Got a Favorite Skyler Quote? Let Us Know and Win Breaking Bad Swag!
You've seen all the sights -- the plane crashes, the bodies in tubs, the ATM machines -- but what about the dialogue? Breaking Bad has no shortage of notable quotables, not the least of which belong to Walt's dutiful (if suspicious) wife Skyler.
What are your favorite Skylerisms from the first and second seasons? Let us know in the comments section (along with the season and episode it came from), and you'll be entered in a random drawing to win Breaking Bad swag like hats and magnets. In addition, your entries could end up being saved for posterity on the Breaking Bad site.
In the coming weeks, we'll be asking you for input on all your favorite characters, so keep a sharp ear tuned in to the episodes, and write down all the one-liners that fly your way!
Skyler had been ticked at Walt for sometime, and was a little suspicious of him turning up naked in a convenience store. Walt finds Skyler's crumpled Camels in the toilet and confronts her. He says, "Perhaps you know something about these." Skyler replies acidly," Perhaps...Then again perhaps I don't, Walt. Perhaps I smoked them in a fugue state". (Season 2, episode 5)
Liz - Nice avatar you have there.
I don't remember the whole quote, but I love when she talks about Walt preparing "obvious, desperate breakfasts" in order to butter her up. Totally genius!!!
Hank drops by Walt and Skyler's home on a a sympathy mission, to get Skyler to talk with Marie. Here is just a short portion of this beautiful dialogue between Hank and Sky. - "But, Ooooooh, I see, now I'm supposed to go Hank Please what can I possibly do to further benefit my Spoiled, Kleptomaniac, Bitch Sister? Who some how always manages to be the center of attention. Cause God knows, she's the one with the really Important problems." - Skyler sobs and Hank moves in and gives her that little hug, while trying to respect Skyler's personal space and say follows up with. - "You want me to take a look at that Utility Closet?" - Absolute Perfection....
Skyler goes to interview at Beneke's office, and the secretary clearly gives her a judgmental once-over for applying to work in such a pregnant state. Anna Gunn responds with perfect zing.
Skyler: "I had a big lunch."
Season 1 Ep2
Skylar confronts Jesse at his house and tells him to stop selling her husband marijuana.
Jesse says,"No more marijuana ...I can dig it."
Sklar says,"You can dig it....,wonderful."
Season1 Ep2
Skylar's reaction to Jesse's myShout page.
"Milf's?" "The hell is a Milf?"
"My name is Skylar White, yo. My husband is Walter White, yo."
Season 1 Episode 2
To Jesse
Perhaps you should look into another line of work?
Walt, is that youuuu?
When Walt confronts Skylar about the cigarettes in the toilet, and she says, "Maybe I was in a fugue state when I smoked them...." and then she kinda just smirks at him.
Episode 2. Walter: "I'm sorry, what were you asking me? Oh, yes, that stupid plastic container I asked you to buy. You see, hydrofluoric acid won't eat through plastic. It will, however, dissolve metal, rock, glass, ceramic. So there's that."
Hey Hey Hey, what are you doing talking to my client without me present youuuu sneaky pete.
DON'T...sell marijuana to my husband.
DON'T...sell marijuana to my husband.
Season 1 episode 2, "The Cat's in the Bag..."
"Guess we didn't get the beige memo."
Season 1, episode 5 'Grey Matter'
Looks like ChefShock picked the same one as me...
"Jesus, I guess we didn't get the beige memo!"
Season 1, episode 5 'Grey Matter'
"Whatever it is, I’m afraid to know."
(In response to Walt asking her to stay if he tells her everything)
Season 2, eposide 13 'ABQ'