Hank's Blog - Win a Schraderbrau T-Shirt!
I don't think I've talked about this yet, but I am in the art of beer brewing. I don't want to overstate my skills here, but I brew a mean product. I'm working on this year's batch now, and despite some issues, I think it's gonna be a championship year for the Hankster. I gotta say, there's nothing like kicking back and enjoying a cold bottle of Schraderbrau -- brewed to silky perfection!
I'd love to be able to give all of you a taste of this fine, fine beverage, but shipping beer opens up a whole mess of legal crap I don't want to get into. Permits and state regulations -- it makes my head hurt. But, I got some sweet Schraderbrau t-shirts printed up (gotta build the brand). I'm thinking I can send a few of these out to some of you loyal commenters.
Let's make it a little interesting: Although Schraderbrau has a very kick-ass slogan now, I'm interested to see what some of you guys can come up with. Leave a slogan in the comments for my excellent home-brewed libation and you'll be entered to win a genuine Schraderbrau shirt.
And just so no one gets their feelings hurt if I don't pick their slogan -- I'm gonna draw winners at random. I know how sensitive some people can get (that's what HR keeps telling me anyway). Good luck and no crying!
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Schraderbrau - It's DEAlicious!
Schraderbrau-Don't steal it!
Schraderbrau-The Fail Ale!
Schraderbrau- It's going down at the Ivory Swallow!
Schraderbrau- Yeast Activated!
Schraderbrau: A beer this good doesn't need a slogan.
Ohhhhhhh a T shirt!
I think I like the idea of Hank face on my bust.
Sorry, Marie, just offering up the kind of humor I know your man loves.
Lets see what I got here...
Got a Hankering for a smooth brew?
Pop a cap on Schraderbrau!
Schraderbrau> So good you'll blow your top!
Here are a few:
1. The More I Drink, The Better You Look
2. Schraderbrau - Does A Body Good
3. Schraderbrau - Beer Me
4. Schraderbrau - Heals All Wounds
Schraderbrau - So what if it's eleven in the morning
Schraderbrau - The experience of Oktoberfest in a bottle
Schraderbrau - No man cave is complete without it
Schraderbrau - disregard the glass shards.
Schraderbrau - It's What's for Dinner
Schrderbrau - Only the Strong Survive
Schraderbrau - I got your "Gray Matter" - Right Here !
Schraderbrau - A Little Tweak of Chemistry
Schraderbrau-Better Than Bud
Schraderbrau-So good you'll slap your Teo
Shraderbrau-Who needs hair?
Schraderbrau - Brewed in the ABQ just for you!
Schraderbrau - Not some pansy ass beer!
Schraderbrau: When you've got a Hankering for refreshment.
Shraderbrau -- Cures Black Eyes and Syphilis
Schraderbrau - Livin' la vida loca!
Schraderbrau-The drug of CHOICE
Schraderbrau - good for the grill
Schraderbrau -- More natural than Shania Twian
Schraderbrau. Always the right choice
Where is your Schraderbrau?
Schraderbrau... the meaning of life..
Schraderbrau. When only the best will do.
If there is a will, there is a Schraderbrau.
Think positive, think Schraderbrau.
Schraderbrau - for the shark in you
Schraderbrau - Buy it, so my wife won't give me $hit about the time I spend brewing it!
Schraderbrau- Always gets its man.
Schraderbrau - God, please.... give me a shirt
Schraderbrau- Pop one before it pops you.
Schraderbrau--Good Enough
Schraderbrau - Wanna brew?
Schraderbrau: The OTHER drug!
Schraderbrau - Feels like a .20 gauge blast to your face with a hint of chili powder!
Shraderbrau: The grill beer!
Schraderbrau- Man, that's some cold shit.
Schraderbrau--Better Than Average Fermented Piss Water
Shraderbrau: Helping you stay up nights.
Schraderbrau-You may want to dial 911, a beer this good must be illegal!
Schraderbrau - Tuko would've loved it, if I hadn't capped him between the eyes...
Schraderbrau- By the bad-ass, fot the bad-ass.
Shraderbrau: Fill your grill.
Schraderbrau--
[insert catchy slogan here
pick me to win shirt
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PROFIT]
Schraderbrau: DING!
Schraderbrau - Eish bein eine Braumiester
Shraderbrau: You can't cook yours like this.
