I had to smile when this match-up blipped up on the Horror Radar: Edward Cullen, the teen vamp lothario of Twilight, that dreamy vision of evil perfection, who does he draw in his Round 1 battle? None other than a damn-near carbon copy of his current love, Lydia from Beetlejuice.

Let's be honest, this match won't last long, not unless the movie buffs who adore '80s horror comedies come out of the woodwork -- and I don't see that happening. Lydia is a great example of a supernatural-related teen, but this is the worst possible match-up for her. Unless... the Twilight backlash has grown so strong that a willowy young lass laden with eyeliner reaps the rewards. We'll find out!

Edward, are you ready? Lydia, are you ready? Let's get it on!