As human cloning becomes inevitable, we're forced to tackle the serious questions that arise, such as: "If Conan the Barbarian fought John Matrix from Commando, who would win?" Let this experiment in Arnold-on-Arnold violence serve as both a guide and a warning to us all -- and may the best pumped-up, incoherent superman win.
New Moon's Jacob Black takes on the lupine stars of The Wolfman, The Howling, and more.
How do Roland Emmerich's two most recent annihilations of the Earth stack up against each other? Hint: He may have run out of ideas.
Ian McKellen's starred in some of the best American movies of the past twenty years. How many have you seen?
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