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Stacie Ponder - 10 More Horror Gems Just for You

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stacie_ponder_callout.jpgYou know, I've written so many columns here that I really feel as if we've gotten to know each other a bit, you and I. Since we've obviously become BFFs of a cyber-variety, I feel that it's time I impart to you a secret, to let you know that I'm in it to win it... I have a little notebook I carry around, in which I write down movie titles and the such.

That might not sound like much, but this little notebook is actually quite important to me. I'm constantly seeking out new stuff to watch; if I didn't write it all down and consult the list from time to time, I'd probably end up watching Shark Attack 3: Megalodon over and over again... not that that's a bad thing, but a little variety never hurt anyone. My list of things to see has grown over the years thanks to the recommendations of readers like YOU, and I'm ever so grateful. I've been introduced to many fine slices of horror thanks to word of mouth, and I hope to return the favor once in a while. That's right -- all of this has been a long-winded way of saying, "Remember that time I recommended some lesser-known horror movies I like? Well, I'm totally doing it again because I think it's a valuable service. I fancy myself a genre ambassador, if you will, like a horror-flavored Angelina Jolie." Alright, so that was pretty long-winded, too.

1. Let's Scare Jessica to Death (1971): Though the title may lead you to believe this is some "drive someone crazy, steal the inheritance" flick, believe me, Jessica is anything but. The slow, moody tale of a woman trying to put the pieces of her life back together after a stay at a mental hospital -- and the evil she encounters in a small Connecticut town -- is positively eerie. The dreamy cinematography and haunting score enhance the ambiguous, unearthly feel; be warned, though -- it's not a movie for viewers with short attention spans.

2. The Child (1977): What would my life be like if I could telekinetically control zombies? I'm not going to claim I'd be above using them to intimidate people so I could, say, cut in line at the post office. In fact, I think having my own zombie posse would turn me into a jerk. It certainly turned little Rosalie in to a jerk -- a homicidal jerk, at that. The Child is a low budget shocker plagued with horrible dubbing and sound editing; in fact, it's got most everything stacked against it, and yet, somehow, this movie works. It works big time. You'll be creeped out in spite of yourself.

3. Tourist Trap (1979): Preceding the slasher boom by a couple of years, this flick bears all the hallmarks of the subgenre: A group of good-looking teens end up stranded in a remote location (Slausen's Lost Oasis, a rundown roadside attraction joint) on their way to a weekend of partying, only to find themselves hunted by a masked killer. What sets Tourist Trap apart, however, are the finer things: Creepy mannequins, telekinesis, Chuck Connors hamming it up, and a closing shot that's one of the true, bizarre, insane joys in all horrordom.

4. Dead and Buried (1981): You know what weird little subgenre I love? The one that involves towns which are closed off and homicidal -- not at all places where you'd want to stop, even if you have to pee wicked bad. Dead and Buried is set in one such town, a quaint little seaside town called Potter's Bluff. Of course the Bluff has its secrets, like the answer to the question, "Why do the recently deceased keep reappearing in town, bearing new names?" Thinking that places like this really exist make road trips a whole lot more exciting.

5. Hell Night (1981): A sorority/fraternity hazing ritual goes awry in this gothic slasher featuring genre icon Linda Blair. By "goes awry", I mean "there's a weirdo psychotic monster killer guy living in the spooky mansion where the kids are locked in overnight; chaos and Linda Blair in a puffy, flouncy top ensue."

6. American Gothic (1987): The Texas Chain Saw Massacre introduced audiences to the wackadoo family of killers; American Gothic takes that concept and cranks it up to eleven. Veteran actors Rod Steiger and Yvonne DeCarlo head up a family that puts the "homicidal 50-year-old woman who still dresses like a five-year-old" in "dysfunctional." Bizarre, over-the-top fun through and through.

7. Night of the Demons (1988): There's a Demons remake on the horizon, and even if it's only half as entertaining as the original, audiences will be in for a real treat. A group of obnoxious '80s stereotypes inadvertently resurrects a demon during a séance (isn't that always the way?). One by one each member becomes possessed as the grue flies. There's a chance you'll hate yourself for loving this piece of B-grade schlock... but you'll only hate yourself a little. Besides, Linnea Quigley's infamous lipstick scene alone is worth, like, ten times the price of admission.

