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Maitland McDonagh - The Best and Worst of the Halloween Movies (Pre-Zombie)

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More than 30 years after the night he came home, Michael Myers is coming home again in Rob Zombie's Halloween II. Zombie's 2007 reboot of the lucrative franchise was the exception that proved the rule, a remake that neither slavishly recreated the original with gorier special effects nor slapped a familiar title on a generic fright flick. So what better time to take a look at the original Halloween movies and see how they hold up and stack up?

1978 was a good year for horror: Releases included George Romero's Dawn of the Dead, Joe Dante and John Sayles' Piranha, Meir Zarchi's polarizing I Spit on Your Grave, The Toolbox Murders, Larry Cohen's offbeat It Lives Again, The Manitou, The Legacy, Philip Kaufman's Invasion of the Body Snatchers remake and the divinely decadent Eyes of Laura Mars (co-written by John Carpenter). But Halloween was in a class of its own, a little movie that came out of nowhere and changed the face of American horror. There's no question but that it's one of a kind: In 2006, the Library of Congress chose Halloween for preservation in the National Film Registry on the grounds that it was "culturally, historically or aesthetically significant." But how about the rest? Let's count 'em down:


8. Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
These are the times that try fans' souls. However piss-poor some other Halloween sequels may have been, at least they had Michael Myers. It's all very well to buy a screenplay by acclaimed U.K. writer Nigel Neale (The Quatermass Xperiment), but if it's about cursed Halloween costumes instead of Michael-

the-killing-machine, it's a rotten deal. The only reason Halloweeniacs didn't hunt down writer/director Tommy Lee Wallace and kill him is that when he was Halloween's production designer he bought a mass-market Captain Kirk mask, stripped off its hair and painted it white, thereby inventing the "face" of Michael Myers.

7. Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)
The culmination of the deranged story arc that began with Halloween 4, Curse reveals that the black-clad dude (actually Dr. Wynn from the first movie -- not that anyone remembers who in the hell Dr. Wynn was) who rescued Michael Myers at the end of Halloween 5 leads some nutty druids called the "Cult of Thorn." He also kidnapped Michael's niece, Jamie, and got someone to knock her up; she goes on the run with her baby and poor Tommy Doyle (who grew up to be comedian Paul Rudd!) -- remember the little kid Laurie Strode babysat for back in Halloween? -- gets sucked into the whole sorry mess. Pretty much anyone who hadn't already bailed on the series got out after seeing this one, which featured Pleasance's last appearance in the series; he died more than seven months before it was released. Director Joe Chapelle went on to distinguish himself for his work on TV's exemplary The Wire, something no-one could ever have predicted based on this movie.

6. Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)
Directed by Swiss-born, Canadian-based junkmeister Dominique Othenin-Girard (Omen IV: The Awakening, Private Lessons: Another Story, Red Shoe Diaries 5: Weekend Pass ), this one picks up immediately after the end of Halloween 4. Jamie is mute and has a telepathic connection with Uncle Michael that Loomis uses to recapture his former patient.  But at the end some mysterious "man in black" busts him out of jail. Fans said, "Oh, for God's sake!"

5. Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)
OK, ten years after Halloween II -- because apparently everyone agreed it was best never to speak of Halloween III again -- Laurie Strode has died in a car crash and Michael emerges from a coma to go looking for his niece, Laurie's daughter Jamie Lloyd (Danielle Harris); Dr. Loomis (Pleasance) tries to stop him from doing very bad things. This edition was directed by journeyman Dwight Little, who's done some nice TV work, but he doesn't bring a thing to the Halloween franchise with this profoundly unmemorable time-waster.

4. Halloween: Resurrection (2002)
The last Halloween movie before the Zombie reboot, Resurrection -- in which a pack of nubile young people sign on for a realty spook show set in the old Myers house -- was scripted by genre veteran Larry Brand (The Drifter) and Sean Hood (The Crow: Wicked Prayer, Cube 2: Hypercube). Let's just say that their screenplay was a hell of a lot better Rick Rosenthal's (Halloween II) 100 percent suspense-free direction... whatever its faults, the story managed to connect the Halloween mythos to something genuinely contemporary, a la the woefully overlooked My Little Eye.

3. Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998)
The kinda, sorta reboot: When bad sequels happen to good movies, the best thing to do is pick yourself up, dust yourself off and start all over again. Directed by Steve Miner, best know for Friday the 13th sequels, H20 pretty much ignores the existence of Halloween 4, Halloween 5 and Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers, positing that Laurie Strode didn't die in a car crash... but instead faked her own death and went on with her life, eventually becoming the headmistress of a gated Northern California prep school. Then Michael comes back to burst her bubble. H20 features a knowing cameo by Curtis's mom, Psycho star Janet Leigh, and a genuinely good performance by the 20-years-older Curtis, who finally gets to kill her awful brother. If only he'd stayed dead.

