Some feel Road House is the perfect movie. It has something for everyone: Guys love the tough talk and over-the-top action, while ladies enjoy the copious scenes of a shirtless Patrick Swayze and his luxurious late-eighties mane. Sure, you've quoted the overblown dialogue endlessly ("Calling me sir is like putting an elevator in an outhouse") and rocked out to the countryfied soundtrack. But how much do you really know about Road House? Take our quiz, and never forget the film's tagline: "The dancing's over. Now it gets dirty."