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Hank's Blog - Let Your Pal Hank Wipe Those Tears Away

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And I'm back! Yeah, baby... the Hankster has made his triumphant return to the interwebs. Did you miss me? You did, right? Just a little, maybe..? MORE than a little? Well, no need to cry yourselves to sleep anymore. I am here to brighten your nerdy lives.

I left because things were getting hairy with the family, and let me tell you... that ain't changing anytime soon. Here I am in the middle of it, too. As you all know, my absolute favorite place to be. Well, that or a Lady Gaga concert... or maybe on the receiving end of a swift kick to the nuts.

I mean, I really don't give a damn about what goes on behind closed doors, so long as it's generally legal. I mean that... a lot. Don't give a damn. So please, do me a favor -- keep that crazy crap behind closed doors. I like my life as is -- clean and (mostly) drama free.

My wife, now. If she could have one superpower (of course, one would never be enough for her, but we're talking hypotheticals), I think it'd be to be invisible, just so she could spy on everyone else. She would be so happy, I almost want to invent some invisibility ray just so I could see the smile on her face. Of course, the idea that no one could see her would eventually kill her. Well, probably not so much "eventually" as "immediately." How can you be the center of attention when you're invisible? Man, I'd pay to see that go down.

So, it looks like I'll be stuck dealing with all this annoying personal shit for a while. Don't get me wrong, I care about my family, and I am there for them when they need me. But, I really would rather have bamboo shoved under my fingernails than, you know, have to navigate someone else's marriage. Mine's hard enough. Therefore, I figured I might as well hold on to the blog so I can have a little outlet to vent. I don't generally keep things to myself anyway, but the nice thing about this blog is that it doesn't talk back. For the most part. I mean, some of those comments can get a little snarky, but y'all got nothing on my wife. Though, I think I'd like to see you try. Good to be back, my friends!

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Posted by Hank Schrader
March 16, 2010 12:00am

Filed under: Hank's Blog

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By bonseff on March 16, 2010 9:17 AM

Where can I get some of your brew?

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By Pete on March 16, 2010 11:45 AM

Heh, heh, heh

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By hsjpatman on March 16, 2010 12:37 PM

Hey Hank, you need to start a website so we can buy one of your Schraderbrau shirts.
It'd be nice to buy some of you Schraderbrau too but I realize there are probably too many legalities in that.
You don't want to jeopardize your job, at least not yet. ;)
Darth Schrader will soon come out, the only question is, will your voice change and sound like James Earl Jones ?
So get up those shirts before your brew changes to Schraderbrau Darth Amber.

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By R.W. on March 16, 2010 1:33 PM

Hey Big guy, Glad to see that you're back! Gotta tell you it was Great to of met your real life alter ego Dean Norris at the BB Screening Lab outside of the Kodak Theater. Was surprised that he was not all that Tall, what about 5' 5. Not saying that he is a short guy or anything, but Hank looks larger than life on the show. Anyway, glad you back Man...

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By rockmama on March 16, 2010 4:06 PM

Keep up the blog, Hankster! It's a really cool feature!

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By kevin o on March 16, 2010 8:41 PM

being short would help a guy in a gun fight, the smaller the better.
WHERE CAN WE BUY THAT BREW THAT YOU MAKE HANK.

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By NARC on March 16, 2010 9:57 PM

HANK,

Just a note to say I really enjoy your work,I am a retired DEA Agent and you are about 99.9% always on target-for better or worse.Thanks for not making us look too bad.

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By diksee on March 16, 2010 10:40 PM

=)
Hank!!!!
Great to see you back!

Don't think you're "off the hook"easy...( just 'cuz I don't have a lot to say at this VERY moment.)
Life might be kinda hard on me right now...and, the wind might be knocked out of my sails temporarily...
But, that DOES'NT mean I'm NOT still a blow-hard.

Wait. =\

Somehow that did'nt come out the way it was meant...

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By Liz on March 17, 2010 5:38 AM

Hank, we are all looking forward to seeing your "dark side" in season 3. I'm very curious, since that's the side you seem to reserve for the criminals (except for Marie that is...you obviously have a soft spot for shoplifters!) Glad you are back!

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By Ic1198 on March 17, 2010 7:16 PM

HANK, you and Walt should get together and market your beer. Walt has the chemistry know how to make some kick ass brew! Maybe Walt can mix in some of that stuff they use to make boner pills like enzyte or viagra. That would be a kick in the balls, heh heh heh...You don't mind if it turns out blue do you? You could both retire doing what you love...

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By Extburst2 on March 18, 2010 12:20 AM

Hank, you should really work on your deductive reasoning/solving skills. I know it's easy for me to say, having a God-like view(er) of the entire situation but sheesh! A + B = C

I still dig you though...