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Got a Favorite Marie Quote? Let Us Know and Win Breaking Bad Swag!

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You've seen all the sights -- the plane crashes, the bodies in tubs, the ATM machines -- but what about the dialogue? Breaking Bad has no shortage of notable quotables, not the least of which belong to Walt's chatty sister-in-law, Marie Schrader.

What are your favorite Marieisms from the first and second seasons? Let us know in the comments section (along with the season and episode it came from), and you'll be entered in a random drawing to win Breaking Bad swag like hats and magnets. In addition, your entries could end up being saved for posterity on the Breaking Bad site.

In the coming weeks, we'll be asking you for input on all your favorite characters, so keep a sharp ear tuned in to the episodes, and write down all the one-liners that fly your way!

Posted by Clayton Neuman
September 10, 2009 12:00pm


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By Hank Jr. on September 10, 2009 1:38 PM

Season 2, episode 5 Breakage. Maria to Hank "Let me get this straight. You call in sick the day after receiving a long awaited, career boosting promotion so you can play Oktoberfest in your man cave."

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By R.W. on September 10, 2009 5:17 PM

Hank Jr. - You beat me to it...

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By R.W. on September 10, 2009 5:40 PM

Season 2 - episode 2 "Grilled". Marie and Sky are in Marie's purple VW Bug, they are posting Walt's Missing Posters. Marie adjusts the rear view mirror and turns their focus from Walt, back on to her own insecurities. Marie is in denial complete mode and says: "Ok on this Tiara thing, I just find it bewildering that". Skyler in turn shuts down the conversation with: "Marie not now" and gives her that look. Classic Marie...

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By R.W. on September 10, 2009 5:43 PM

She's not just a Klepto, she's Insane...

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By Hank Jr. on September 11, 2009 2:43 AM

Kudos R.W. - Usually you beat me to the punch (spiked as it may be)!

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By R.W. on September 11, 2009 9:01 AM

Hank Jr. - To barrow a quote from diksee: "Great Minds run in the same direction".

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By Osterzone on September 11, 2009 10:28 PM

"Maybe Walt's addicted to the pot and he owes his drug dealer a lot of money."

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By kevin c on September 12, 2009 3:20 PM

From "Grilled" Season 2-Episode 2 "Chemotherapy and marijuana go together like apple pie and Chevrolet" Same episode, same scene when Hank says "I'm tellin' ya, we're graspin' at straws here" Marie: "Then GRASP"

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By a3r0 on September 13, 2009 1:37 AM

Season 2, episode 5 when her and Skyler are talking in the kitchen about the shoplifting:

Skyler: "Did you really think it was all just neatly going to go away?"

Marie: "Well, if you hadn't tried to return it..."

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By Lindas555 on September 15, 2009 8:08 PM

Thanks for reminding me of Marie's line about the tiara, a3r0! That quote certainly implies Marie's complete denial of her problem and tries to throw the blame back into Skyler's face...unbelievable, wasn't it? LOL

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By Lindas555 on September 15, 2009 8:12 PM

I love that quote about the Octoberfest too, Hank!(one of my favorites coming from Marie) ....thanks for the memories....LOL

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By Liz on September 17, 2009 8:14 AM

Marie to Hank, with that look of complete disgust:
"DON'T tell me to relax, ya know I hate that!"
Season 2, episode 5.

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By leez34 on September 24, 2009 12:28 PM

Well, if you hadn't tried to return it...

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By leez34 on September 24, 2009 12:45 PM

Well, if you hadn't tried to return it...

Season 2 episode 5, "Breakage"

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By Blue Runner on October 9, 2009 5:16 AM

Season 2 Episode 12
" Hank it's only a breast."
Same scene
"Why don't we ever get Chinese?"

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By Cancer Man on October 16, 2009 5:48 PM

"I mean, he was naked...naked in a supermarket. It wasn’t Whole Foods, was it?"

Season 2, episode 3 'Bit By a Dead Bee'