Listen up, men of Earth! Female aliens may look sexy -- in fact, a disproportionate number of them resemble members of the Swedish Bikini Team -- but tread lightly should you cross paths with one. Odds are, she wants your precious bodily essences, and you probably won't like the way she goes about getting them. And even if she has some other unearthly agenda, you stand a good chance of ending up with the short end of the stick.

There's a reason they say the female of the species (Species, get it?) is deadlier than the male. And it's not just that an awful lot of them have dozens of long, thick, thrusting tentacles. With that in mind, study this list of the ten top girls of alien horror in horror history and commit it to memory. The wretched, worthless, puny human hide you save may be your own.

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