The Mad Men Caption Challenge
Have you ever wanted to write dialogue for Mad Men? How about just a good one-liner for one of the characters? Well, now's your chance. The Mad Men caption contest asks fans to submit one memorable quip of ten words or less to go with the image above (illustrated by Dyna Moe of "Mad Men Yourself"). On Thu., Oct. 29, we'll narrow the entries -- submitted in the comments section below -- down to five selections. Readers will then vote for their favorite. On Mon., Nov. 2, we'll announce the winner who will receive a Desktop Mad Men and a Season 2 poster; the four runner-ups will each receive a Season 2 poster.
Shoot low boys — they're riding junior executives.
This sure beats riding a lawn mower at work.
Despite much pleading from their distraught father, all three Cartwright boys have moved to Madison Avenue and sold the Ponderosa to Sterling Cooper founder Bert Cooper!
Ride em cowboys!
"I wonder what the guys at Ogilvy are doing right now!"
Fellas, didn't Lois teach us not to drink and ride?
"So this is what they meant by working overtime."
"What's the matter . . . 'cat' got your tounge?"
Now who's *really* in charge? Giddyup, boys!
Do you have a Jackie, Marilyn or something in between?
Where's Roger?
It's the journey, not the destination.
Just another holiday party at Sterling Cooper.
"When Don is away the mice will play"
"Don, I'm sorry... this seemed like a really good idea last night!"
Umm, guys?... Should we have invited Peggy?...
Don said not to do anything he wouldn't do, but does that really mean do everythinghis way.
Don said not to do anything he wouldn't do, but does that really mean we have to do everything his way?
Travel should take you places....Hilton
Just another day at the office.
I now understand why stallions always look so dignified.
Looks like ya got a hitch in yer giddyup.
It's a man's world, run by women.
Harry: Where did Pete disappear to?
Cosgrove: Who cares? I just wish all focus groups were like this.
Kinsey: God bless America!
"Tampax--When you don't want to ride a horse of a different color."
If this, indeed, is Peggy's idea... where is she?!
Hi-o Silver, Away...
"Quit calling me Trigger!"
Women's Lib: Grassroots meeting. Coming soon - Much ado about bras.
Women~The real driving force behind any successful business man.
Save a horse. Ride an ad man.
"I always knew the British loved to hunt but now I know why. God save the Queen!"
The men at Sterling Cooper can't shake those monkeys off their backs.
"Hey you guys, is there something on my back?"
"La Dolce Vita" comes to Madison Avenue.
"Does this mean we got the Playtex account?"
Can you believe Sal called in sick again today?
I don't quite think this is what the client had in mind...
"I knew we'd regret losing that darned Rejuvenator account!"
"You can get on my back and ride me all day, but it's still a man's world!"
Nice to be ridden by someone OTHER than Don Draper.
"In an Absolute world"
Well the job description said "other duties as required," but I didn't know, this was how I was supposed to watch his back!
" I DONT THINK THIS IS WHAT DON MEANT WHEN HE SAID " GET WRITING BOYS" "
"Somebody pull the shades . .. I mean drapes."
Redhead the winner, Brunette to place and Blond to show!
10AM: Sterling Cooper awaiting happy hour to commence
Admen, safer than tractors.
Fat-bottomed girls they make the Mad Men world go round.
10AM: Sterling Cooper awaiting "happy hour" to commence
10AM: The staff at Sterling Cooper awaits "happy hour" to commence
"They went that-a-way."
Kinsey: Ladies, Playtex thanks you for your tireless efforts in market research.
Cosgrove: This is the best focus group ever!
We'll supply our Geisha's for the upcoming merger with Japan
When Don said he wanted us to anything and everything to get the "Lone Ranger Play Rifle" account, I don't think this is what he meant!
There's two types of women: ball-busters and back-breakers.
"I LOVE WESTERNS"
"WE'RE TOASTED!"
Is this in our job description....Platex girdle ride-up testing?
