Attention BB fans

Been feeling a little down?

Sure is a long time time till next season. Isn't it?

What am I going to do???

But don't fret there's help for the addiction

Call 1-505-ZiaTour now and arrange for your
Exclusive "Breaking Bad" trail of misery tour.

Our special look alike meth lab will pick you up at the Abq. SunPort,
then whisk you off to the original cook site where it all started turning bad.

Then down to Jesse's Aunt house for the Pool of Acid Bath Tub races.

Off to the Dog House to get some food and maybe buy a illegal gun or two.

Stop by and pay tribute to Combo at the very spot he was gunned down.
Hank's Margarita's and special home brew available for a small charge.

Visit the Krazy-8 Family Furniture store. Special 10% discount on all items.

Walk the very streets Wendy does!!!!

Hang out in the parking lot of the Hardware store , where Heisenberg made his point.

We will stop by Saul's Office and you can pick up a "World's Greatest Lawyer Coffee Mug"'
a $29.95 value but as a ZiaTour member yours for only $19.95
Limit 2 per member

For you guys, we have a special coyote hunting expedition using
our own Badger's Bad Ass Crossbows or use Fulminate of Mercury

Not to leave you ladies out, there is also a special shop lifting spree over at Nob Hill.

Then join back together for a stop at the Atomic Museum and dinner at
Los Pollos Hermanos

and for the kids.. their own special Big Bag of Meth Play Toy,
not recommended for children under 2.

Or a bag of "Jane's Fake Vomit" .. you parents know how kids like to pretend.
After such a full day they will be "nodding" off in no time.

A wide choice of lodging arrangements;

The Crystal Palace
The DeAnza Motor Lodge
Jesse & Jane's place ... slight surcharge and limited availability

For you bold diy MacGyver types.. there is our Jornado del Muerto special RV.
All the needed items to make your own battery , no extra charge
... and NO water

Sign up now and select members will have a chance to play our exclusive
"Drop a pink bunny in the swimming pool while at 1000 ft. game "
with our very own Bush Pilot Jesse look alike, Jose Vigil.

We know it will be rough getting back to the living without BB.
After this fun filled tour.

But not to worry we have thought of everything !!!!

There is a special "12 steps Breaking Bad Withdrawal" meeting
held in the very same hall as the one Jane and Donald went to
for every one of our members.

Then a quick return trip to the Airport in the meth lab,
A short stop to the same control tower that Don screwed up in.
We recommend you don't fly home on a 737.

And as a special parting gift for those who choose June or July, a gallon of Kilz paint

We here at ZiaTour know how " to wear the pants " when it comes to
your "Breaking Bad" experience.

So call us right now.... 1-505-ZIA-TOUR

That's 1-505-ZIA-TOUR

Go to the Breaking Bad Tours, that you & Combo are going to have??? =) *hint-hint!*

LMAO, zia! That cracked me up! But, hey, even if it's not real...we can all hallucinate, and think we REALLY did it! LOL

We are pleased to annouce the addition, for summer months only

The Breaking Bad Midway !!

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Something all the family will enjoy on those pleasant New Mexico nights.

Play "Ring the Bell on Tio's Giant Wheel Chair"

You even get to use the ATM sledge hammer.

Or play "Crack his Skull" with our own Atm that really works too.

Play "Heisenburgs Wheel of Uncertainity"

Play "Dunk the Cute Kid from Peek-a-boo"

Enter the raffle for a trip to Belarus, visit the Zombie basement

Join in with "Place the Decapitated Head" on a live tortoise over in the petting zoo.

Get the "Heisenburg" smirk painted on your kid's face while waiting.

Get a "mystery" burrito from our " Whose going to get the Ricin Burrito Tonight " stand

There will even be marachis playing "NEGRO Y AZUL" and songs by our own James

Special Muscial appearence by "Tv on the Radio"

Doing their hit song "DLZ"

There will be prizes galore

Pink Stuffed Animals
Heisenburg Hats
White body bags..Jane's Black in Black and Fema Blue availible
Bags of crayons
and much much more.....

Afterwards will all join and together, minus one mystery member, to catch the train up to Eliots' and Gretchen's for a fun filled night of shouting obsenitys.

Tio's special TP availible for tree decoration.

