Where are you Jessie Pinkerman????
Last we see Jessie wrapped up in a green spa robe, dissolving in self pity and depression over the loss of Jane and vegging out in Spa land. "...I deserved this"....and we know Jessie has finally realized his "comeuppance." Everything committed in the past, has spun around and hit him back twofold, waking Jessie to a realization he hadn't ever expected. Its reflection time for Jessie sorting out what is important to him and what is not.......Whether Walt is part of his life again, cooking BlueSky, or moving on to cleanse himself of the stench and inconsistent life of self destructing through drugs, violence or death. We feel his pain and anguish but the first question that comes into our minds is......what will you do for the rest of your life, Jessie????
Sipping tea at Spa Land or return to Funyuns, desert road trips spending quality time with Mr. Meth Cooking King?
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Well, lets see. Since Jesse was committed to the New age recovery center to get cleaned up. Jesse has decided to dedicate himself to changing his life. Our Boy Jesse has been busy, along with hooking up with the 20 something Yoga instructor named Harmony and studying the Karma Sutra , Jesse has gotten himself involved in some other wholesome activities. Jesse has taken up Herbal gardening of sorts at the recovery centers on site garden and working towards a apprenticeship sponsored by the local Whole Foods store. Jesse's official job title at garden is: Soil Enhancement Distribution & Agricultural Technical Engineer (SEDATE). Everything is progressing fine. Jesse has found new Love in Harmony, has developed some meaningful employment skills in the Herb garden, but something is still missing. Then one day Badger and Skinny Pete drop in for a visit and are shocked by what they see. Jesse has turned into a complete Homo. Jesse tries to convince them that his new lifestyle change is the best thing that has happened to him since Twaughthammer. Badger and Pete are having none of it, especially after Jesse invites them to stay for dinner. Ol' Skinny Pete remembers his last visit with Jesse at the center and the Vegan Meat Loaf they tried to serve him, no Skinny Pete wants nothing to do with that shit. Badger and Pete try to bring Jesse to his senses and offer to burn one with Jesse, but Jesse is resisting with much resolve. Badger and Pete decide to bounce after the Centers Management advises them that they cant smoke drugs on the Property. So Badger and Skinny Pete part ways with Jesse. On the way out Badger mentions that they are starting a new Band, the lead singer is none other than Jaquin Phoenix, its billed as a Emo Rap trio. They plan to tour this summer with gigs in Bakersfield, CA - Detroit, MI so far, with further venues to be determined. Jesse gets excited about this news and decides to bail on the recovery center, Harmony and his Apprenticeship at Whole Foods and tour with Badger, Skinny Pete and Jaquin Phoenix. Look out world our Boy Jesse is on the loose again.
LOL RW!!!!!! Good stuff!
There's a lot of directions they can take Jesse's character from here. I can't wait to see what the writers do with him. Right now, it looks like he's done with Mr. White, done slinging crystal, the whole shebang. In other words, a boring character, which is what Jesse could never be. So I'm looking forward to where he goes from rehab, because he's the co-main character along with Walt! :)
Who is Jesse Pinkerman?
Oh Jesse PINKman.
Well you know that's not just a Spa, it's also a Indian Casino. So Jesse and Harmony have been hitting the Black Jack Table in the evenings.
Badger and Skinny Pete brought Jesse some other seeds to put in the Herb Garden since MMJ is ok now in NM and it's on Indian Land anyway.
They sure do enjoy the new strain of Isleta Indica.
With a hint of Chili pepper in each bag.®
Badger and SP are going to the buffet at the Casino now , there they don't have to eat like homos, yo..
Badger has put on 70 lbs and Skinny Pete just goes by Pete now.
www.AdiosWalterWhite.com has been going rather well since Jesse slipped Saul $5k to skim money off Walt Jr. website. He's already snagged $100k from Walt.
Excuse me for the typo error...correction....Pinkerman=Pinkman
It's a rough crowd here Lenda :)
Apologies to Joaquin Phoenix for messing up his name.
What's scary is that you got Emo right ...R.W.;)
Zia, Not even sure WTF it means? I'm more of an Old School Rock & Roll type. Just heard Jesse mention it as part of the description of Twaughthammer in the video interview and thought I would use it.
I know the feeling I said Rhombohedral just the other day....and I have no idea of what it is... but I think Mr. White would know ;)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhombohedral
I am not so sure Jessie is finished with Walt yet...but for the time being, Jessie is mellowing out and re-assessing his life. Walt might also distance himself from Jessie as Jessie is no use to him presently in his state of mind.