Victoria's Secret's First Ad: Lingerie, stiff drink and a chauvinist pig to ride.
"I'm still stumped on how to get girls driving Mustangs."
Sterling Cooper: Providing women with a stable workplace environment.
"Thank God we got the Jockey account."
Paul Kinsey: "Did I say marijuana with martinis was a good ride???"
"Was that an earthquake?"
Save a horse, ride a pig!
Sterling Cooper ECommerce division-head Harry Crane invents a-"philly"-ate marketing.
"Guys, this is...fun... But I still miss Joan..."
Submitted for your approval, three utterly boring advertising agency employees who have ridden into the Twilight Zone.
"I shall be both dog and pony." Roger Sterling
Talk about fringe benefits!
"Get ahead today! Drive a Chevrolet!"
Lunch, 1963
London Fog - Because it's gonna rein!
These boys have their panties in a twist.
Mad Men: They take a licking and keep on ticking.
When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
It’s not a job. It’s an adventure.
Harry:
"Roger says that this can lead to a heart attack!"
MaidenForm meets Brooks Brothers on Madison..
Just tell Don and Roger, "Lingerie focus group gone awry!"
Harry Crane: "Ever since Joan left, we've lost all sense of decorum."
The metaphor regarding dogs and ponies wasn't so literal gals.
"Best idea you ever had, huh Kinsey?"
Pretty standard really...all in a day's work.
"Who says advertising doesn't pay?!"
"Uh, now that we got them on, how do we get them off?
What DID you put in those martinis, anyway?
What happens when Joan isn't around to book pony rides...
The Paul Kinsey Players present "The Carousel"...
The Chipmunks takes Don Draper's Kodak Carousel concept to their own logical conclusion.
"If this doesn't save Rawhide's ratings, nothing will. And... ACTION!"
But don't they use horse meat in Chinese food?
Kinsey: "So, Charlie's Angels ride out to save America from Castro."
Moneypenny says: Look at those bleedin Yanks, boss. I told you this is a bloody gynocracy. It is an embarrassment, I say.
Copy Riders.
"Where's Sal?"
For some reason, the Ivy League schools were not happy when the new Sterling Cooper recruiting poster appeared on campus.
This never happened....
Another day at the office at Sterling-Cooper.
Office 'brainstorming' for a new name for Caldecott Farms.
They ride horses, don't they?
Kinsey: Swell job, by the way, on roping me into playing Truth or Dare, gentlemen.
Kinsey: "Alas. The Feminine Mystique has made asses out of us."
We're all going to be fired. How could we forgot to take off our shoes before raiding Cooper's liquor cabinet?
Being Don's whipping boy has its perks.
Bottoms Up!
Just another day at the office for the men of Sterling Cooper.
Riding on the backs of their masters.
BOTTOMS UP!
Hey! Sal, is that a man on your back?
What happens at Sterling Cooper, stays at Sterling Cooper!
does this MADman make me look fat?
...what happens when Bert, Roger, Lane, and Don are axed and Pete transfers to work with Duck...
Why weren't we invited to Roger's Derby Party again?
"If Peggy shows up, whose gonna ride her?"
This Colt 45 meeting is producing nothing but backaches.
KEN: Hey Harry, keep that bow tie fastened...remeber election night. Where is Trudy anyway...pollishing Pete's shotgun?? Heh..heh..
"This isn't at all how Roger described it."
Ken: "Let Cambpell have head of accounts. I prefer tail anyway!"
Playtex brings back support you can tryst.
"Can you please stop calling me "Mr Ed?""
We got them right where we want 'em, girls -Joan
"...and that, children, is how slacks came to replace skirts...."
You think this is Draper's idea of a romantic cowboy?
The secretaries decided it was their turn to host the "La Dolce Vita" party!
"Kinsey, what was your report on again?"
"I work under her" Paul
"Yes, every so often we have to make the ladies believe they are on top."