2. Halloween II (1981)
Written by Carpenter and Hill and directed by Rick Rosenthal, Halloween II got a bum rap when it was first released: The same critics who lauded Halloween declared the sequel formulaic, overly gory, dull and pointless -- perhaps because they didn't much like horror movies anyway and had already had a bellyful of the slasher pictures that would wind up dominating the decade. But time has been good to Halloween II: No, Rosenthal isn't half the director Carpenter is, but hey -- this is the movie that delivered the bombshell plot twist that drove the rest of the series: Laurie Strode is actually the other Myers sister, the one who was adopted after his murderous rampage. Common knowledge now, but a total jaw-dropper back in the day.

1. Halloween (1978)
Conceived by producer-distributor Irwin Yablans as a seasonal horror quickie about a psychopath stalking babysitters, Halloween -- shot under the unpromising title The Babysitter Murders -- was the little movie that could. Writer/director Carpenter and producer Debra Hill turned $320,000 into one of the most influential horror movies of the 20th century, made Jamie Lee Curtis into a scream queen and launched a thousand slashers. It opened in Kansas City just before Halloween; by Thanksgiving it was a national phenomenon and it looks as good now as it did 30 years ago. Halloween, we salute you!

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Nice article. Although, you said Donald was last seen in Halloween 5. He was in fact in Halloween 6.

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Halloween 3 is unjustly maligned. It is a terrific little 80's b-movie thriller./This film is also ripe for a remake, just take the "Halloween" moniker of of it. People hate it because it does not have Myers in it. I think those people are wrong.

But that was the idea back when Carpenter produced it. Every year they were going to have a new Halloween themed film, using the name "Halloween" as the title. I think this would have been much better then the dreck we got instead over the last 25 years. But fan backlash towards the movie forced them back into the same ol', same ol' storylines. How interesting has Myers story become in the lame duck sequels that followed? I would rather have something new to see.

I am eagerly awaiting the dvd of "Trick r Treat" as to see something new and infinitely more interesting than another entry into the over wrought myers saga, that is Halloween themed.

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Hallospaceboy: I personally both agree and disagree with you on Halloween III. I wouldn't call it "terrific," but I do think the sheer vitriol with which it was greeted was out of line with its modest virtues.

The trouble is that Halloween II set up the expectation that Halloween movies would be about Michael Myers, not horror movies whose stories somehow involve the holiday. When people feel someone has pulled a bait-and-switch on them, they get mighty mad, and poor little Halloween III took the heat.

That said, it deserves its place at the bottom of the list, not for being an unspeakably bad movie, but for being unspeakably bad within the context of the Halloween movie series.

Interestingly Friday the 13th producer/director Sean S. Cunningham also thought that building a franchise around an unstoppable serial killer was a bad idea, especially given that the original film's killer was an older lady and she's dead by the end. He argued strenuously that trying to make Jason Voorhees, glimpsed only as a deformed child in a dream sequence was stupid, and that "Friday the 13th" should be used as a brand name for a series of otherwise unconnected horror movies. He was overruled, and Jason lives on.

mkrjr247: You're right; I messed up and it's now as it should be. I blame... druids! Yeah, druids -- they're behind everything. Thanks for having my back!

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I remember renting Halloween III when I was a kid and being totally confused. I spent the whole movie wondering where Michael was!

As bad as it was, I would put Halloween: Resurrection as the worst simply for the first 20 minutes or so. We rooted for Laurie Strode for nearly 25 years and I for one was thrilled when she came back in H20 and defeated Michael. Then in Resurrection they had him COME AND KILL HER?!?!?! I mean, I know they had to bring him back to life, but HOW could they kill Laurie? THIS was how they decided to end her story? I was so pissed off I could barely even watch the rest of the movie.

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Haha, no problem McD! I'm just thrilled to see a Halloween article on here! It's been so many years, it's hard to keep track.

And yes, those damn druids do have their way of messing things up. Parking ticket? blame Druids. Late for work? Druids.
Nobody can mess with that reasoning!

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Well Carpenter and company probably did not do enough leg work to explain to people what this Halloween III would be. I suppose I knew what it would be since I was reading the magazines of the time in regards to it.

(Ah the pre internet days. I remember them well. )

But still I suppose I have some confusion towards the audience who wants the same old thing time after time. I love the Myers storyline as much as anyone, but looking back at where it went, I can't help but champion this little B-movie that was kind of original at the time. I really appreciate that about it. I think any of the Halloween movies after #3, have been kind of ridiculous to say the least. And to have had a glimmer of something new with a Halloween name, really makes me wish things went differently.