Another question is, will Jessie re-connect with his druggie friends? R.W. seems to think a new band will rise from the ashes and produce a new phoenix of rock stars. Not a bad idea, R.W.!!!
Or might Jessie get hooked on valium to take the chill off his life????
I have to wonder Gus being the sly business man that he is. Heck he rolled out over a million dollars worth of meth.. had the cash on hand to make the buy.
Did he perhaps put a tail on Walt and Jesse..certainly something he could afford to do.
might he know that Walt was over when Jane died.
The Cleaner might even be someone he has used himself.
Gus pressuring Walt to cook, otherwise he lets out a little birdie somewhere near Jesse??
Jessie will take his remaining money and move to New Zeland where he will obtain his pilots license. His first airplane will be called Jane. Eventually Pinkman airlines wiill fly to all South Pacific destinations. A terrible trajedy will occur when a air traffic controller on Fiji will accidently steer his small plane into a 737.
Jessie is in New Zealand right now Yo !!!
Jessie will not abandon Walt or cooking crystal because he has No IDENTITY without either one at this point. Im sorry but I just don't see him taking rehab seriously because of all the "getting in touch with your inner being" crap you've got to do in there. (and I speak from personal experience there). Nope, don't see it! Back to the RV he will go, I don't care how much money he's accumulated!
New Zealand is a for Jesse is a nice Fantasy, but the fact is New Zealand has one of the most stringent Immigration Policies on the Planet. Jesse might have a pile of money, but he would need a sponsor and a job lined up to stay for any length of time. Jesse only has a High school education also and that would not be enough. I dont think Jesse holds a Passport from a Commonwealth Country either. So Jesse is stuck here in the good old USA for the time being.
Or smuggled into Mexico without a passport, but that doesn't seem pausible, fighting the mexican drug cartel. Jessie is not one to take on that type of danger.
I don't see Jessie in New Zealand...it isn't his style.
Anyone for Jessie going to Canada???
Hey Linda, Congrats to you too my friend! So you're getting a cap too. Ain't life grand! Anyway, because of my Cap Mad Tuco bragadiccio moment, my central air conditioner died. Certainly feels like ABQ round here, with the exception that the humidity is way higher. So sweating may be an option, but it all sticks to you and then you get more. Shoot even the bee's are stayin in during the day. My cats are molting hair like crazy. As for Jesse. I don't know. He's still very young and an innocent soul in his heart. I suspect that for awhile he's going back home to mom and dad and to church. He wants to come clean with GOD! Those are his roots and he really needs his family right now. Even if they are evangelicals. There's something going to happen with that. He's going to try to seriously reconcile what he percieves his part in Jane's re-addiction and her death. OMG, I now realize why Jane was named jane in the first place! Good joke writers! See, its always something with this show. Jane said we must shoot up Heroin.
Yeesh. Anyway, congrats again Linda.
Anyone for Jessie going to Canada???
there you go Vansterdam ;)
Also Tess Hardin who plays Jesse's mom is one of my favorite actresses of all time's? She's comin back for sure. What I think would be really fun, cause I love Betty White, if she could be the one to calm down Tess's character. Afterall we have to wonder about how Jesse's parents got to where they are currantly in their life. Why did Jesse's dead aunt leave the house to Jesse with contingencies. Perhaps that's where they could put Betty in. In a dream, perhaps remembrence of elementary school days. Doesn't anyone wonder about Jesse's inherited home from the Aunt? Great house I say. I personally think that she was gay and died with no one to get her stuff when she died so had to leave it to Jesse's mom or dad. A default kind of thing. I have one of those in my family. Except we called her Big Dody. She died in the late 70's. She was 89. She was a dietician for about a bizillion years in the army. Her house was fabulous. She would always check out my fingernails to make sure they were clean and trimmed. She would always lend my parents money when they needed it. She also summered here in wisconsin, than went to florida in winter to be with her best freind, a woman who lived there. Her house was just about perfect. The backyard had several of those mirror balls on a pedestal. Her house did not have a bathroom on the main floor. Reason being, a person should work to relieve themselves. Her yard also had the best pear tree, hastas, roses, lilacs and lots more plant stuff. She also never said that I was her favorite, though I could tell I was. I would ride my bike to her home, she'd always have a sandwich and pretty good cheese to go with. She'd point out all of her animal friends. Name birds by types, squirrels, chipmunks. I think its because of her that I picked out the house that I bought. Anyway, she didn't look like Betty White, she looked like a tall blond georgous german. Heidi Klum physically. Mentally a total going for the woman. She alway's showed me by example to not be intimidated by anyone. Things may overwhelm you sometimes but keep on going. Even if someone demands that they look at your nails. Read everything. Look around you and appreciate everything. Speak well. Love by example. Take pride in what you do. EAT YOUR VEGETABLES! Vegetable's are tasty. Particularely tomatoes. Grow stuff.
