Hollywood's Smartest and Dumbest
Last week, Entertainment Weekly released "The 50 Smartest People in Hollywood." Not to be outdone, the New York Daily News did the same thing (kinda-sorta) with its "Top 50 Dumbest People in Hollywood." Now whether anyone really wants to know that Emmanuel Lubezki is the 24th wisest on one list and that Kristin Cavallari is the 48th dullest on the other is highly unlikely. When it comes to lists, people want to know who came out on top. That's it. So without further ado, here are the winners. (The smart ones comes first if you couldn't figure that out.)
1. Judd Apatow: The 40 Year-Old Virgin. Knocked Up. Superbad. What more needs to be said?
2. Steven Spielberg: In the last three decades, no one's had a greater impact on American cinema.
3. James Cameron: From video games to 3-D movies, this director reinvents technology for the masses.
4. Ari Emanuel: He's a partner in Endeavor, one seriously giant talent agency.
5. Will Smith: Who else has managed to fashion an image as beloved as those of yesteryear's movie stars?
Hollywood's Top Five Dumbest are listed below. For some reason, they're all actors with nary a producer or director in sight. Prejudice...or fear of retribution?
1. Lindsay Lohan: She makes awful career choices (I Know Who Killed Me), has reprehensible behavior and, perhaps worst of all, shows rotten taste in guys.
2. Kim Kardashian: There's something seriously sad when you leak a sex tape and nobody cares.
3. Spencer Pratt: The poor guy thinks his life on MTV's The Hills is reality.
4. Jeff Kwatinetz: He gave the okay for Britney Spears' disastrous MTV Video Music Awards performance.
5. Shia LaBeouf: He went from the heights of being the star of Transformers to the depths of being arrested at Walgreens.
I just wanted to know if I am crazy or I am right. The film Independance Day to me was the worst movie I have ever seen. The special effects were great but the story was a stinker.
These aliens come 10 billion miles and Seti can only pick them up when they get to the moon?
Jeff Goldblum is the only person in the entire world who in 10 minutes figured out what they were here for and knows exactly when they are going to attack?
His ex-wife is the Presidents press secretary?
Will Smith outflys an alien craft that has just dessimated the rest of the squadron and forces it to crash. The knocks him out with one punch?
Getting to the main gat at area 51 the guards see this alien, who is still out cold, and lets them and all the other vehicles into the base. Where they having an open house?
The President and all the "civilians" were given a guided tour of the installation? So much for that secret.
Jeff Goldblum again is able to infect this mother ship with a virus that made these aliens, who are a million years ahead of us, become vulnerable to attack?
This attack was made by pilots who haven't touched a jet plane in 40 years yet they were able to fly and engage these aliens in F-18's.
The President wife dies after an accident that was never explained. Smith's girlfriend finds her way to this Air Force base, which was destoryed, and anotrher miracle she finds a truck with the keys in it? Will Smith arrives in a stolen helicopter, is there anything he can't fly?
Takes all of those people back to the base.
Another miracle is when he is able to fly this alien ship. Goldblum is able to infect this alien ship with a virus he just happens to have on his laptop. How did he know where to plug it in or did he do it by means of a wireless connection?
Nothing in this movie made sense.
Why did Judd Hirsh have to speak with a Jewish accent?
The worst film I have yet to see this decade!! I put it with other stinkers like Frankenstein vs the space monsters, Amazon Women on The Moon, Japanese sci-fi movies, except for the original Godzilla. I just needed to get this out. It was the worst.