoke up courageously and honestly to Peggy, look what happened! Her response will set him back light years.
Lol! All your ideas are great!
Also, Trudy Campbell, with a pink elephant and a chaperone
Don definitely needs to come with a case of condoms.
Paul - a scale model bus to remember his freedom rider days and a miniature typewriter replica of the one he stole from the office.
Ken - a copy of Atlantic Monthly with his first story.
Sal needs the cigarette lighter Ken left behind.
Bobbie needs an outfit that comes off in 2 seconds flat.
2 TyraL: ...........Re: marketing of dolls of MM personalities....... from your lips to you-know-who's-ears! I'd buy them all! I my opinion, AMC has missed the boat on merchandising this wonderful series! Oh, and don't forget the 'clown dress' that Betty wore and wore and wore....out. Do you know that my adult kids still have their original Barbie dolls and outfits? No kidding!!!!
Sal comes with 2 sets of clothes- Blue suit, light vest, red tie. Underneath will be a Christopher Street Bar t shirt and cuttoff jean shorts. There will be a time sensitive lock that prevents removal of the suit for another 5 years.
Betty comes in a coture gown with black merry widow undergarments (from S-2-1). Accessories will be a wine bottle and a will hidden little black book that will become full of names and numbers over time. Accessories include full riding attire with horses, stables and tack.
Sally- Ballerina dress or play clothes. Accessories include Mr. Boston's guide to bartending. Additional accessories included miniature versions of Betty's full riding attire and tack.
Bobby- PJ's and is preprogramed to cause the Betty doll to yell and to give the Don Draper doll a hug.
Don Draper- Dark suit always, but with the ability to change to a new shirt each day as needed (supplied folded and held in a little desk drawer). Jaw never moves.
Roger- bloodshot eyes, a lighter (but no cigarettes). His wallet is umbilically attached to the Mona Doll- who comes as a set with her attorney and is wearing a black semi morning ensemble.
Jane comes with the baby carriage that we all know is coming in S-3
Peggy- she will have convertable hair- twist her arm and her hair gets longer or shorter depending on the setting. Accessories include a discrete mongramed flask.
Joan- Purple Dress or Wedding Gown, large ring, submissive expression.
Pete- Blue suit covering his tennis attire. Removable wedding ring for reasons of convenience. Immediately tenses up in the presence of the Peggy Doll.
Paul- with beard, ascot, pipe and miniature typewriter.
Sterling Cooper- tweed suit with bow tie or dude ranch attire when in his Montana Dream Home. Shoeless in both settings.
I'm loving this...
The Pete doll would be as anatomically correct as the Ken doll - to match his character.
The Peggy doll would have in her handbag a rosary, which she always carries due to Catholic guilt, but never uses. She is also implanted with a chip that makes her scream every time the Peggy's Son baby doll chirps, "Mama!"
The Peggy's-Sister comes equipped with a Peggy voodoo doll.
Father Gill: A little black book with cute little hearts and flowers drawn all over Peggy's info.
Paul: A tiny copy of The Autobiography of Malcolm X, carried under his arm, but never read (okay, so I'm a few years ahead on the publication date, so sue me).
Bobbie Barrett: Optional piranha teeth, a whip, and an entire lingerie wardrobe courtesy of Frederick's of Hollywood.
Jimmy Barrett: A big bar of soap with which to wash out his mouth.
The Draper Dream Doll House: Has plumbing that pumps out whiskey, permanently overflowing ashtrays, a dining room set missing a chair, a vomit-scented 1963 Cadillac Eldorado, and a Vibrating Action washer-dryer for the Betty doll to amuse herself with. The front door has a sensor with which to lock out the Don doll when he comes home with the scent of another female doll.
Wow very funny Cattychick.