Tweeds
Tweeds,
Awww.. I bet you were her favorite. :)
Hey can you put a few enters in your paragraphs... it makes it hard to read when it's all one big writing.
At least for old folks like me :)
Thanks tweeds..sorry to hear about your AC and hope you can fix it before the August weather hits.
I don't know where Jesse Pinkman is, but I just found acteur extraordinaire Aaron Paul on page 66 of the current issue of "Entertainment Weekly." It's their "Summer Must List" double issue, and our Mr. P. is named "Must Double Threat" for (and I quote) "deftly doing double duty in the land of quality dramas."
The title is his by virtue of his work on both "Breaking Bad" and "Big Love." And the piece mentions Paul's interest in appearing on yet another quality drama, "Lost."
Will the next EW "Must" issue feature him as "Must TRIPLE Threat?!?"
The name "Jessie Pinkerman" has so captured my imagination, that I found myself singing it to the tune of Simon & Garfunkel's "Mrs. Robinson." I've seen other "Breaking Bad" song parodies on here, so I was inspired to expand the one line with a whole song. I'm picturing Jesse, stuck in rehab, where the indignities begin with the staff getting his name wrong.
"Jessie Pinkerman" (Sung to the tune of "Mrs. Robinson").
And here's to you, Jessie Pinkerman.
Your addiction is an awful shame...it's no game.
God bless you please, Jessie Pinkerman.
Sorry we keep messing up your name..we're to blame; we're to blame.
We all have chores here, teachig us to better face the world.
It's a really cozy little nook.
What's your talent? what's your skill? We'll find a slot for you.
Would you like to try to be our cook?
Coo, coo, ca-choo, Jessie Pinkerman.
Jesus loves you more than you will know; woe, woe, woe.
God bless you please, Jessie Pinkerman.
Heaven holds a play for those who pray; hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Sitting in group therapy on Sunday afternoon;
having private sessions with your counselor.
Cry about it, talk about it,
Just don't talk too loud.
Revelations just might draw a crowd.
Where have you gone, girl of Jessie's dreams;
Jessie turns his lonely eyes to you (Boo hoo hoo).
What's that you say, Jessie Pinkerman -
Junkie Jane has left and gone away.
(Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey).
Rockmama....this is great..I love it!!! What an imagination!!!
Awesome, rockmama! And I thought my song parodies were good! *Bowing* :D
Yours are good, too, James! And all the plotline scenarios and assorted ideas the viewers here come up with. Further proof of what a thought-provoking show it is, inspiring so much creativity in it's fans!
James26...you wrote song parodies??? I miss that one!! Which thread or posting is it on???..tell me so that I may read them too.
Thanks rockmama! :)
Linda-I forget exactly what threads they were on. It was quite a while ago, it may be in one of the open threads for the episodes, maybe "Mandala" or "Phoenix". I did parodies of the Brady Bunch theme, the song "Love and Marriage", and the Rice-A-Roni song! :)
rats..I missed those! I suppose you didn't happen to save it to your computer hard drive, did you??
Jesse should become a medical marijuana farmer/gardener. Great $$ there, and he'd be mellow and connecting to the earth. LOL. At least with med maryjane people are being helped with their illnesses. In fact, with Walt's help, he'll develop a flavorful line of marijuana to cope with the post-high munchies (chocolate, coca cola, etc) that patients will experience.
But, before he goes into this line of work, Walt has to adopt Jesse to solve some of Jesse's abandonment issues. And Walt will do this for Jesse, because Walt will have his own abandonment/family issues after Skyler flings Walt out the door and takes up with Ted (Mr. Tax Fraud) Beneke, and gets busted for fraud along with her new paramour.
Walt and Jesse will have the last laugh, being hailed by the medical community as developers of the most healing strain of marijuana for medical patients in the history of the medicine! They will become legal millionaires, and Walt will even cure his own cancer with his strain of marijuana!