Hank's Blog - Kicking Cancer's Ass
It's been a little while since I updated all of you faithful blog readers about my brother-in-law and his health issues. But first, I gotta take a moment and say you guys are the best. (Or, possibly, possessing just a little too much free time. Just kidding -- you're the best.) The response to this little blog of mine has blown me away. I had no idea so many people read these things, much less would want to read mine. Of course, I have always been a popular guy. Everybody wants a piece of the Hankster! Nah, just messing with you. Well, not really, but I don't want anyone thinking Gomie's right when he says that my head's getting too big to fit through the door.
Anyway, this entry is not about me. It's about my brother-in-law Walt, who is also an interesting person... or so I've been told. Ha, I'm just busting his balls a bit since he got some good news the other day. Gotta give him some shit, right?
Walt had a big chest scan -- my wife is adamant that I mention the kind of scan he got, so it's a PET-CT scan. She does these things every day at her job. She's the resident Kleinman radiology genius in all things scanning. There, happy Baby? Anyway, it's like a PET scan and a Cat scan combined. By the way, what is it with all the animal references? Will he have to take a Dog scan next? Maybe a little Hamster scan. (Betcha Richard Gere's had one of those. Ha! No wait, that was a gerbil. My bad.)
Walt got the results the other day and, drum roll... he's had an 80% tumor shrinkage. Eighty effing percent! I never thought I'd be so happy to hear the word "shrinkage," if you know what I mean. I never knew the guy had it in him, but he freaking kicked that cancer's ass. He's like Godzilla, stomping all over Tokyo.
He's still got the damn disease, but everyone's got some hope now. My nephew gets to keep his dad around for a while. And my soon-to-be-born niece gets to spend some time with the old guy. That is, if Sky ever drops that kid. Jeez... it's like the longest pregnancy ever. I think my sister-in-law may be about yea close to going totally ball-chopping psycho if she doesn't have that baby soon. She's gonna birth a five year old at this rate. At least there won't be any diapers to change.
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Hey Big guy, Thats Great news about Walt. I dont mean to change the subject, well yes maybe I do. What is the Status of the Hankster Bobble Head/Action Figure? Man, you of all the Players should be Honored with your very own Bobble Head figure. I mean with that Big Ol chrome dome of yours and all. Might I suggest that if you do a Figure that you have open hands grip, so you can choke the Shit out some of the Bad guys or get a grip on that Glock. While I'm on the subject of Bobble Heads, you might also do one for Jane's character. She of course would be done up as a classic Black Leather clad Dominatrix w/ optional riding crop and other playful accessories. So what do you think there Big guy?
Let me tell you...that scene in the Doctors office, had all of us cheering! It was wonderfully & as usual, so realistically acted! Great job!
And, yes, Hank...we love your blogs! You have quite the close following here! (Well, while maintaining a respectable distance...any closer & you'd have a few heads up yer ass...LOL! Kidding!! Just kidding!)
Speaking of animals, hamsters & gerbils...I hear there's a pretty nifty donkey show, in Tijuana ...
"She's gonna birth a five year old at this rate".....hahahahahah you crack me up Hank!!!!
I'm with R.W.! I'm still whining for an action figure doll of you Hankie! Please, please, please, please, please, please.......c'mon Hank, talk to AMC. Some women out here want you!
What up, Hank! How close are you to catching up to the notorious Heisenberg?!
Hank!! Walt is Hisenburg!!
Your right Hank, most have to much time on their hands. Is it because we love or worship you is why we read your blog. No, its because we want to know how close you are to busting us having to much time on our hands... So, have you decided how much of a cut your going to want from Jesse and Walt to keep them out of prison... Oh, that's right you haven't been able to catch them yet have you. Your doing a great job on the series Dean. Thank you for the entertainment of not only the show, but your blog...
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Dude's since the first episode it has been a heck of a ride, just keep it up , i mean it,, you all
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u kick ass plain and simple the turtle seen.. freakin amazing!
lol...
"if Sky ever drops that kid. Jeez.."
Skyler is the next Bonnie Swanson.
You are great in the role as Hank. My husband really likes the part you play. Actually, as tough as Hank is, he is really good hearted. (Like the way hugged Skyler when she was crying and asked her if he could take a look at the water heater.) Your Hank is a lot more gentle and sensitive on the inside than he is on the out, which is just one reason he is having chest pains. I think Hank's a sweetie. Please don't let him have a heart attack. He is a prime candidate. And by the way, I think Hank is going to have a hand in somehow helping Walt by either destroying or hiding evidence. Hank is very smart, and he's going to be on to Walt very soon. (Please contine this blog, it's hilarious)