Schraderbrau- Just shut up and drink it.
Schraderbrau: The Best Head You'll Ever Get
Schraderbrau- It's 10% ABV!
Schraderbrau- Nothing else matters.
Schraderbrau - It's even harder to say when your drunk
Schraderbrau - Not (Breaking) Bad!
Schraderbrau- Wanna fight about it?
Schraderbrau - Because Liver is Evil and must be Punished
Schraderbrau- W.W.J.D. (What Would Jesse Drink)
Schraderbrau: No flasks required.
Schraderbrau: Takes the edge off.
Schraderbrau - RV home cooked!
Schraderbrau-MY drug of CHOICE
Schraderbrau - Drink it or go to jail
Schraderbrau: It's legal unlike meth!
Schraderbrau- The only good thing happening.
Official Contest: "Win a Grill". Schraderbrau is pleased to announce that one lucky drinker will win their very own, slightly used, 'grill'. Contest open to anyone willing to drink Schraderbrau. To enter, just drink a bottle of Shraderbrau. If you hear a clanking noise, you win!
Official Beer of the Tri-State Border Interdiction Task Force.
Stopping Panic Attacks since 2006.
The beer to have when you're having a panic attack.
Make the world go away with Schraderbrau!
Schraderbrau- Man Cave Brewed, DEA Approved.
When nothing wlse goes right, have a Schraderbrau!
Schraderbrau - the one with the "pop" top
Schraderbrau- Beats the hell outta calculus homework...
Schraderbrau for your schadenfreude.
Schrader-ific!
Schrader-licious!
When You Have a Hankering for a Silky Smooth Head -- Reach for Schraderbrau
Hank in a Bottle
Schraderbrau- It's damn good beer, Jackass...
Schraderbrau - Dissolves metal, glass & ceramics
Schraderbrau - Heisenberg approved!
Schraderbrau- Side Effects: Blurred vision, slurred speech, and the undeniable urge to pop a cap in someone's ass.
Schraderbrau - The bere for dyslexics
Beer - it's what's for dinner (and breakfast, and lunch)
schraderbrau: the smoothest head
Schraderbrau - New Mexico's Finest
schraderbrau: you'll piss like a race horse
Schraderbrau - Top popping fresh!
Schraderbrau - Hanky Spanky Goodness!
Schraderbrau - Better than a Bullet
Schraderbrau - The Enforcer
Schraderbrau - The other white meat
Schraderbrau - Straight from the ABQ & into you!
Schraderbrau - Come get some!
Schraderbrau - So manly, my wife won't steal it!
Schraderbrau - Drink 'till she's pretty!
Schraderbrau - Crank some Hank!
Schraderbrau - Killer Suds, for Killer Buds!
Schraderbrau - "Chemistry at its FINEST"
Schraderbrau - "Drunken Chemistry at its FINEST"
Schraderbrau - "Chemistry at its FINEST - Drunk"
Schraderbrau - "More pure than a Chemist could brew"
Schraderbrau - "Brewed to Molecular Perfection"
Schraderbrau - "Molecularly Brewed Perfection"
Schraderbrau - "SChemistry with a taste of Raderbrau - Whatever the hell that is..."
Schraderbrau - Spank some Hank!
Schraderbrau - If your lonely, it's your one and only!
Schraderbrau - So Fine, it will Blow your Mind
Schraderbrau - Because Men have Needs
Schraderbrau - Chrome Dome Delicious!
Schraderbrau - When in doubt, Whip One Out!
Schraderbrau - OMFG, It's good!
Schraderbrau - goes down smoother than a midnight no-knock raid!
-Tuco would have killed for a Schraderbrau.
-Schraderbrau-it beats the talking pillow!
-Schraderbrau-better than a Wendy.
-Schraderbrau-not another gateway drug.
Schraderbrau - "The Boys from Juarez Can't be Wrong"
Schraderbrau - "Now with Methylamine"
Schraderbrau - "When You Need to Piss Like a Racehorse"
Schraderbrau - "Even Makes Wendy Attractive"
Schraderbrau - "Don't Try to Return It"
Schraderbrau - "Tuggie for a Chuggie?"
Schraderbrau - "More Kick than a 9 mill"
Schraderbrau - "Mesquite Aged"
Schraderbrau - Kicking Ass and Taking Names
Schraderbrau - Because we lost the drug war of the 1920s
Schraderbrau - Good to the last "pop"!
