If Donnie were going up against a spooky, disturbing rabbit, then he'd be rollin' rollin' rollin' into Round 2 like Fred Durst. But he's not -- he's facing the current reigning hottie of witchcraft Hermione Granger, who has both the skills and the book smarts to do battle against any opponent. And Donnie Darko's dance card ain't exactly full. Well, yours wouldn't be either if you were on-again/off-again with your meds: That kid is messed up.

The Darko fans are going to have to come out in force, because Potter fans rule the Web. Hermione, are you ready? Donnie, are you ready? Let's get it on!