We couldnt do this with an ordinary bra, but the 18 hour bra lets us have fun into the night
"Hold still, I need to focus" photographer, "bofus?" Ken
Blonde, brunette, or red, we have your color. Clairol
Its like wearing nothing at all, trojans
"Woohoo ya'll: hook 'em mm hornies !!!"
You'll flip when Tanquerey is in your martini
Yee Haw girls, we got 'em right where we want 'em
Wow Kinsey! Your connection really CAN supply everything!
Halloween, its not just for kids, Hallmark
Swim or ride, you can be sure with tampax
Oh no, what have I done, tylenol please
Will your horse do this? Maidenforms gives me the power!
Will your horse do this? Maidenform gives me the power!
The best steak is at Cowgirls, we do things differently!
I thought we were going to give them boney rides?
Kinsey to the group: This is so much safer than that crazy John Deere tractor! God who's idea was that?
Menckens, first floor mens suits, second floor ladies lingerie
Whatever the occasion Playtex comes out on top
The British are coming! The British are coming!
Hey guys, do you think Hooker's is right when he said this place is a gynocracy?
When you have been rode hard and put up wet, Stoli
When you have had too much to drink, please don't drive, get a ride!
ITs bridgestone or nothing at all
What are you worried about? This is all expenseable.
Yipee gals! Ride em' off to the steno pool! EEEEha!
Those glass ceilings look much lower from up here boys!
Who would have thought that Helen Gurley Brown would have such an affect on the Steno Pool...
Oh, that's what they meant.
Don said round-up the secretaries for a meeting...
Wait till Don hears about this dog and pony show!
"This is fun... Let's see what else they'll do!"
Um, guys, that chick from Caldecott Farms is here. And you know what she does to horses...
Guys, Caldecott's here. You know what they do to horses.
(For the ten words or less rule.)
I know that Don excels at promoting our country's love affair with all things nostalgic, but what does this have to do with bringing back Rocking Horses?
"You girls would give up Secretary's Day for equal pay?"
"No raises this year, we spent it all on booze."
"Mr. Hilton, can we stop now?"
"I don't understand the women's movement, what man doesn't like a girl on top!"
Ride em' gals, won't cut off feet at this party.
Peggy's Dream
Two's a couple, three's a crowd, six is a party!
Im glad I wore my right guard deodorant today
"This totally beats Derby Day. Hands down."
"What Cuban Missile crisis?"
EquiTwister from Milton-Bradley
Ford Country Squire, six adults ride in style!
Cosgrove: This is swell, but we're wasting our time. No one's going to watch the Kentucky Derby on television.
Crane: Oh, I don't know. Maybe if they used these jockeys...
Kinsey: Four words... photo finish, slow motion.
Win, place or show, Tanqueray tastes best!
Don to Peggy: "Turn it off!"
Peggy : "I can't. This is really happening.
Women are better drivers, watch the LPGA on NBC
I dreamed I rode my boss in my Maidenform bra.
“Kinsey read the Feminine Mystique last night on reefer.”
When you stay at the Waldorf, everyday is a holiday
If you experience an erection that lasts four hours, get on all fours!
"Meshizzle, how about some drizzle" Snoop Dog
"You're kidding me - Betty Crocker has just bought Sterling Cooper?!"
Fun, brought to you by your friends at Phillip Morris
Pete: ‘Kinsey Theatre’ again. He read Betty Friedan on reefer.
Your Wife is HOT! Call Lennox and have your air conditioner serviced today!
Please be gentle, its my first time.
"Get back in line, Harry! We're going best 2 out of 3. We can't let Cosgrove win that easily."
Everything was going so well until Harry farted
"I still can't figure out what women really want..."
"...then the waiter replies, "Harry Elephante!" That joke kills me."
What happens if Peggy finds out about this focus group?!?
Geesh, since the secretarial pool bought SC we're really feeling sexually harassed! Coffee ladies?
"She wants to tell the world “he’s mine.”