Schraderbrau: The Kingpin of Beers - Taking One Down Truly Satisfies
Schraderbrau:It Goes Down
Schraderbrau:True Brew
Schraderbrau: Most Wanted
Schraderbrau: from my mancave to yours.
Schraderbrau: so good it can't be legal.
Schraderbrau: why wendy gives windys.
Schraderbrau: Hops for the hopped up
Schraderbrau: Legal to Traffic
Schraderbrau: Offend Repeatedly
Schraderbrau: It's better than meth!
Schraderbrau: Better than turkey bacon
Schraderbrau: For the Rowdy Sheeter in You
Schraderbrau: Drinking and Driving Made Cool.
Schraderbrau-Stick em up!
Schraderbrau - Come to the Darkside
Schraderbrau - It'll Relieve All Your Problems
Schraderbrau - Holier Than Thou
Schraderbrau: In Heaven There is No Beer, That's Why We Drink it Here.
Schraderbrau: So Good You'll Want to Piss It Out and Drink It Again!
Schraderbrau: Go ahead...pop a cap!
Schraderbrau: Two More and I'm Attractive
SIT DOWN!!!!!!
SHUT UP!!!!!!
DRINK MY DAMN BEER!!!!!!
Schraderbrau: living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Schraderbrau: The Tears of God
Schraderbrau: Miss Storm is naked and needs a shirt. A Schraderbrau shirt.
Schraderbrau: The best beer you'll never drink!
Schraderbrau: Taste the Sandias
Schraderbrau: So good it should be illegal
Schraderbrau-
You'll piss like a race horse!
Schraderbrau Bad Brew
Shrader's is better!
Schraderbrau- For when the going gets tough; the tough reach for a Schraderbrau!
Brewed for toughness.
Schraderbrau- makes all others get in line
Schraderbrau: Asskick'n in a bottle
Schraderbrau: Deporting you strait to drunkville
Schraderbrau: Making my wife hot since day 1.
Schraderbrau - Sit and spin!
Schraderbrau - Can never be TUCO-ld !
Schraderbrau - Shit, Shower, Schraderbrau ...
Schraderbrau--Surgeon General's Warning: Induces Second, Even Manlier, Puberty
Schraderbrau - Salzburger bier - True Choice of Generation X
Schraderbrau***************************
The Next Nobel Prize
Schraderbrau: The Court Jester of Beers
Locked and Loaded!
Schraderbrau: The Cheap Champagne of Bottled Beers
Schraderbrau: Your escape from The Land of Entrapment.
(New Mexico's slogan is "The Land of Enchantment, but we call it "the land of Entrapment" because it's hard to move away successfully.)
Schraderbrau: It's grrrr-gsdghl *vomit*
Schraderbrau: Goes Down Cold, Comes Up Smooth!
Schraderbrau: Because You're Sober
Schraderbrau - Waking up on your stomach, With you ass hurting.
Schraderbrau - For striking your wife, when you hand just isn't enough
Schraderbrau - because the cigarette isn't good enough when your 7 months pregnant.
Schraderbrau Brew - For the Nazi in you.
DBAA: Drink Schraderbrau!
Schraderbrau - it'll pop a cap in your ass
StormusMaximus - Jeebus H. Christus how many times are you going to post ?
Schraderbrau--shoot off a cap and chug it down...
Schraderbrau--official drink of the DEA
Schraderbrau--that smooth easy taste to wash down the blue
Schraderbrau--Tuco endorsed DEA Approved
Schraderbrau - the finest prison hooch made from the finest prison-grade ingredients
hsjpatman - I just really want to win that shirt. Trying to increase my chances of being randomly selected. Do my entries really suck that bad?
Schraderbrau- it's Explosive!
Schraderbrau - Mi Cerveza Tipo
Schraderbrau - Makes your tio soil himself happy.
How about, "Tuco Light, the Champaign of bottled beers?"
-Albqkid
Schraderbrau: Good for what ALES you.
Schraderbrau - Makes dissolving your drug dealers in acid a real bloody mess.
Schraderbrau - A wet dream in a bottle
Schraderbrau - A little taste of heaven...without actually dying
Schraderbrau - Gets your motor runnin'
Pop a cap of Schraderbrau!
