Greatest Supernatural Teen Tournament - Damien (No. 8) vs. Toxic Avenger (No. 9)
In one corner, we have a hulking, mutated, disturbed psychopathic vigilante that marks his victims with mops. With an intro like that, normally you wouldn't even care about what's in the other corner... unless that other corner holds the son of Satan. Yeah, now you care.
It's often said that the No. 8 Seed vs. No. 9 seed is the best matchup of any tournament, as it pits two contestants of similar stature. Melvin Ferd, aka the Toxic Avenger, is the classic 98-pound weakling that gets pushed just too damn far, and comes back lean, mean and ready to whip ass. Unfortunately for Melvin, he also comes back green and with a face that makes the Elephant Man look like Brad Pitt. As if his life weren't complicated enough, Melvin gets a Round 1 dance with Damien from Omen II. This kid has been killing since he was old enough to crawl, whipping around evil so old and thick, it puts the dark side of the Force to shame.
Melvin, are you ready? Damien, are you ready? Let's get it on!
As much as I would like The Toxic Avenger to win (I've been a fan since childhood), I just don't see his mop fairing well against the forces of Satan. Sure Toxie is resilient (his body absorbing bullets and all), but he would never actually be able to land a blow on Damien.
It's a strong effort by our mutated hero, but in the end Damien is able to wear him down, and walk away without so much as a hair out of place. The good guys always lose in Omen movies anyway.
Damien wins.