Got a Favorite Tuco Quote? Let Us Know and Win Breaking Bad Swag!
You've seen all the sights -- the plane crashes, the bodies in tubs, the ATM machines -- but what about the dialogue? Breaking Bad has no shortage of notable quotables, not the least of which belong to Walt and Jesse's volatile former distributor, Tuco.
What are your favorite Tucosims from the first and second seasons? Let us know in the comments section (along with the season and episode it came from), and you'll be entered in a random drawing to win Breaking Bad swag like hats and magnets. In addition, your entries could end up being saved for posterity on the Breaking Bad site.
I hate chili powder.
Season 2, Episode 2, Grilled
TIGHT! TIGHT! TIGHT!
WOOOO!
This kicks like a mule with its balls wrapped in duct tape!
Season 1
Crazy Handful of Nothin'
(after pounding No Doze to death and still in the meth rage/high)
"WWOOOO!! DAMN, MAN LOOK AT THAT! LOOK! Shit's messed up... Okay, Heisenberg! Next week. Hahahahah!"
"Relax, Heisenberg says relax!" Season 1, Episode 7
"What are you telling me, tio? Huh? Are they punking me?"
Grilled [2.2]
Respect essay you got to give it to get it
"Why don't you like them, Tio"?
You brought me some really clean crystal, woo!
'i beat the livin PISS, out of your little mule boy, and you bring me more meth?'
take it easy, theo. i will feed you. i eat first. that's the deal.
season 2 episode 2
c a n n o t w a i t f o r n e x t s e a s o n ! ! !
"You're just speaking for me! Like I don't have the goddamn sense to speak for myself!"
-Seasons 1 and 2 A No-Rough-Stuff-Type Deal and Seven Thirty-Seven
From Season 1, Ep 7:
(Tuco tries the mysteriously-colored blue meth)
"Tight, tight, TIGHT!! YEAAHHH! Ahhh...Blue, yellow, PINK...whatever, man - just keep bringing me that..."
"BREATHE into his mouth!"
Season 2, episode 1
"Why you hatin' on Heisenreich old man?You wantin his dinner?"
"Why you hatin' on Heisenberg old man? You wantin his dinner",-----not heisenreich....
"GET IN!"
"You got balls, I'll give you that."
(Tuco referring to Heisenberg after the mercury fulminate explosion)
The above quote is from:
Season 1, Episode 6 "Crazy Handful of Nothin"
Tuco: "Heisenberg says 'Relax'...Orale Holmes."
Season 1.7 'A No-Rough-Stuff-Type Deal
Just Hilarious. RIP Tuco.
"Blue, pink, whatever man...just keep bringing me that"- Tuco referring to Heisenberg's new blue colored meth
Season 1 Episode 7- A No-Rough-Stuff-Type Deal
"You mad doggin' them Tio?"
Season 2 premiere "Seven-Thirty Seven"