Schraderbrau... Breaking Bad brew into your grill!
Schraderbrau: D.E.A.
Drink Excellent Alcohol
Schraderbrau-What Gay Bar?
Schraderbrau-The Original Panty Dropper.
Schraderbrau: D.E.A.
Drink Every Afternoon
Schraderbrau - Now that's good beer.
Schraderbrau--So good my wife steals it.
Schraderbrau...
Tuco Down Easy!
Schraderbrau - Better than that crap you're drinkin'.
Schraderbrau - Even makes my wife look good!
Schraderbrau - Damn. Good. Beer.
StormusMaximus - I am pretty sure it doesn't work that way. I think you are entered to win only once and then a winner is randomly selected. "Leave a slogan in the comments for my excellent home-brewed libation and you'll be entered to win a genuine Schraderbrau shirt." And no, your entries don't suck that bad. BTW, totally off topic, are you a librarian ? If so you've got my vote for #1 LILF
LOL hsjpatman... I am actually an engineer, though I am often mistaken for a librarian. But that's fine with me. Also, I was bored today and in the mood for booze slogan generating. I really like some of the ones I've been reading like jdough's "What Gay Bar?" and Captain Cook's "Better Than That Crap You're Drinkin'."
StormusMaximus - This ones for you
Schraderbrau - The Engineer of Beer
Walt's Malt
It's UNANIMOUS-It's SCHRADERBRAU!!!
it was in one of the mini episodes hank was drunk before the wedding, night of the batchler party.
Schraderbrau - No Warrant Needed
Schraderbrau - Hits the Target
Schraderbrau - Crystal Clear, Always Smooth
The brew the criminals eschew
Schraderbrau - The only beer that makes meth freaks look good!
Schraderbrau - Now you have something to look forward to
Schraderbrau - Kick Ass Hard Art Brew
Schraderbrau: Don't quit your day job.
Schraderbrau made by the E.nforcer Remember Criminals you can run but you cannot hide.Lets enjoy some of my cool brew my friends.
Schraderbrau... even makes the punks feel lucky.
Anyone get that?
Schraderbrau - Doesn't taste like home brew
That T-Shirt is all kinds of awesome. :D
Schraderbrau - Fugue state in a bottle!
Schraderbrau - What you've been wading (the Rio Grande) for!
[Disclaimer: I am South America, so there is no insensitivity here]
Schraderbrau. A work of ART
Polly wants a Schraderbrau !
Schraderbrau. The ultimate ale, for the ultimate male.
Schraderbrau, so good it will make your hair fall out!
Schraderbrau, get a "Hank"erin for some good brew.
Schraderbrau - "The Schradernator will get you sooner or later."
Suck on this! Schraderbrau...
Schraderbrau - "Better than the blue."
Schraderbrau - DelEctAble
Schraderbrau - Like a shot to the head.
Schraderbrau - Brewed from the Tail of the Comet
Schraderbrau - A Taste of Your Own DNA
Schraderbrau - "Damn!"
Schraderbrau - I'm buying!
Schraderbrau - the bald man's brew...
SchraderBräu: It'll knock your teeth out.
Schraderbrau - Via con Dios.
Schraderbrau - Killer brew, Dog.
Schraderbrau - Made with good, clean ABQ water!
Schraderbrau - Awesomely good beer.
Schraderbrau Beer-"To brew and serve"
Schraderbrau - Drink up before the bottle explodes!
Schrderbrau, It's so good we can't keep it in the bottle!
Schraderbrau - From the man of enchantment
Schraderbrau - Because Montezuma wants his revenge!
Schraderbrau - From the land of enchantment
Schraderbrau - This aint friggin Twin Peaks so try it already
Schraderbrau - All Hank and No Stank
Schraderbrau - Hank without the stank
Schraderbrau - Chemotherapy in a bottle
Schraderbrau - Because only God makes testosterone
Schraderbrau - Enjoy that silky smooth, crystal clear ride.
Schraderbrau - Launder your money with it
Schraderbrau - Don't worry the alcohol killed all the sperm
Schraderbrau - Makes You Wanna Bust A Cap!
Schraderbrau - Man Beer.
Hope this product will be on your site to buy (and another color option). What a crack up! Go Hank!
"Yo Quiero Schraderbrau"
Schraderbrau - "It might be blue, but its the Bomb"!
