Hank's Blog - It's About Freaking Time
So it looks like my sister-in-law, who I'd started to think was gestating an elephant, may be put out of her misery soon. Just got a call from my wife -- apparently that baby decided to be born sometime before the next decade. Way to go little girl! Your Uncle Hank is ready to scare the living crap out of any schmuckface boys who come courting.
We're trying to reach my brother-in-law right now, but Sky's on her way to the hospital, ready to push that sucker out. Thank God I will never know exactly what that feels like. I know this putz who's actually jealous of womens' ability to give birth. Ha! Yeah, I can safely say I've never wanted to, you know, basically crap a baby. Jesus, it takes all kinds I guess. Anyway, better run... everyone's been called in for the blessed event. I'll be the one handing out cigars in the waiting room... far, far, far away from the miracle of birth.
LMAO!! Whether you like it...or, NOT...I'm gonna fill ya in! ;) You'll just have to suffer through this agony, while I explain! LOL LOL LOL!!
Imagine, not sh!tting, for a whole week...
When you finally have taken enough Ex-Lax, or, let off enough TNT, to blast it all out...
You'll discover, that your Anal Oriface, is'nt quite ready, to crap out a turd, the size of a football!!! (Even though, it's been autographed, by your favorite Quarterback, PLUS the whole Super Bowl team!)
Also, note that I did'nt cut you any slack, and, use your favorite sport, of Golf! The Golf ball will NOT inflict the similar pain!!!
After much agonizing straining...WITH an audience, I might add...
You've finally managed, the impossible!!! Think of it, as, "A camel, through the eye of a needle".
Congratulations!!! =)
What'd you name your new little "bundle of joy?!?" Bwa ha ha ha!!! >:)
The big bad DEA agent has nothing better to blog about than the birthing of a child, that's sad... With only two episodes left in the season and many stones yet to be unturned you sit at your computer and babble baby talk. Heisenberg has no fear of ever being caught so long as Hank's on the job. Dean, I think your portrayal of Hank is truly outstanding and that your work is by fans and will by others be recognized for years to come. Thank you for the entertainment you have provided in Breaking Bad...
Hank,
there is a extra cup of pudding waiting for you in Grants ;)
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i just wanted to say you are Bad Azz "Flint" and you rock man and you should have kept the $16000 dollars from jesses' drug bust, and when are u going back to work in el paso, you showed them over there, they started with jokes and it ended serious.peace, oh and did you and Tuco Salamanca ever hang out off stage, my email is : purewriting@hotmail.com
i just wanted to say you are Bad Azz "Flint" and you rock man and you should have kept the $16000 dollars from jesses' drug bust, and when are u going back to work in el paso, you showed them over there, they started with jokes and it ended serious.peace, oh and did you and Tuco Salamanca ever hang out off stage, my email is : purewriting@hotmail.com
i just wanted to say you are Bad Azz "Flint" and you rock man and you should have kept the $16000 dollars from jesses' drug bust, and when are u going back to work in el paso, you showed them over there, they started with jokes and it ended serious.peace, oh and did you and Tuco Salamanca ever hang out off stage, my email is : purewriting@hotmail.com
i just wanted to say you are Bad Azz "Flint" and you rock man and you should have kept the $16000 dollars from jesses' drug bust, and when are u going back to work in el paso, you showed them over there, they started with jokes and it ended serious.peace, oh and did you and Tuco Salamanca ever hang out off stage, my email is : purewriting@hotmail.com
I think Skyler is just gorgeous!!
Hank your the man, just stay away from turtles. LOL