But it filling up fast folks, so call

1-505-ZIA-TOUR right now

Visa and checks made to Ice Station Zebra Associates accepted

i have a perfect idea this summer put some t shirts and hoodies and hats in your merchandise part of the site amc!!! please lol

Zia, the show needs you in the pr dept. Love, love, love your sick sense of humour, itis so fitting for fans of this show.

zia I'm telling ya, I"ll be ready for the Zia Tour featuring special guest, Combo, as your host for the evening. Anytime.......

You are going to be selling Belarus Zombie dolls, aren't you?

Zia, Sounds like a winner to me. Any chance you fit in a Jam session with TwaughtHammer?

Kids can put a cap in Combo's ass. It's like partying with the Grim Reaper of Karmic Hell.

BooHooHooo!!!!!!! I'm crying already. What happened to the good ole days when there was 26 episodes per season!

Sadly, I can remember shows' new seasons running from September to May.

We at Zia Tours are proud to annouce the addition of the White Household to the tour.

Our team of crack aerial photographers were able to locate the exact location.

They are used to spinning all around and losing their bearings.

Yet were able to pinpoint where Walt's begging Skyler in the driveway didn't work.

See the pool were Walt Jr. puked after Walt showed Hank who wears the pants in that neighborhood.

Special arrangements have been made for "Three Doors Down " to play ...

Why "Three Doors Down" you ask.. because he's Three Doors Down" from the corner... and we couldn't think of anything else

Other Tour groups may think they can find it. But don't accept anything but the genuine White Household.

Hey Zia, I just may get to join you afterall for that tour. I just found out this morning that I have a real new job!!!!! I've been unemployed for almost a year and my unemployment was running out. But I got a call this morning and my year looks a little brighter! So to all you other fans out there who are still unemployed, middle aged and can't live on 9 bux and hour take head and heart from me. There are still some jobs out there for the likes of us. This forum has been a welcome respite from my troubles and I would like to thank you all for taking my mind off my troubles. You all have been great fun and very entertaining.
Thanks
Tweeds

congrats Tweeders,

Hey you know that's not my real number.;). but if you do come out I'd be more than happy to show you around... did you get my email from the other thread.

there is a lot to see out here

Thanks Zia, I know that's not your number, yikes! I wouldn't put my real number on a public forum. I couldn't find your email on the other thread. Over 340 already. My eye's are getting tired out going through them over and over. I wish there were a marker showing what number the posts are at. I could remember where I left off. You're getting more positive remarks on this thread. I got a pretty negative one on mine about starting a general tv website to promote better programing. Oh well, I'm not accepting any negativism today. Anywhere here that we can send private emails to each other?
Tweeds

tweeders
congrats and good luck with new job!!!!, and know what you mean about negativism.
i have just about had it with everything...
this forum, since last week has kept me from doing a bad thing, so i love all you guys who are making great comments, not like other forums in the past i was on (like HBO/ Bill Maher) where people are mean and cruel to others.

Thanks synaptic. Its not worth it to address some of these yahoos directly. They don't matter in my life. My philosophy is if you don't agree with someone and can't debate it civily as opposed putting someone down, then go on to the next post or don't post at all. I mean me and 4justice were able to debate the whole Cheney ricin burrito thing. We didn't get nasty with each other. Shoot, he or she as the case may be said I should go out and visit them in Wyoming. Personal pot shots at real people isn't necessary. Pot shots at the characters in the show is just fine. They are not real people. Jane is not real, Walt is not real, Skylar is not real. Though the show is realistic, it to is not real. There's been a couple of posters here that I think are having a bit of a hard time telling the difference. I can see why the actors have their bodygaurds.
I lilked Maher's show when I had HBO, I can imagine that his forum was pretty raunchy. But that's what his show is about. I prefer the Daily Show and the Colbert report. Their forums are alot more humorous. There was one post I did on the Colbert Report forum that he repeated the next night on the show. I did a scream post about something that I believe Sara Palin said during the election. You know one of those AAAHHHHS!!!! He repeated her coment and did the little scream saying he agreed with what had been posted in his website. I about had a heart attack. Anyway thanks again for the congrats and I hope all is well with you.

congrats tweeters on the job position and in this down and out world, thats a plus to find a job! Hope it works out to your benefit! ..Linda

Going through withdrawal symptoms of not seeing Breaking Bad this upcoming week...at least AMC should show reruns of Season Two and it would help us BB addicts such as myself....haha!

In the meantime, I am going to take this time to rethink this last season again and ponder what could be Vince and his writing staff are dreaming up for the 3rd Season and hope AMC comes out with Season Two DVD!