Am I the only one here without an oral fixation?!?
Is this what Peggy meant by her ad copy, "Lift and Separate"?
These morning bull sessions are getting out of hand gentlemen.
Cowboy...take me away!
How long do we have to wait after we have eaten?
Cosgrove to Crane: Paul's going to cry when he wears the knees out of his pants.
I can't believe Peggy has us roll-playing as "personal undergarments."
From what I hear Sal's bugle blowing days at Sterling Cooper are over.
Roger snickers to Don: "That eunuch Hooker's audtitioning secretaries now."
Buckle up boys, looks like we're in for a bumpy ride.
"They dreamed they rode their bosses in their Maidenform bras."
Maidenform- dominate your man.
OR:
"We dreamed we rode our bosses in our Maidenform bras."
"Games Your Mudder Never Taught You"
All in a days work. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink!!
"This season, the ad executive is de rigueur."
Behind every man is a good woman.
Ride them hard and put them up wet!!
Horse meat is quite delicious! Try it, you'll like it!!!
Any ideas yet for the Circle J Saddles ad campaign?
Now I know what those miniature ponies feel like.
Men up front, women in (on) back!!
Don't drink and drive...drink and ride!!!!
Something's horribly wrong here. Oh yea, we've got clothes on.
Ever get three sheets to the wind and try one of these on?!!
Maidenform keeps a tight reign on those out control moments!
Father said, "Use your brains, not your back." Sorry, Dad.
The new Maidenform focus group
Betty was secretly glad she got the gelding !
Ken [to Paul]: How THIS is my kind of Freedom Ride.
So, Paul, which Chinese proverb does this remind you of?
See what happens when Sterling Cooper fires the gay guy?
and draper says we're taking HIM for a ride!
"Save a Deere, Ride a Madmen"
If this were the '70s, we'd be naked by now.
Sterling Cooper Polo Team takes the field.
I'm not so sure this is what Don meant by "The client is in tomorrow so get the dog and pony show ready."
Harry Crane-- "Sal, it would be swell if you could put that away."
Guys...we're pitching the Jose Cuervo account... I said bring Triple Sec, not triple sex!!!!
"Its Draper's pitch for Kaldicot Farms "No Horsing Around"!
Well, at least this beats the jock strap focus group.
"Playtex...for every occasion."
If this is women's lib, I say getty up!
I dreamed I was a Floozie in my Maidenform bra.
This is the way the world ends.
Sterling Cooper's Executive Training Program
"Even the Cowgirls Get the Dudes"
Honey!? I was just looking for my contact lenses...
Absolutely no business during fooling around hours!
Brokeback Mountin'
Next stop, Caldecott Farms.
who said nothing runs like a deer...
Hard at work.
"The idea, men buying women's liberation, is a victorian secret."
First, the office. Then the home. What's next, Congress?
Well, boys, Don did say we needed to pony up.
The one that finds Peggy's corporate ladder gets flower-branded!
Three, for Roger:
Roger, to the guys, "That's the difference between men and boys. The boys never can figure out who's supposed to be on top."
Roger, to Don: "I know they're supposed to be horses, but they look like asses."
Roger, to the riders, "Men don't marry girls who ride their asses."
You ride us all day, we're just returning the favor.
And they always say they don't like being on top.
The institution of marriage was briskly evolving.
"You know, I kind of regret calling this 'Freedom Riding'."
(also entered this on the Facebook page).
"Somewhere in this business, this has happened before."
Roger Sterling
"In a parallel universe, the SC boys audition for VanHuesen"
Lucky Strike...We're toasted.
"This happens everytime we have Bring Your Wife to Work Day."
The future will be a completely different ride.
So, I'm not sure Peggy can handle the maidenform account like a real man. What do you think?
Your idea for The Jockey account I suppose?
"As you can see, I can tolerate a lot, but not spilling martini!"
"My analyst is going to charge double to figure this one out"
Honey, how was your day at the office? It was a grind.
