Tell Us Your Favorite "Duck" Phillips Quotes

He'll identify himself as your "Uncle Herman" -- or even "Clorox" -- when he calls, but you'll have to agree, Herman "Duck" Phillips does have interesting things to say.
Have a favorite line from this former Sterling Cooper employee? Here's your opportunity to share it with the crowd.
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Season 3, Episode 7 "Seven Twenty Three"
Answering Peggy's query "What do you want from me? Duck answers "To give you a go around like you've never had before."
(Eewwwww)
"Good creative is important but it doesn't run the show"
Season 2 episode 12
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After Don gives his Carousel presentation and the Kodak guys look at Don/Duck with their jaws dropped.....
"Good luck in your next meeting" Season 1 - Episode 13 The Wheel
season 3 episode 12
Peggy: I'm having lunch with Curt and Smitty.
Duck: They're a couple of homos.
Season 3 Episode 12
Peggy: I'm having lunch with Curt & Smitty.
Duck: (While trying to seduce Peggy over to his hotel room) They're a couple of homos.
"Take a second to find some kid who can write a prose poem to a potato chip."
-2x13: Meditations in an Emergency
"I want to take you in that bedroom, lock the door, take your clothes off with my teeth, throw you on the bed, and give you a go-around like you’ve never had."
-3x07: Seven Twenty Three
I wish there were a good quote featuring Chauncey (other than "hello, Chauncey"), but since there's not, I'm throwing this in as my final contribution:
"No one under twenty-five drinks coffee anymore; just Pepsi. They pour it on their Frosted Flakes."
-2x01: For Those Who Think Young
"Meditations in An Emergency" - Oct. 26, 2008 - Season 2 when Pete is discussing his father-in-law's involvement in dropping the Clearasil account. Duck responds " That's a sticky wicket!"
Duck's estranged wife brings Chauncey the dog and his two teenagers to the office to dump for the weekend. Duck scratches the dog's ears and says thru gritted teeth:
"Chauncey! Who made you smell like a girl???"
Every word that comes out in his mouth, is a very interesting quote for me :)
Season 3, Episode 7, "Seven Twenty Three"
"Have you seen Grey? It's like a Penn Station toilet with Venetian blinds."
Season 3, Episode 7, "Seven Twenty Three"
"Have you seen Grey? It's like a Penn Station toilet with Venetian blinds."
Season 3 'The Grown Ups'
'Those two homo's.'
His response to Peggy's attempt to back out of meeting him over lunch, by saying she has lunch plans with those 2 gay creative guys.
One of the funnier lines in all 3 seasons of Mad Men. Inappropriate today of course, but I'm sure more in line with the time back then. Funny because it comes from Duck himself, someone who hasn't shown a penchant for making such comments, except when drunk, which is rarely. Also coming from someone of such a high level of esteem in the agency world. You would think someone at that level would not digress to such rudeness.
Season 3, Episode 7, "Seven Twenty Three"
"Come on... I love the morning."
Trying to get Peggy to go at it again after their "go-around" the night before. Duck + morning wood = a world of torture. WORLD.
Season 3, Episode 7, "Seven Twenty Three"
"Come on... I love the morning."
Trying to get Peggy to go at it again after their "go-around" the night before. Duck + morning wood = a world of horrific mental imagery. WORLD.
"Come on, creative. Be creative."
-Duck Phillips, to Peggy Olson; Season 3, Episode 12 (The Grown-Ups)
Seven Twenty Three
Season 3 Episode 7
"I wanna take you in that bedroom, lock the door, take your clothes off with my teeth, throw you on the bed, and give you a go around like you've never had."
I need to try using that on a female acquaintance one of these days.
Seven Twenty Three
Season 3 Episode 7
"I wanna take you in that bedroom, lock the door, take your clothes off with my teeth, throw you on the bed, and give you a go around like you've never had."
I need to try using that on a female acquaintance one of these days.
Season 2 Episode 11
"Roger Sterling has a 20 year old fiancee, and his wife's lawyer not gonna leave him a pot to piss in."
"I want to take you in that bedroom, lock the door, take your clothes off with my teeth, throw you on the bed, and give you a go-around like you’ve never had."
or "Things you want to keep?" when Peggy asks him to stop sending her things after he sent the Hermes scarf.
Both quotes from Season 3, Ep. 7 "Seven Twenty Three"showed me he knows what he's doing, and is as much a convincing ad man as anyone else on there!
You know there are other ways to think of things than the way you think of them.
Episode 2.01: For Those Who Think Young