8. Below (2002): A US submarine picks up three shipwrecked Brits as they patrol hostile German waters in this WWII-era ghost story. The claustrophobic setting adds to the sense of gloom and doom in this mature effort penned by Darren Aronofsky. It's a low-key haunted boat story; you know the CGI-enhanced, bombastic Ghost Ship? For what it's worth, it's pretty much the opposite of that.

9. Dead End (2003): Ah, the old "this shortcut down a dark, wooded road was a really bad idea!" routine. We've seen it a million times in horror, but Dead End amps up the formula with enough twists, turns, and genuine scares to leave you feeling unsettled throughout. The cast, led by Ray Wise and Lin Shaye, make familiar characters feel fresh. Though the ending is fairly predictable to genre vets, the fun is in the ride that gets you there.

10. First Born (2007): I picked up this DVD on a complete lark one fine day; I'd never even heard of it, but the cover seemed to promise Elisabeth Shue as a crazed mommy and that was all I needed to know to take First Born home. The cover is slightly misleading: Shue is indeed a crazed mommy, but not of the Mommy variety. She's more a Yellow Wallpaper-type -- a woman driven mad by her insecurities and the pressure of motherhood. This movie wasn't at all what I expected; rather, it was much more. It's a stylish, taut, enthralling psychological character study in the horror/thriller vein that deserves a look.

Well, it seems that my work here is done. Now you recommend something to ME so I don't feel like I'm doing all the work in this relationship!

A fan of horror movies and scary stuff, Stacie Ponder started her blog Final Girl so she'd have a platform from which she could tell everyone that, say, Friday the 13th, Part 2 rules. She leads a glamorous life, walking on the razor's edge of danger and intrigue.

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Tags: american gothic, below, dead and buried, dead end, first born, hell night, let's scare jessica to death, night of the demons, the child, tourist trap

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You might enjoy The Soul Guardians.

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Me? Recommend a movie to YOU?! Ridickerous!

So you've seen Dead End! I got it in a "lot" of horror DVDs I won on eBay and I really enjoyed it. Especially when Lin Shaye goes cukoo.

The only other movie I've seen on this list is Let's Scare Jessica To Death, and that was because you wrote about it.

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Dead and Buried, Tourist trap, Night of The Demons, and Hell Night are four of my all time favorites. I have A Tourist Trap and Night of the Demons tattoo. I love those movies like my own mother.

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Dead and Buried, Tourist trap, Night of The Demons, and Hell Night are four of my all time favorites. I have A Tourist Trap and Night of the Demons tattoo. I love those movies like my own mother.

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Dead and Buried, Tourist trap, Night of The Demons, and Hell Night are four of my all time favorites. I have A Tourist Trap and Night of the Demons tattoo. I love those movies like my own mother.

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Dead and Buried, Tourist trap, Night of The Demons, and Hell Night are four of my all time favorites. I have A Tourist Trap and Night of the Demons tattoo. I love those movies like my own mother.

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Dead and Buried, Tourist trap, Night of The Demons, and Hell Night are four of my all time favorites. I have A Tourist Trap and Night of the Demons tattoo. I love those movies like my own mother.

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Ah, sorry about the four posts, I don't know what happened, and I can't find out how to delete them.

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i'm super psyched to see "below" on this list. while i can't say the movie scared me, it definitely engrossed me and creeped me out. it's unfortunate how often genre pics forego tension in favor of "boo" scares that are, ultimately, meaningless (i'm looking at you, amityville horror, remake).

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Geez... only 6/10.. I need to hit the gym.. the Horror gym.

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Alright, since we're BBF's, here goes: Cannibal Holocaust (keep telling yourself it's all real!), Burnt Offerings, The Night Brings Charlie, Hack O' Lantern aka Hauntedween (this one takes a few viewings but it'll grow on you) , Night Breed (like Hellraiser without the pins) Igor and the Lunatics, The Other, and Lost Highway by David Lynch (prepare for a serious mind f**k), oh yeah and I ordered Chinese! hope you enjoy

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Sorry I got my aka's mixed up--The Night Brings Charlie is aka Hauntedween and Hack O' Lantern is aka Halloween Night.

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Hauntedween rules!

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You should watch "This Night I Will Possess Your Corpse," if you can get your hands on it.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060380/
It's an epically weird movie, striking a balance between the old Universal classics (Frankenstein, etc.) and a slasher sensibility... and the writer/director/star grew out his fingernails to something like four inches for the part. What's not to love?

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