Oh, you muggles.  Judging from the many Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix parodies on YouTube, everyone wants to be a director.  Or, everyone wants to be Harry Potter.  Or both.  I mean, wouldn't you want to live in Harry Potter's world where centaurs come alive and magic is at your beck and call?  Can't live there?  Make believe you do in a satire.

From the not-so-subtly sublime to the wonderfully ridiculous, check out these video parodies after the jump.

The Pun Lover -- Here, Harry Potter is a lowly cashier in a burger joint, and the phoenix, who comes in to order, has a ton of, well, issues.

Anime Lover's Phoenix -- OK, I love anime as much as the next ninja, but making Sasuke Uchiha from the Naruto series into Harry is a little forced.

Barry Trotter and the Order of the Dolphin -- Wow. This eight-minute (so long for YouTube and this is just Part One) satire is just this guy Trotter and his pals having a little fun with the Potter mythos.  I love the witchy screams of the wigged kid who plays the stepmom.  Hilarious.