Schaderbrau - No Chili P required
Schraderbrau - No drama, its just Kick-Ass Beer!
Schaderbrau...
Get A Little Excitement In Your Life!!!
Schraderbrau - It must be damn good if I'm wearing this ugly shirt!
Schraderbrau - So good you'll want to slap your Monkey!
Schraderbrau - This aint no Frickin Yuppie Micro-brew!
Schraderbrau Beer: "To brew and serve."
Schraderbrau- Get You Some
SCHRADERBRAU-
Ante up!
Schraderbrau-Better than an armpit
Schraderbrau-Easier to drink than spell
Schraderbrau-Puts the E.R. in beer
Schraderbrau-Touche
Schraderbrau-Bollocks
Schraderbrau-You'll wish your glass was half empty
Schraderbrau-Can't even give it away
Schraderbrau-Get sick quicker
geschmackvoll, garage style.
Schraderbrau - Brewed with a passion for Quantity
Who's having a panic attack now?
Schraderbrau - Keep Away From Open Flame
Schraderbrau-My shit stinks
Schraderbrau-Vomiting 24-7
Schraderbrau- 60% of the time it works every time.
Schraderbrau-My shit's F'd up!
Schraderbrau-Call me Deacon Blues
Schraderbrau-Somebody stop me!
You know how you got that patented look you give?
Like the one you kept giving Jesse while interrogation.
Like the one you gave Walt at the hospital?
Like the one you made just before you shot grill boy?
Keep a straighter brow,
drink Schraderbrau !
You'll keep a straighter brow
drink Schraderbrau !
It will keep your brow straighter,
Drink Schraderbrau !
Drink it Now !
For a straighter brow, Drink Schraderbrau Now !!
Schraderbrau-You can't handle the truth
Schraderbrau-The yeast shall set you free
Schraderbrau-Ralph
Schraderbrau-Really?
Schraderbrau: "You'll be ******' fat bitches in no time!"
Schraderbrau - "The Brew that's BLUE!!"
"The TONIC for your CHRONIC!!"
Heisenberg is certain about one thing only- Schraderbrau!
Schraderbrau- bound to make Heisenberg certain of something.
Heisenberg! says.. "Schraderbrau? Certainly!"
Schraderbrau- Don't break it.
"Give up the BUDS and pass the SUDS!!"
"Don't Go To JAIL, Just Drink My ALE!!" - Hank
Schraderbrau - AKA pain go bye bye juice
Schraderbrau - after a couple of these, you'll need a bump of the blue
Trinken Schraderbrau, das ist gut!
The best TV beer you can get!
That's what I'm talking about!
Brazen, Macho, Course
Damn, Straight!
Schraderbrau - Better than Milwaukee's BEAST
Schraderbrau - Feast on the Yeast!
It'll put a tear in your eye
*Caution: may contain unrendered onion parts.
Schraderbrau-60% of the time it works every time.
Schraderbrau - It will KICK YO ASS
Schraderbrau...It will knock your dick stiff !!!!!
Schraderbrau -- D.B.A.A.
Schraderbrau -- Pop A Cap!
We all have too many unused brain cells. Thin the herd with Schraderbrau!
Here's one !
Schraderbrau........
Stormusmaximus!!
Schraderbrau's....privately brewed lager......
for the New Mexican in you....
SCHRADERBRAU~ THE BEER THAT MADE ALBUQUERQUE FAMOUS
SCHRADERBRAU BEER~ From the Land of Sky Blue Crystal Meth
YES, the beer is the same color as this shirt, WHAT ABOUT IT?
Schraderbrau - American made, Deutschbag endorsed
"Yo" Hank;
Try this on for size:
Schraderbrau - "Breaking the Bad out of Beer"
Original ehh?
Your fan,
Vinnie
T.O, Canada (Beer Capital of the World):
Schraderbrau kicks ass, if it don't, Hank will
Schraderbrau - Yummy!
Hank is the man, man!
Schraderbrau-The only brew to ever kick Chuck Norris' ass!
Schraderbrau for Then and Now!
"Have No FEAR, Just Drink My BEER!" - HS
"Do the METH, you're facing DEATH..
just chug a SUD, and live long...BUD!" - Hank
Forget the CRANK, just chug with HANK!
"Tuco's toast, I got his GRILL..
