Killer quotes....HANK SCHRADER edition!!!
Hank is quickly becoming one of the coolest cats on the show, in my opinion.......I hated the guy during season 1 lmfao......he always made me laugh though! :P
If you haven't watched the COP TALK videos yet, I recommend them....."big time"!
Here's a couple off the top of my head........
"If i were to guess......I'd say it's spanish for Asshole!"
-to Tortuga(?) last Sun.
oh and this was great tension builder...
"Jesse Pinkman....you're a hard man to find!"
-before he realized it was Tuco!
I could quote the whole last episode.....loved the way he stood his ground to all those pricks he works with.......
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OMG...that "Spanish for Asshole" had me ROLLING!!
Sadly, the videos won't load on this computer! (Living in BFE & can only get sucky dial-up. *sigh*)
Oh, but don't feel too badly for me...it's like that poor lil' kid, who only got to watch the infomercial channel...
My imagination can run pretty wild, so the blanks get filled in quite nicely! Ha ha.
I liked when he asked Windy Wendy "Are you having penis withdrawal? Scholgus interruptus?"
"yea......your commercials? they suck!........i've seen better acting in an epileptic whore house"!
lmfao..
When he referred to Windy Wendy something like "A walking Yeast-Bag' - that totally wrecked me!! I have adopted this very phrase to describe to friends of mine some of the skanks and hoes I see walking about in different places.
Hey DepraveDave - I don't mean to sound dumb, and you may color me stupid to ask, but I'm not up on all my acronyms. What does IMFAO and ROFL mean? This is driving me nuts, and I don't want to ask my teen daughter!
And when Marie opened his garage and she clearly saw Walt bottling his beer, but still asked "What are you doing?" and he said "I'm beating off. What's it look like I'm doing?"
lmfao=laughing my f*cking ass off
rofl=rolling on floor laughing
yea good one too....the "i'm beating off...." one haha
Oh, and we can't forget "I want you ALL to get a RAGING HARD-ON on catching this piece of shit! Oh, my apologies to the HR dept. - 'Become tumescent with anticipation'." TOO frikkin' MUCH!
I wonder when Hank's gonna let any of his Shraderbrau farts fly while he's with Gomez on a stakeout or something?
LMMFAO, bigfreakinnaz! Hank could prolly let loose some that would melt Gomies' brains out!!!
*Gasp!* Cannnn't breaaathhh!!! *ack!*
Ewwww...someone better open a window, huh???
Also: "Hello? Jesse Pinkman?" Then Tuco turns around, gives Hank a sneer. Then Hank's reaction? "OH SHIT."