Paul is playing nice and sharing his goodie bag.
Sterling-Cooper, the customer always comes first!
We don't need no stinking badges!
and you thought your job was a grind?
ok, two more minutes and we change places, right?
I told you that hypnotism crap would'nt work on us.
Who said you can't have it both ways? Playtex says you can!
Ken, I thought you said you were taking us to the track?
V8 juice, ride a winner
Be ready for anything. Brooks Brothers
All this and the blonde still can't hold her drink?
There is only one better way to get there. Fly Mohawk Airlines
Ming Drycleaners, we get the toughest stains out.
Let them know who's really the boss. Maidenform
Ace Hardware, we'll supply the tools, you get the man.
Darn it Ken,9am and out of martini mix!
Sterling-Cooper, whatever it takes!
Hey Roger, its a trifecta!
DuPont StainGuard carpet, like it never happened!
Your home away from home, The Waldorf
Who's your Daddy now?
Im not worried, Im wearing Always with wings!
Tomorrow, Im going to wish I wasn't here today.
Whatever happens, we have you covered. DuPont StainGuard Carpets
Giddy Up Harry, dont be such a gelding!
I don't we have to worry about our bonuses this year.
"If my wife asks why we were working late, tell her we were taking the girls for a ride...OK?"
Sterling-Cooper comes up with Casual Friday
Joan, are you sure this is how Don got the corner office?
Comfort, control and confidence. Maidenform
This is a lot better than that clydesdale idea for Budweiser
Walk in, ride out. The Waldorf Club
Can you have this much fun in pantyhose? Secretsinlace.com
Panties $2, bra $6, hose and heels $20, fun, priceless
I wonder what Sal is doing right now?
Im getting hungry, can we order some takeout?
Ken, aren't you glad you got the Maidenform account?
Peggy: "Not boys coming... A mechanical bunny going, going, going...."
Pete is going to be so pissed.
For whatever comes up. Trojans
Let that be a lessen, never bet against the Yankees!
Joan, hop on, hold on, and get off!
Little Black Dress, or not. Bonwit Teller
Cosgrove : we got the girls, we got the spirit, we got the booze and we sure got the Playtex, we should have found the line by now.
Harry : The meeting starts in 4 hours, I can't afford to lose my job you guys, I'm a family provider!
Sweet dreams on a Simmons mattress
Alone with Gina Lollobrigida, Sophia Loren and Virna Lisi, the boys conspire to make their next move.
We shoulda come up with a stress test for Playtex that doesn't trash my Brooks Brothers--
Peggy pitching Maidenform account:
"Like I said, it's women we're selling to. Cast it!"
Violet to Lois:
"Get off Paul before you maim him. It's my turn."
Breasts, wings, thighs and legs! Bring a bucket home tonight. KFC
Ken, I miss the vibration of the lawn mower!
If you want a real beast between your legs, get a Harley
All you men think about is us in our underwear or less!
Memories are made everyday. Maidenform
Now, will you guys give to the United Way?
Customs change; Clorox stays the same.
BMW: "We'll provide an even better ride...."
Boys, this ain't our first rodeo!
Get 'em up, move 'em out, RAWHIDE!
American Express: Our card give you access to special events.
I dreamed I rode bareback...in my Maidenform.
Getting in some practice for the 1964 election results party!
We call this the Urban Executive Rodeo!
Forget My Old Kentucky Home, next stop the Belmont Stakes!
Truth in advertising is one thing but 18 hours of product testing is going to far.
Okay fellas, we need a new ad for John Deere, lets pretend we are all riding mowers and the first one to cross the finish line without cutting off a limb and with a full glass, Wins!
Road Tested...Sterling-Cooper approved
Harry: I think Salvatore will not enjoy this...
Cosgrove: "Relaxicisor" is working really well here...
Kinsey: Are we haunting rabbits or fascist
Remember when we just worried about the boss riding us?