Lift your mugs and have a SWILL!" - Hank
Lose the SPEED and pitch the WEED..
Agent Schrader's brewed what you NEED!!
Schraderbrau: Tumescent Refreshment
Schraderbrau - Be it Dunkel, Weisse, Altbier or Bock... Always guarenteed to knock off your socks!
brewed in my garage. seriously. seriously.
Schraderbrau-bullet in a bottle
Schraderbrau-Cheaper than a Wendy, Wendy.
Grab a bottle of Hanks brew, don't get jacked by a guy named Spooge.
Peek-a-brew.
Schraderbrau- It's Better Then Meth!
Schraderbrau....not for puss-ies
C2 H 6O YO!
(That's the chemical compound for beer- I couldn't get the numbers lower than the letters!)
Schraderbrau - Down Ze Hatchen
Schraderbrau -- From My Home to Yours...
Schraderbrau -- What Have We Brewed Up This Time?
Like Hank himself, Schraderbrau is not very smooth and moderately chunky, with a bright, clean head. Go downtown and suck one down!
Schraderbrau...Breaking Bud
Schraderbrau: Goes down easy-- now on tap at the White Swallow.
Legal since 1933, and smoother than Shania Twain in the desert heat - Schraderbrau!
Schraderbrau - Its not about what you want, its more about what you need, and right about now I need a XXL.
Of all the beers...
This is one of them!
Get a fuzz buzz...
Pop a cap a' Hank!
Better head
than dead!
The only cop approved "Rode Soda"
Yes, it's that good. Just ask your teenager!
"Tonight, it WILL be Schraderbrau!"
"Why? Because I SAID so! You got a problem with that?" -Hank
Schraderbrau - Bitchin Good Beer!
Schraderbrau-Puts the E.R. in Beer!
Come on...that is perfect!
Schraderbrau - It will put you on ICE!
Schraderbrau - Hops On Pop !!! (with apologies to Dr. Seuss)
Schraderbrau - A Beer With Bite !!!
Schraderbrau- The Pop Top Beer
Schraderbrau: Goes best with Ice
Schraderbrau - Kills brain cell (but just the weak ones)
Schraderbrau - Brewed in my garage, because my wife is in the house.
Schraderbrau - Tuco likes it! Hey Tuco!
Schraderbrau - from my garage to yours
Homebrewed, because if you want it done right, you gotta do it yourself.
Schraderbrau - You think, I'll drink
Schraderbrau Guarantee - Puts hair on your chest! But nowhere else.
Gimme an "S"
Gimme a "C"
Gimme an "H"
Gimme a "R"
Gimme a... an "a"
Gimme a ... ..."d"
Gimme... an..... "...e..."
Screw it! just Gimme a Schraderbrau
Schraderbrau - It's Beer
P.S.
Hank, Do you really only brew one batch a year?
After hard day busting crackwhores and capping dealers, its time to relax with an ice cold Schraderbrau
Schraderbrau - It won't give you the Schlitz!
Brew your own,
Roll your own,
Load your own.
Wait, that's ATF
nevermind
Schraderbrau
50% Fine Ingredients
50% Brewing Skill
50% Accurate Measurement
Schraderbrau
Schraderbrau
Enjoyed by great Americans like...
General Bowden
Deke Powell
Frank Maddigan
Detective Shea
W.D. Twitchell
State Trooper McCleary
Steve Hodder
Wayne Nelson
and Marshal Tapia
Schraderbrau - Will make you post stupid comments on fictitious person's blogs.
Schraderbrau ..... A hell of a good reason to call in sick!!!
Schraderbrau.... No Bullshit hear!!!
Its A Crime Not to Drink Schraderbrau!
Schraderbrau .... It Gos Great With Donuts!!!!
Schraderbrau ... Its So Smooth, Even Chick Cop can Drink It!!!
- Schraderbrau. Home Brewed, So Piss Off.
- Schraderbrau. Brewed Medium Rare, Just Like Daddy Taught Me To.
- Schraderbrau. Goes Down Smooth As A Fiddler’s Elbow!
- Schraderbrau. If You Can Find A Better Tasting Beer, I’ll Shoot Myself.
- Schraderbrau. Because I Don’t Have to Explain Myself To You.
- Schraderbrau. It’s Beer.
- Schraderbrau. If You Break It, You Drink It.