Rob Zombie's remake is a mess all on it's own. Sometimes, when I look at these remakes, like Texas Chainsaw or F13th, I ask myself: is this any better than if it was called part #4 or #5 rather than a reboot? And I think in TCM & F13th , that yes, it was better than the schlocky sequels. And even Zombie's as bad as it was, was still better than Halloween parts 4-8. At some point you just have to blow it up and start over. I mean Jason went into space, how much more could they do?

To me Freddy, Jason and Myers have become the McDonald's of horror: Tho sometimes it can be comforting , overall it's bland, dull and bereft of creativity. You know what you are going to get each time you take a bite. And maybe you just shouldn't be there in the first place.

They all need a restart/reboot/remake. Halloween III was much like this at the time. They just didn't have the access to the public to get the word out the way we do now with the internet.

P.S.
I'm new to the AMC blogs, but have really enjoyed what I have been reading here.

Oh and the Druids were the baddies in #3 as well. The toymaker Conal Cochran was a druid witch. :-)

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See, it's always those frakkin' druids.

I think the fast-food analogy is apt: People like brand names -- for clothing, restaurants, furniture, watches and, yes, movies -- because they want to be reassured that they're buying something they're going to like.

That said, I think Rob Zombie's Halloween remake was worlds better that the Friday the 13th and Texas Chainsaw do-overs. To my eyes, Zombie's Halloween is clearly the work of someone who loves, respects and knows horror movies, while the others smack of rank commercial exploitation.

Not that the original TCM and Friday the 13th -- especially Friday the 13th -- weren't themselves first and foremost movies driven by financial concerns -- Hooper was looking to break into the business and Cunningham wanted to make some fast cash. And Halloween was a work for hire. But all three had a spark of originality, a spark that I think is conspicuously lacking from the Friday and TCM remakes.

I hope you'll keep visiting the Hacker boards -- I love talking to real horror fans.

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A good friend and horror aficionado says to me about the remakes to all these classic movies:

"These movies are from a different time, different place."

Never can you imitate the sheer audacity of a movie like TCM or Halloween. They were of their time, and still timeless. And yes all of them were and are about making money. No doubt about that. Horror is always an easy sell, it seems for film. A way to make a quick buck.
But the spark, indeed all great things need that one spark. It's starts with an idea and some passionate people to get it together. Films like TCM were so amazing because we were so easily shocked back then. Add to the fact that the movie really has no blood, yet people insist it is a bloody film. And that they saw it.
Again, it was a different time , different place. You can't recoup that magic.
Anyone who tries to remake them is already working from a loss. It is very rare we get remakes better than originals, tho a couple have done it:

Cronenberg's The Fly
Carpenter's The Thing

Both of those succeeded due to making it completely new and not trying to copy so much other than the framework of the story.

As for the TCM and Friday remakes, I enjoyed them for the most part. They were slicked up versions and for me, they were ok. Again, I compared to some of their sequels and thought, Ok this new Jason, well they added some new story to him and made him a little bit more than a mentally deficient and deformed maniac. He was a smart and cunning maniac with an underground lair, and quite possibly a farmer of illegal substances. Plus it had the requisite kills along with a nice amount of T&A. I don't think you could ask for more than that in a F13th movie. These are not deep character studies, just movies about kids getting killed by a homicidal maniac.

Zombie's Halloween fails for me because it does exactly what it should not do:
EXPLAIN TOO MUCH ABOUT MM.

Just look to Star Wars prequels and see where this fails: Did we need to know Vader was a whiny little kid at one time? No. I like the mystery instead.


Showing a killer as a kid takes all the mystery out of the monster. Myers was scary when it was unknown as to why he killed his sister. The evil was there. Once I see that he had a stripper for a mother and a drug addict abusive step father, its no wonder he killed people. I would have too.
Zombie missed the boat on making a play about suburban angst among American families. The idea would have played better if Michael had the all American family, and then we get to see the cracks that all families have and perhaps within that we can understand something about his nature. If it was a "normal" family with secrets. Instead we got white trash on parade. Ho-hum.
Then the second half for me works a slight bit better. Zombie at least made Michael a really scary force again. Tearing thru that neighborhood and destroying everything. I did sense his power. Michael felt scary in a way he has not in a long, long time. So I appreciate that.
All this being said, I will see RZ's H2. I sincerely hope it's something new and fun to see with the characters. I look forward to seeing Rob be more original with it. I think he has the talent for it.

And thanks, I will keep visiting. It's a good site.

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Halloween III is the second-best movie in the franchise.

Not just my opinion. Scientific fact.

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