Practicing the 20-Mule Team presentation for Borax.
Let's do this again next year! Call it "Secretaries' Day"!
How do you say "ride" in French?
Hilton
Ken Cosgrove: "Don't even go there Kinsey, the Playtex Account is Mine."
Paul, let's put colored circles down and get twisted up?
Roger: Quit whore-sing around and get back to work.
"But Ken, you always get to be Little Joe!"
Turns out, all the girls became copywriters.
Is this what they call a working lunch?
Sterling Cooper - The 'other' happiest place on earth.
Slap! - define quid pro quo - how does this work?
Ken: The new NYNEX campaign "Can you steer me now?"
I always have loved the races.
I think we should call it Charades!
When Mad Men encounter Mad Women.
When Mad Men encounter Mad Women...
How hard do you have to buck before you get one off?
Choose one: Harry: Hold on, this idea's a little strong for television. Ken: OK, picture this, a Jackie/Marilyn Madenform rodeo. Paul: Woman, get off me and get me a drink!
Does this qualify us for upper management?
Peggy: My name is Peggy Olsen and I like being on top.
Kinsey: 'Welcome to the Kinsey Institute!'
Kinsey: 'Welcome to the Kinsey Institute!'
Do you boys ever listen? The companies name is "Pantry Pride", not " Panty Pride" guys!!!
How do you say Hookers in Hungarian?
Hilton..
Focus Groups Gone WILD!
For once, Peggy was unable to think quickly enough to salvage Paul's overly complicated idea for a commercial.
The ad business is back breaking work
Paul Kinsey: "All I know is that it's called ganja."
Burning the midnight oil? KY Lubricant.
Harley Davidson, only one thing feels better between my legs.
Paul : Oh. I thought Don said "Get back to work and RIDE something. "
Being the Designated Driver is not all bad...
"So this is what happens when your client is Playtex."
"I think it's fair to say you're a Marilyn!"
Hard at work is nothing more than hard at work.
Playtex. Because you can't play Carolina if she's on top.
What happens when ad men drink like salmon.
New from Playtex: support girdles for men!
"These new Brooks Brothers suits really do hold up well."
Happy National Secretaries' Day!
Have you boys found my earring yet?
The Bra-ditions: After Hours.
90% of creative is horsing around.
Krane: "This sure beats talking to Achilles for inspiration."
Cosgrove: "Kinsey, you should get writer's block more often."
Crane: "I should call my wife."
"Riding a Mad Man is like riding a John Deere, with less bite."
A model a day helps you work, rest, and play.
An underwear model a day, at work, rest, and play.
All work and no play make boys mad men.
Lighten up Crane! Don't foul this up too.
Who started calling Wednesday "hump day" anyways?
The new Playtex 18-hour girdle: Never pinches but always cinches.
Crane: I don't know. Is this all really necessary?
"We love to eat meat of men hung like horses...so why wouldn't we like to eat horsemeat?"
Paul: Why don't we use this picture with the caption, "Get Lucky!", for the new campaign?
Kinsey: "Didn't I say martinis with marijuana was a wild ride?"
No really, I never spill when I am on top.
I think it would feel better if you flipped over.
Are you sure this will fix my sciatica?
Paul, I think we are going to need some more brownies.
Get off Joan, I have another pair of panties in my purse.
Hey Joan, I wonder if Jane is riding Roger right now?
I will never be able to watch Mr Ed with a straight face again.
Now I know why cowboys love their horses so much.
Harry, wake up, were you having a nightmare?
Ken, I thought you were gay, boy was I wrong!
So this is what a Princeton fraternity was like!
They call this "teambuilding"?
Ken, we better call a Doctor, its been four hours
Spank me Joan, Im afraid this is just a dream.
Paul, does this make us "whipped"?
I got this idea from Jack and Marilyn
Unlike Roger's ride, these are horses of a different gender!
Paul, shut up and canter, Im close!
Harry files a workers comp claim for a back injury.