- Schraderbrau. If You Don’t Drink it, Somebody Else Will. Probably.
- Schraderbrau. Toilet, Here I Come.
- Schraderbrau. Brewed Warm, Because We Can’t Afford A Modern Refrigeration Unit.
- Schraderbrau. Tastes Like Beer, Comes Out Like Urine.
-- Schraderbrau. It's what men drink out here in Schraderbraulbuquerque.
-- Schraderbrau. Say it's great or we'll get into a Schraderbrawl.
-- Schraderbrau. Help me help you drink up Hank's brew.
-- Schraderbrau. tHank me later.
-- Schraderbrau. It ain't no Pabst Blue Ribbon.
-- Schraderbrau. Don't be a hater now--love the Schraderbrau.
Schraderbrau - The END JUSTIFIES the EXTREME
Schraderbrau - At least it doesn't leave you with Meth mouth
Schraderbrau - It doesn't take a chemistry teacher to make this stuff
Schraderbrau - I hope the DEA doesn't find out the active ingredient
Schraderbrau,
When you need a little brau in your Schrader because microbrew isn't micro enuff.
Even a SKANK SKANKY SKANK ASS SKANK looks good, when you're drinkin' Schraderbrau.
Schraderbrau: Yeah, you know you want some.
Schraderbrau - If it was really horse piss, it'd be served warm!
Schraderbrau - A buck a bottle for an effin' good reason!
Schraderbrau - If it's time for good friends, and tonight is something special...drink some other swill
Schraderbrau - The drink of choice for the moments that don't mean shit!
Schraderbrau - Get Beered-Up Tonight...Alone Again!
Schraderbrau - The Mad Dog 20/20 of Beers
Schraderbrau, beer that is not for mexicans, Gomey.
Schraderbrau - Goes good with - A. Funions, B, Hotpockets, C. Wendy's, D. All the above.
Schraderbrau - taste as good comin up as it did goin down!!!
Tuco says, "You can have MY Schraderbrau when you pull it out my cold, dead, hand!!"
Schraderbrau: Twice as brown as the Rio Grande, and twice as delicious!
Pop a cap of Scraderbrau. You have the right to a good brew, but anything you say or do will be used against you.
Heineken? Fuck that shit! Schraderbrau!
Schraderbrau not for later do it nah!
Schraderbrau..............................better then a "man shake."
Schraderbrau - or else.
Schraderbrau....................for the man that likes to swallow.
Schraderbrau...get her drunk and get her done!
I win!!
Schraderbrau..it's what hank uses to get laid...why not everybody?
I ain't no SKANK...cuz, I drank some Hank!
SCHRADERBRAU!!!
For those that don't like to spit...but love to swallow!!!
BWA HA HA HA!!!! >=)
Kinda not that good looking?....try Schraderbrau and get laid tonight!
xcuse me ossifer I dont drink ..but I did smell some Schraderbrau tonight......burp
I ain't no SKANK...cuz, I drank some Hank!!!
SCHRADERBRAU!!!!
For those who don't spit...but love to swallow!!!
BWA HA HA HA!!!! >=)
HA HA...*cough cough!!!* A HA...*cough!* ha...ha...*cough! hack!* HAH!
Ah....ha.......*ack!*....
Eh.... =(
OOPSY!! =(
Yikes & eek!!!
Sorry ya'll for my "Double Post!!!" How do I delete?
Or, does it really matter???
Dammit!!
And, geezzzzz....it appears that I don't read that well, either!!!
Sorry, dinkster about basically using the same phrase you did!!!
That oughta teach me to proof-read, huh???
(And NOT drink too much Schraderbrau, while coming to this website! Hee hee hee...)
Schraderbrau...for when you're not obnoxious enough on your own!
(As I am... =/ *sigh* )
Shy gal?
No pals!
D-da-da-da-da....DUMB-ASS!!
(dumb-ass!!)
Can't read?
Inbreed!!!
Ah-rin-ra-rin-a-rin...INBREED!!
(aaaahhh...inbreed!!)
Smokin'...
and chokin'!!!
Tweakin'...
and geekin'!!!
Can't shit anything, but Raisinettes?
Drink sumptin' that'll clear ya out...
(The best yet!)
Schraderbrau!
Schra-ra-ra-rader-rou...
Schraderbrau!
