GET OFF THE TOILET!

Correction: GET OFF THE TOILET!

Season 1, Episode 3

Stay out of my territory.

Season 2 episode 10, "Over."

"There is NO YOUR HALF OF THE MONEY. ONLY MY ALL OF IT!"

Your imbecility being what it is, I should have known to say JESSE, DON'T LEAVE THE KEYS IN THE IGNITION THE ENTIRE TWO DAYS.

(Walt to Jesse in Season 2's episode '4 Days Out')

Sitting around smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos and masturbating do not constitute "plans."

Of coure we know that Jesse is FunYuns junkie anyways.

"I'm no Vito Corleone."

Season 2, Episode 8 "Better Call Saul"

Walt to Gretchen at the diner: "F*ck you!"

i said fuck you...and your eyebrows...wipe down this!

Season 1, Episode 1

The game has changed. The word is out. And you are a killer.
(post ATM incident).

"...and the Pièce de résistance... a 5000mL round bottom boiling flask!"
Season 1, Episode 1

Stay with me here... zombies!

Season Two, Episode 12

"It's a bold plan Mr. White"

..this one has crept into my everyday vernacular.

Walt to Jesse:
Ohh! Is that what you were .… you were thinking. Ahh, now that we've identified the problem. You and thinking, that's the problem!

from season 2 episode 9

DBAA

Why thanks for stealing mine off Facebook, Tom Frey..

First episode where Walt says to the car wash owner after he's asked to work late:
"F**k you! AND your eyebrows! Wipe down this! *Walt proceeds to grab his own crotch*

To Skyler::

get off of my Ass

Season 2, Episode 3:

"It's a bold plan, Mr. White."

Oh wait, that's a Jesse quote.

In that case, Season 2, episode 9:

"Yes, I see your point. Your imbecility being what it is, I should have known to say JESSE, DON'T LEAVE THE KEYS IN THE IGNITION THE ENTIRE TWO DAYS."

STAY OUT MY TERRITORY!!!

Season 2 Episode 12
Walt to Jesse,"Nice job wearing the pants."

We tried to poison you. We tried to poison you because you’re an insane, degenerate piece of filth and you deserve to die.

Season 2, Episode 2

Jesse: And why’d you go and tell her I was selling you weed?

Walt: Because somehow it seemed preferable to admitting I cook crystal meth and killed a man.

(episode 1.02: Cat's in the Bag)

"I'm sorry, what were you asking me? Oh, yes, that stupid plastic container I asked you to buy. You see, hydrofluoric acid won't eat through plastic, it will however dissolve metal, rock, glass, ceramic. SO THERE'S THAT."
- Walt
(episode 1.02: Cat's in the Bag)

I have a few ones,

"F*** you, and your eyebrows!

Season 1 Episode 1

Jesse Pinkman: I get it now, that's why your doing all this, you want to make some cash for your people before you check out.
Walter H. White: You got a problem with that?

Season 1 Episode 6

You Don't need a criminal attorney, you need a CRIMINAL attorney.

White: To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt.

Season1 episode1

"My wife is seven months pregnant with a baby we didn't intend. My fifteen-year old son has cerebral palsy. I am an extremely overqualified high school chemistry teacher. When I can work, I make $43,700 per year. I have watched all of my colleagues and friends surpass me in every way imaginable. And within eighteen months, I will be dead. And you ask why I ran?"

when he is drunk by the pool and is talking to Hank

"My son, MY bottle, MY HOUSE!"

"You brought a meth lab to the airport?!"
Season 2, Episode 9

S2-E4 Down.

"what is wrong with you... why are you blue??"

"Help me understand the math ok, I gave you one pound correct? You and I split 2000$ per ounce, 1000$ each. One pound thats sixteen ounces, sixteen ounces should meant to be 16 000$. Sixteen not Fifteen!!"

LMAO

-Walter White (season two)

Walt to Jesse;

"You are a blow fish."

My bad
Season2 episode7
Walt to Jesse:
"You are a blow fish"

I'm a blowFISH!

"Stay out of my territory."

Amazing end from Over - Season 2

I think my very favorite quote from Walt was in the Pilot episode, when Jesse asks Walt why he wants to cook meth with him and Walt says, "I am awake."

Before this, my opinion of Walt was that he was a chump and a loser, just blundering along. But with those words, he sealed his fate as a tragic figure and a very human being. Love and despair (from me) in the same instant.

"When I got my diagnosis — cancer — I said to myself, you know...'Why me?' And then... the other day when I got the good news... I said the same thing."

"so your thinking was i would have a lock pick up my ass." this was a quote from Walter White in a minisode i dont know which episode the scene was in i never caught it in a episode. Badger whent to help Walter get into a garage that was locked with 40,000 in a vacuum cleaner. Badger did not bring a lock pick because his partner in jail always had a lock pick up his ass and Badger asked do you have a lock pick. The funniest thing was at the end of the minisode Badger says maybe the key is under the matt, Walter starts to walk away and badger looks under the matt to find the key. This minsode is the best scene i ever saw the creators of this show seem to be experts at making stressfull situations funny. Another good quote from Walter was "Fuck you and your eyebrows" when he quite his job at the carwash.

"We are going to make a good product that does what it is supposed to as advertised no imulsiphiers no backing powder no bleach no chile powder." this was in the junk yard before they were going to meet with Tuko.

season 1 Gray matter. I didn't choose to get cancer but I can choose how I want to die.

season 1 no rough-stuff deal . give me all of it. Seventy thousand

season 1 no rough-stuff deal. (after having sex in the parking lot. (Skyler) wow where did that come from. (Walt) cause its illegal. what we were doing on school property we just broke the law

season 1 no rough-stuff deal. (after having sex in the parking lot. kinda nice huh maybe criminals have the best sex

Jesse look at me, you are a blowfish.

"So there's that!"

Spoken in several episodes with calm sarcasm and subtle seriousness along with Walt White/Heisenberg sideways eye glances and his very slight smirk expression.

.

So there's that!

You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.
Season 1 Episode 6

Fulminated mercury, a little tweak of chemistry.

Season 2, Episode 5 "Breakage"

Walt, upon seeing Jessie's "new" car for the first time:

"I'm guessing this one doesn't bounce."

The shit you cook is shit.

"My product is the purest on the market!"