Is this how Jane got Roger?
mmmmmmmmm, dont stop, dont stop, dont stop, mmmmmmmmm
Lose your inhibitions. Lilly of France
"Ladies, it seems as if I've got this 'Tiger Tone' by the tail!"
Own your man. Olga panties and bras
Lay them right and you can walk on them forever! Armstrong floor tiles.
Panties, they arent the best thing in the world, but they are next to it!
Giddy yuppies...
Harry: I feel like a baffoon!
Despite their best efforts, the junior executives at Sterling Cooper would never be as cool as Don Draper.
Ride little horsy going to town, better watch out or you're gonna fall down!
Sigh....."Before treadmills, we actually looked forward to stress tests....."
Sigh....."Before treadmills, we actually looked forward to stress tests....."
Quit horsing around...!!!
Paul: If these women were negro, this would be degrading.
Paul: At Cornell, we recited poetry when giving rides to women.
Panties $2, bra $6, hose and heels $20, horsing around with friends, priceless!
...and this little piggy went wee-wee-wee all the way home!!!
How we got ourselves in this position is beyond me!
We are making asses of ourselves!
Mustang Sally, Ride, Sally, ride!!!
Is this what they meant about taking riding-lessons.
Kinsey..was this your idea?
A whole new meaning to dirty martinis!
remember when we just had to worried about the boss riding us?
remember when we just worried about the boss riding us?
remember when we just worried about the boss riding us?
Another episode of Kinsey Theatre...
And with Aquanet, not a hair is out of place when you ride your man.
Mark your man.
I bet this isn't a perk over at Grey.
Paul Kinsey Theatre: "Thank you! Don't forget to tip your waiter, we'll be here all week!!"
Cosgrove, "I miss saluting."
Cosgrove, "I miss saluting."
Cosgrove, "I miss saluting."
Lock the door,keep Lois out of here!
When Don asked us to work on our dog and pony show I don't think he had this in mind.
I don't think Don had this in mind when he asked us to work on our dog and pony show.
I think I will call this game "Twister"
Business as usual.
Sterling Cooper - We buck the system.
"Don't be intimidated, they are easy enough for women riders."
Sterling Cooper - Bucking the system for years.
"Ladies, next I will need my pants cleaned."
"Thanks Cosgrove, Sal suggested it."
"Don't be intimidated, they are simple to use."
What exactly does this have to do with dogfood Cosgrove?
A good secretary always covers her boss's back.
Paul Kinsey: You know I wanted the blonde.
Ken Cosgrove: Yes, but I won the coin toss.
Harry Crane: I'll never stay married like this.
"Previously on MAD WOMEN..."
"This time, I'm just telling Jennifer the focus group brought me to my knees."
"Believe me, somewhere in this business, this has happened before."
"Believe me, somewhere in this business, this has happened before."
"My knees hurt."
"I just felt something snap"
"I guess women are starting to make their way to the top."
This happens everytime we have a read-through with the writers present.
"There's a fifth dimension, which we call... The Kinsey Zone."
"Party of six, please."
Betty: " I didn't know drinking and smoking was bad during pregnancy"
Kinsey: "Now I know why they call us Mad Men"
"If I'm going to die, I want to die in Manhattan."
Kinsey: "I had dibs on the blonde."
Cosgrove: "Yes, but I won the coin toss."
Crane: "I just want to stay married!"
"Mad Men: Mixing Business With Pleasure"
"Mad Men: Mixing Business with Pleasure"
Girls, when Lois screamed "Duck!" she was just greeting Phillips.
Ken: "Campbell! Forget socks & Rothko! Cooper's into cowboys now!"
"Creative work does make us beasts of burden."
The Lennon Sisters meet the Jr. Executives!
Kinsey: When I asked for a promotion, I told Don I wanted his job. I guess there are definite perks to being the boss!
Cosgrove: This is better than a promotion.
Too wordy... How about just "The Pill"?