(Yeah, folks...I'm either THAT freakin'
nuts...
having this TOO much FUN...
or,
THAT freakin' bored!! =) LOL )
Well...SHYTE!!!
Apologies to greenman as well, concerning the SKANK approach...
Pooey! My batting average is'nt so great, as far as originality goes, after proof-reading a bit further.
I suck...and NOT in the good way...
=(
You'll Make a DEAl with the Devil for it!
You know Hank, your blog has the hottest chicks! Oh, I mean galls! And I did not have to drink much Schraderbrau to see that!!!
With that said, "Schraderbrau, things are looking better all the time!!!!!
Schraderbrau, It has more head then a border turtle !!
Schraderbrau, Drank by real heroes every where!
For that real north of the border flavor, south of the border....Schraderbrau!
Speak English when I'm drinking at you!!! Schraderbrau!
One cop, one garage = one Great Beer....Schraderbrau home brew !
not brewed in a RV
Schraderbrau: Tastes great, less killing.
Schraderbrau:Tuco-licious
Schraderbrau: "Taste like heaven, kicks you in the ass"
Schraderbrau: "Boombastic brew"
Schraderbrau: "Shiz good though"
Schraderbrau:"From Albuquerque To You"
Schraderbrau:"It'll hit you in the boo boo"
Schraderbrau - It's like Shania Twain giving you a tug!
Schraderbrau: The strongest medicine you can get without a prescription, and you'll love the side-effects.
Got home brew?
Got a HANKeren for some home brew?
Hank's Schraderbrau T-Shirt Contest! Wow!
Out of all those thousands of entries you
picked mine.
Damn, I'll drink to that!
Schraderbrau Pale Ale
- Winner of the AMC -
Home Brew Competition
- 2009 -
Schraderbrau: "Beyond The Pale"
Or,
"Beyond The Pale Ale"
Or,
"Ale Beyond The Pale"
Schraderbrau: "More dangerous than weed"
"Home Brewed In The Land Of Enchantment"
Schraderbrau- Best Brew In The ABQ.
Schraderbrau: Quivering in tumescent anticipation
Schraderbrau: Brewed for your sweet little ass
Schraderbrau: Silky Brew from the ABQ
Shraderbrau: From my boiler to yours
Shraderbrau: The Heisenberg of Beers
Shraderbrau: The Beer So Good It'll Make You Slap Your Momma
SHRADERBRAU - IT WILL BLOW YOUR LEGS OFF!
Schraederbrau: a Brewing Urban Legend.
Schraederbrau: It'll blow youre mind if it doesent blow up first
Schraederbrau - get BrAu BeAtTiN
Schraederbrau- My Wife is a Freakin' Klepto, Yo!
Schraederbrau.....Hola DEA!!!!
Schraderbrau... It will shred your intestine out...
Schraderbrau - Mugs Not Drugs
Schraderbrau will cap your ass!
Schraderbrau its everything in a beer and so much more its schraderbrau
Schraderbrau-
"Smooth taste with no kickback"
"The only thing better is another Schraderbrau"
"Like a donkey eating a waffle"
"Dude, your mom got me so drunk last night."
"You have the right to remain refreshed"
"The Game Has Changed"
"So good it can't legally be called beer."
"Because there's already a Hankbrau"
"It's pretty good."
"I'd drink it."
"Pop a cap."
"The 'Lethal Weapon 2' of Beers"
"Hell yes, beer."
"Better than eating out Eva Braun"
"Because it's too hard to bottle God's piss"
Sweet cheeks...I need a Schraderbrau shirt...
"Almost as good as an embargoed Cuban cigar."
"It'll scare the bejeezus outta you when it explodes."
"For, you know, personal days,"
"This is what happens when you piss excellence."
"It's DEAlicious!"
"It'll make you forget almost any traumatic experience, mostly because it tastes like it was brewed in a hooker's bathtub."
"Made from real meth lord sweat."
"Like a hammer to the senses."
"Drama plus beer equals Comedy."
I recieved my shirt today....It's sweet, and will wear it with pride. Dreaming of a home brew right now.
Schraderbrau... and logo (shirt front)
WANTED by the DEA (shirt back)
Schraderbrau... and logo (shirt front)
DEA's MOST WANTED (shirt back)
Schraderbrau: It'll get you a faded frau.
Schraderbrau: It's almost as good as a happy ending!